monkycndo

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  1. I mean normal in a "beautiful woman's inner serial killer comes out in the form of a mime from hell who is really into the Friday the 13th series of movies and has some seriously captivating eyes and lips considering she is about to chop your head off with with a dull circular saw." way. But as long as you have small hands, all is good. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  2. At the top of the page, click "Create a filter" Enter sender's address in the "from" box, Click "Next step" and choose what he wants to do with the message. Click "Create Filter" Done 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  3. you can filter by sender. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  4. If you post it, I'll show it to you again. Do you really want to see it again? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  5. Afraid he coulda taught you something? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  6. Well... You had me really worried there for a bit. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  7. I'd prefer a cookie. Sorry, only GFD could pass out cookies. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  8. Good for you. Want a gold star for not getting lost? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  9. Never mentioned this part of the story before, but it's about 150 times that. It was never a factor in the relationship, as I didn't even know until a few months in, but at this point it seriously has no bearing on my feelings toward this situation. FOOL! Marry the girl. Who cares about feelings. Feelings are for women reading 19th century French literature, not men. Take the money and run. Frenchy, you are my hero.
  10. I was renting and old victorian with leaky double hung windows. I installed some window film you tape around the windows and then heat the film with a hair dryer to tighten it up and remove the wrinkles. It made a HUGE difference in keeping the drafts out and the apartment was much warmer. The kit cost about $20 and did 8 big windows. Payed for itself in one months bill. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  11. Serious reply this time. If memory serves me, the building code requires that a residence be capable of being heated to a temperature of 70*F measured at 3' above the floor. That's the code. The hard part is that it doesn't say where in the unit the measurement is to be made or how long it should take to achieve that temperature. If the unit is heated by gas, the local gas company will often provide a heater inspection to make sure it is in good working order. If it is unsafe, they can red tag it which forces the owner to make repairs. Most larger cities have a renters rights org that should be able to help with what a landlord is responsible to provide as basic utilities. Worth a search. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  12. Are the profs hot? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  13. [Clint Eastwood voice] A man has to know his limitations. [/Clint Eastwood voice] 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  14. Legal, no opinion. But she lives in a fucking cold weather location. Might be cheaper to offer to pay to install a more efficient heater. Or get one of the portable radiant oil filled type heaters. They don't heat up quickly, but do stay warm a longer time once up to temp. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  15. SoCal desert rat currently in the NorCal rain. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  16. For a long time I've had a dream of walking into a biker bar and loudly screaming, "Who's the piece-of-shit pussy who parked that black piece-of-shit Harley out front?!!!! Move it out of the fucking way so I can park my fuckin' Honda!!!!!". Walt Just give me your CReW rig before you do that. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  17. I have small hands.... How you doin'? Why do women like their men to large hands? Makes their butt look smaller. *runs* 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  18. Is that why guys like women with small hands? It make their dick look bigger. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  19. Not needy at all. I grew up in a large family. When I first moved out on my own, it felt strange not having all that noise around. Now, I can take it or leave it. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  20. I thought I saw a safety razer in there. Maybe Walt is actually a head shaver and that thing on his head is a wig. *looks at the photo again* My mistake. There is no way someone would make a wig to look like that. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  21. I'm familiar with the origin of the Cuben Fiber. I actually worked at most of the different camps for the America's Cup race in '92. And most of the big parties as well. Got to meet the crew of America^3. They knew how to have fun. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  22. Not too far off. But I have never seen a state with as many smorgies compared to Michigan. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  23. I hope you realize that you will be in Michigan. The land of the All You Can Eat Buffet. And if they actually go to a real restaurant, they complain the food was barely edible and the servings were way too small. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  24. I bribed a Mod to be able to use the button to see who is actually online, including those who think they are invisible. I'm invisible so my stalker doesn't know I'm online other then when I post. And in case you need a part time job, my last stalker didn't work out. So I'm accepting applications. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  25. One Easter, a long time ago, I gave up Lent. It worked. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity