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  1. monkycndo
    I don't know, maybe a cuddle. So what are you going to fix when I come to visit? Or will I just get a diet coke as well... and some muffins that fall apart? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I've used a rubber band to hold my risers together for storage after I cut away my main to install a demo canopy. Maybe this person did the same and failed to remove the rubber band upon reinstalling the risers. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    well now...wouldn't that make a nice wig? For the person that likes their hair naturally curly. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I see how this works. He visits a hot chicka and spends lots of quality time. He visits a fat hairy guy and all I get is a short walk and a diet coke. Wait a second, sounds like his priorities are on the money. Never mind. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    When I first read the title, I figured you finally shaved your pubes. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I am coming into TPA at around 9:30am on Friday. If willing to wait a bit, I have a car reserved. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Bill, for the third time, you look great. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Ding Ding Ding, I think we have a winner. And what does the contestant win Johnie? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Sending "Let there be a second plane" vibes. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    The Great Escape and The Longest Day Both had fantastic ensemble casts. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Go local sports team. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    My tip. Fly into San Francisco instead and pick me up. I could use a road trip to SD. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Blazing Saddles Princess Bride (I know, Inconceivable!) 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    She would have to lose a lot of hair to match your hairstyle. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    You sure have interesting events in Texas. Compared to AD, just about everyone can compete for that team. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Billie is hearing challenged. Or in other words, fookin deef. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  17. monkycndo
    Go out and find a container and canopies that will get you in the air now. They don't have to be perfect. Just safe. Order an Infinity now to get your fabrication slot. Have them confirm your order just before fabrication. During those 20 weeks, you might find the canopy of your dreams that might be a different size then your current one, which might require a different size container. Once your brand new shiney gorgeous Infinity shows up, transfer over the canopies that fit your new Infinity. Sell the old container and any of the canopies that didn't go in that new Infinity. The value of used gear sized for newer jumpers doesn't depreciate much. BTW, did I mention that I jump an Infinity. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Does Dirt have an official birthdate? Ask Kev, he was there when dirt was born. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Sorry. I have a car rented and plan on leaving the DZ around 4:30-5PM on Sunday. Any one need a ride in exchange for a little gas money? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    The wheels under the frame are air controlled. The ones on the ass end are hydraulic and are called a "booster". 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I think that thing was buzzing around my ears last night and hit it with a fly swatter. Looks about the size of a Mattel model. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    It's not that hard if you can still hold your bladder until you need to fuel up. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    The one time I rode in it with 10, it included Amazon. Now I know what it feels like to ride in one of those clown cars in the circus. One thing about the Porter is the step. Or should I say, the porch. It's huge. NW Skydiver's Porter has a door on both side. You can launch a chunk out of both sides at once. A formation load from a single plane. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    He will always be older than me. Happy B-day ya old fart. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Holds 8 nicely, 9 using a shoe horn, 10 if they are all female japanese freestylists. With the right spinny thing up front, smokin' fast. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity