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And they voted for the man who paid porn star hush money WITH A CHECK.....right?

Rather than practice diving to a formation, practice diving to your position in what's referred to as the stadium. That's a point that's a few feet up and a few feet back from where you're supposed to dock. From there, you work your way into your slot, match the fall rate, and pick up grips. Never use the formation to stop yourself if you're going too fast.

If you have a MARD (Main Assisted Reserve Deployment), the free bag and reserve pilot chute would be attached to the main canopy in the event of a cut away. If the reserve is deployed without cutting away, the reserve free bag and pilot chute could easily get lost.

Can a rigger put a tracker in or on the reserve free bag without there being TSO issues?

The GOP is like, “We’ve got to protect our phony baloney jobs, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately, immediately, immediately! HARRUMPF! HARRUMPF! HARRUMPF! And Matt Gaetz says, “I didn’t get a HARRUMPF from that guy!”

“If a political party does not have its foundation in the determination to advance a cause that is right and that is moral, then it is not a political party. It is merely a conspiracy to seize power.” - Dwight Eisenhower

A woman was mad at her husband because he was late coming home again. She decided to leave a note on the dresser in the bedroom that said, "I've had enough. I'm leaving your ass. Don't bother coming after me." When she heard his car pull in the driveway, she hid under the bed to see his reaction. She heard him go to the kitchen first, then, he came in the bedroom. She saw him pick up the note and read it. After a few minutes she sees him write something on the note. Then, he picked up his phone and called someone. He said, "Hey baby, she's finally gone. It's about time. Put on the cute dress I like and I'll be right over. I love you so much." He grabbed his keys and left. She came out from under the bed very hurt and filled with rage. She walked over to the dresser and picked up the note to see what he wrote. The note said, "I can see your feet. We're out of bread and I'm going to the store. I'll be back in ten minutes."

In the eyes if Ginni's aunt and uncle, being black was something that had to be "made up for. That's bull****!

Here's something revealing that I found on Wikipedia regarding his wife, Virginia: "Virginia and Clarence Thomas married in 1987. The couple lives in Virginia. In an interview Ginni's uncle said of the couple, I can guarantee you I was surprised when I found out she was going with a black man", to which her aunt added, "but he was so nice, we forgot he was black, and he treated her so well all of his other qualities made up for his being black." When I read this, my WTF meter redlined.

"Someday, I will call upon you to do a service for me" - Vito Corleone

If Bubba Wallace had done something similar with a meme of Ashli Babbitt, MAGA heads would have exploded and they would be demanding something much harsher than a suspension.

Kevin McCarthy and Mitch McConnell to the GOP after the latest Trump indictments: "We've got to protect our phony baloney jobs, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately, immediately, immediately! HARRUMPF! HARRUMPF! HARRUMPF! (I didn't get a HARRUMPF from that guy!)

Donald Trump called Georgia looking for 11,780 votes. Fani Willis is only going to need 12.

An old man walked into a high end jewelry store on a Friday evening a few minutes before they were going to close. On his arm was a very young, beautiful, voluptuous, sexy blonde. They walked over to the jeweler and he said, "I want to buy a nice ring for the lady." The jeweler took a ring out of the case and handed it to the old man. He said, "This is nice. How much is it?" The jeweler said, "That ring is $1,000." The old man said, "Can you show me something better? The jeweler handed him another ring. The old man said, "How much is this one? The jeweler said, "That ring is $5,000." The old man said, "I want to see the best ring you have." The jeweler walked back to the vault and came back with a ring and handed it to the old man. "How much is this one?, he asked. The jeweler said, "This is our best ring and it costs $40,000." The old man said, "I'll take it!" The blonde he was with was so happy when she heard this. The jeweler asked, "How will you be paying for this, sir?" The old man said, "I'm going to write you a check. Now I know you will have to check with the bank on Monday to see if the check is good and that's fine. Hang on to the ring and I will stop in on Monday afternoon to pick it up." Then, the old man and the very happy young lady left. On Monday morning, the old man got a call from the jewelry store. The jeweler said, "Sir, there is a big problem. I just got off the phone with your bank and they said that the account your check was written on has no money in it!" The old man said, "Yes, yes, I know.....but let me tell you about my weekend!"

An old man walked into a tavern one evening and sat at the bar. The bartender came over and said, "What can I get for you?" The old man said, "Today is my 75th birthday." The bartender said, "Happy birthday! To help you celebrate, all of your drinks tonight are on me. What would you like? The old man said, "I'll have a scotch with three drops of water." For the rest of the night, that's what he drank. When the old man got up to leave, the bartender stopped him and asked, "Why did you order scotch with only three drops of water?" The old man said, "By the time you get to be my age, you learn how to hold your liquor. But holding your water? That's something else!"

Donald Trump is on a long, winding road, rather than the express lane but they both lead to the same place.....PRISON. if the express lane lead to his freedom, he would be on it.....and he's not.

There was a couple who had an adolescent son. One afternoon at home, the father saw his son engrossed in his video games and he whispered to his wife, "Let's sneak upstairs for a quickie.", and that's what they did. Unfortunately, they forgot to lock the bedroom door. Their son came upstairs to ask them something and he walked into the room without knocking. When he saw them naked and deep into doing the deed, he screamed. The father laughed at his son and continued with what he was doing as his son ran from the room. The next week, the grandmother was there visiting for a few days. One afternoon, the father heard a commotion coming from his son's room and went to check it out. He walked in his son's room and found his son on the bed with grandma and he was giving her the business. The father let out a scream. The son turned to his father and said, "I guess it ain't so funny when it's your mamma!"

"Can you get me off the hook.....for old times sake? - Sal Tessio

I saw Lindsey Graham on ABC this morning pleading Trump's case so vigorously that it made me wonder if someone from Trump World was standing off camera holding screenshots of Lindsey's browser history for him to see.

Trump's fate will be decided by a jury of his peers who will be presented evidence from the prosecution and not by the tantrums of the cult or Republican legislators who fear the cult. He is innocent until proven guilty. Having said that, they might want to keep a light on for him at Gitmo.

Correction: Some individuals, not all individuals.

I was reminded that lawn darts were banned after the deaths of three children. Did the ban happen because it was the right thing to do or did it happen because there was no National Lawn Dart Association with the cash to buy politicians?

The Mother Superior called a meeting of the nuns in the convent and said, “Today is the day we paint all the rooms in the convent. I have paired you up and given you all a designated room to paint. Just be careful to not get paint on your habits.” Two of the nuns went to their assigned room and one nun said, “How are we going to do this without getting paint on our habits?” The other nun said, “Well, since it’s just us in the room, I suggest we paint naked.” The other nun agreed and they took off their habits and started painting. All of a sudden, there was a knock at the door and a man’s voice said, “Blind man!” The nuns froze and stared at each other. Once again, a man’s voice said, “Blind man!” One nun said to the other, “He said he was blind. What harm could it do.” She walked to the door naked and opened it. The man yelled, “Wow! God is good! Now…..where do you want these blinds?”

I would have loved to see Rupert Murdoch and the other Fox News talking heads testify under oath, but I'm happy Dominion got a settlement. Expect to see Fox News lying before the ink on the check is dry. That's what they do.

There's talk of a possible gag order being imposed on Trump. I would hate to see him deprived of his right to talk himself into deeper trouble.