monkycndo

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  1. But I hate dusting. And if we shoot all those asteroids, think of all the dust created that I will now have to clean up. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  2. Are you trying to tell me that the things that lead the way where ever you go are not headlights? I'm sorry, but I've been positioned right in front and center, right at the picnik table during the Crack Choir, and those headlights have never failed to perform as God (or insert your diety or non diety of choice) intended. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  3. I was never good at video games. While I was in junior high(a loooong time ago), the local gaming center gave free token for good grades. I was a straight "A" geek and got the max amount of free tokens. But it took me about 5 minutes to blow the tokens. That broke me of playing video games. Besides, what did an asteroid ever do to you? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  4. I would, but I type to slow. I blame it on the brain injury suffered as a child. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  5. Not into video games, but love the name of the company. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  6. *In walks the inner 12 year old and thinks back to LP.* [Homer voice when he was 12 years old] Hmmmmmm, Shell headlights[/Homer voice] 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  7. Student flared as instructed over radio by AFFI. About 5-7' above the ground, for some reason, he let the toggles up to return to full flight. Hit the ground hard without a PLF. If he just held his flare, he was set for a textbook soft landing. Outcome= broken fibula. Just follow your training and listen to your instructors. They, and the well practiced PLF, are your friend. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  8. yes either or. I wouldn't encourage downsizing and landing downwind though. Where's your sense of adventure? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  9. Injuries can happen any time. I saw it happen on a level 1, I did it just before jump 500. Instead of focusing on what *might * happen, plan/train on what should happen. And practice your PLF until you can do it in any direction. That is the best insurance to keeping your legs healthy. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  10. Let me guess. You originally met them at the leather fetish store and only later realized you were all dizzy.commers. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  11. Finally broke down and bought the ticket. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  12. WoooHooo. I get my Oscar. [sally field voice] You like me, you really like me.[/sally field voice] 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  13. And that was after the rider landed, repacked and got on the next load. Scott was still up there. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  14. Rub one out. Nice stress releaser. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  15. Byron is known for being a windy DZ. The winds can be howling or non existant. It is surrounded by windmills. But with few obstructions, there is not much turbulance. The landing area is big with plenty of outs. If you are use to the winds at El'Snore, you should have no problems at Byron. Besides, if the winds pick up, the beerlight gets turned on early. One year we got winded out on Friday. Beerlight got turned on about 3pm. I have never seen such a wild evening of karaoke. Elisha was riding around on Amazon's shoulders. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  16. Lodi California has $15 jumps to 13K and a block of 50 is $650. Open every day flying either beech 99, Otter or KA. NorCal weather tends to be *decent* during that time. But not as warm as AZ, SoCal or FL. They have a bunkhouse as well. Check for availability of a room. Number of upjumpers can vary widely. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  17. Tenting is fine, Just bring strong stakes. The winds can do funny things to tents not staked well. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  18. Um, I'm the selfish type. Might just use it on a plane ticket to a certain boogie. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  19. Well, at least you didn't waste it. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  20. So I get home from work and check my mail box. I find an envelope from my ex-employer. I left the company by my choice, with them owing me some money. They were having financial difficulties and I never expected to see any of it. Well, lowe and hehold, I got a check for a small portion of what I'm owed. Looks like I got some "free" jumps.
  21. I was once turned down for a credit increase on my favorite credit card because my available but unused credit on my many other cards was too high. Same here. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  22. It's a misspelling in your ISP. It should be "Hoover" control. And your GF has it handled. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  23. You are all "movie stars". But only a few will get the oscar. We all could get more lens time if Purple Mike stopped hogging it all. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  24. I would think it would be difficult for your inner geek to fight it's way through the outer geek we see every day. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  25. If you are going to cancel a card to reduce your credit to income ratio, don't cancel the card you have had the longest. That might hurt your credit score. Keep it even if you never use it. Ask that creditor to reduce your available credit limit to the lowest they will allow. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity