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  1. monkycndo
    Added DZ city: Quote The major dropzones near San Francisco are: Byron=Bay Area Skydiving (King Air) Davis=Skydance Skydiving (PAC) Hollister=Adventure Center Skydiving (King Air) Lodi=Parachute Center (Otters, Beach 99, KingAir) /reply] 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    After he made post #12, I'll take a few squares in the bounce bingo game. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Talk about an exciting game. I can barely contain my enthusiasm. rah 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    You're not allowed to have a custom paint job until you have 1oo jumps. Sorry 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    The whole "most accidents happen within 5 miles of the home" is skewed. Duh, you're more likely to have an accident that close to home because you spend most of your time that close to home. If you spent an exact equal amount of time 20 miles from home, you would be just as likely to have an accident 20 miles away. Yep. The joke is still funny. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Didn't have a pre-thought on it and afterwards care even less. Now if you meant to type UFO 81, I'd be interested to know the source of your information that there have been 81 so far. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    No kittehs for me. I go to other homes to play with kittehs. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Here is a Mr. Bill done by our own brianfry713. Look for the bridle. I saw it from the ground.Talk about a pucker factor rated 10 out of 10. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I would guess, HHypoxic. What do I win? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  10. monkycndo
    OK. Using that logic, did you hear about the guy that heard most vehicle accidents happen within 5 miles of home? So he moved. How often does a car cross your lane at an intersection/traffic light and cut you off,... on a freeway? Rate of closure on a freeway with all traffic going the same direction is much less then on surface street two way traffic. Reaction times are much less. Sorry, just don't follow the logic. And a full face is not required, just like in skydiving. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I got your meaning. I just quoted your post. In California, you have no choice about helmet use. It is mandatory. Including bicyclists under 18 as well. I don't ride my bicycle much anymore, but when I do, I always wear a helmet and an orange reflectorized vest. I want to make myself as visible as possible. My brother was cut off and had to dump his bicycle. He hit his head against the curb. His helmet saved him from any head trauma. The foam liner was broken into many pieces. So when people piss and moan about having to wear a helmet, they are talking to deaf ears around me,....and BV. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Squeak, I applaud you wearing your helmet, but disagree with the "catch phrase". All too often, the young punk on the donor cycle, too cool for school, without medical insurance, just cost the rest of the tax paying community a lot of money because he didn't want to wear a helmet, and then crashed his bike. Dave, I think Texas has a unique approach to let the cyclist decide to take personal resposiblity for the opportunity on not wearing a helmet. But how does the law enforcement officer know that the guy going helmetless has the required coverage? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Consider every landing an accuracy landing. That way, when you have to put it down in a tiny area, cross wind, it won't be as scary. Ever since I biffed in, my landings have improved. But they can only get better. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Just proves that the chick didn't know how to drive, but couldn't even give a decent blow job. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Ask any pilot, any landing that you can walk away from without assistance is an "acceptable" landing. But don't ever stop trying to improve. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Cute pussy. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    If you are confident with your landings, you can get cocky and become complacent. Until you are in the packing area telling lies, stay vigilant. I got lazy and broke myself. Now I focus on every landing. I'm having fun from exit till pack job. Don't be ashamed to PLF. A good PLF will save your ass. A jumpsuit wash/repair is so much cheaper than a visit to an ortho/physio. Trust me, I speak from experience. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Crockpot beans. Use dried beans and soak them. Cheaper than canned beans. Lots of fiber and protein. Did I mention the additional free entertainment in the farting contest. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Let's see, 90 jumps Wing loading at 1.3 on main and 1.5 on reserve Questioning a rigger with that vast experience verses the friend you "trust" I say either here's my cash to enter bounce bingo on Copycat or Trollin', trollin', trollin', keep the BS posts a rollin', Troll hide. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    It just takes you longer. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I've seen that before on a business card for a mechanical engineering trade group. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  22. monkycndo
    Nice way to tie your off topic threadjack into the original topic. Well done. BTW, who do you think will win the StuporBowl? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  23. monkycndo
    Being from San Diego, seeing the thread title, I naturally thought of this. The non sponsored teams tend to have very unique names that are topical, often NSFW. Some of my favorites through the years: Stop the bus and let my brother Jack off (During the Ridney King era) We got our bats from LAPD (Back when he left the Dodgers to play for San Diego and the at the time of his paternity suit) Steve Garvey is my Padre One year, the first game to be played was: The announcer's queer vs. Crabs on your anus Easy to see why they'll never have Over the Line on ESPN. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    And now that the theadjacking is over, how about that Stealth? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  25. monkycndo
    I predict one team will win, the other will lose, and on Monday, the armchair quarter backs will be calling into their favorite "SportsTalk" talk show to question why the coaches, that actually get paid to do what they do, didn't do what said armchair quarterbacks would have done in hindsight with their 20/20 vision. Since neither team is in their home stadium, Go most local sports team, rah 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity