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    I believe it was Woody Allen who said he wanted to be buried with an extra pair of underwear just incase there really is a heaven. Sure, it's not always that easy living the life of a Christian, but God knows we sin and we can ask for forgiveness. I'm far from perfect; he knows that. It could be one heck (not hell) of an adventure if you tried. Who knows, in the end you might be pleasantly surprised. Why not take the gamble.
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    Additional comment: I find those of the Roberston/Fallwell/etc. ilk to be like modern-day Pharisees. A bunch of hypocrites who think they practice the Gospel but hardly appear to from their public persona. They should really be self-examining themselves regarding the parables of the Rich Young Ruler, "It is easier for a camel to enter through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven", the Beatitudes (the "Blessed's"/Sermon on the Mount) and the parable of the Sheep and the Goats (re: love). .... ... That would be bad for business. Compared to others like Jim Jones, the Waco bunch or the Mullahs, Fallwell and Robertson are lightweights. I'm not defending them. I'm just saying they could be far worse. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
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    Excellent. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
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    "Ok penis boy, the legion of decency is on the way"...from Big Bad Love Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
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    Son, you need a nice drill sergeant to tuck you in bed. Sounds like it could do you wonders. Just my opinion. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
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    Ok, I'll admit that I got a purple heart too, but It looks like you tried a little harder for yours. Your cool attitude indicates you are on the fast track to heal. Like it or not, you are one of America's heroes, and don't forget it. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
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    There is no issue where I live. In the state of Arkansas, illegal immigration keeps politicians in power. Just like Bush, our politicians could care less about sealing the border. It's all about greed.Makes you want to start your own revolution.
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    That little fella wins. Nice looking kid.
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    Yes, it will be more than 3million; closer to 11? With all the euphoria, people won't believe that what goes up will come down. Gonna be tons of young people out of work and angry because they will feel betrayed by the gringos. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
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    Perhaps a hoax? Maybe perfidious? Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
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    Hey.... This is serious shit. What's a jape? Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
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    When the US economy goes down like a limp penis that aint coming back, the French are going to laugh at our 3 million Mexican rioters who want social services, unemployment benefits, and everything they couldn't get south of the border. Then we can all laugh together.
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    In other words, 500,000 people left their jobs to march in protest? I'd get fired for that. Makes you think that maybe a couple of them don't work and have a lot of time on their hands. Making them legal without sealing the border first? We have the potential for 500,000 terrorists including OTMs (other than Mexicans). Today they are waving the American flag when last week they were waving the Mexican flag. My guess is they will stomp on the American flag and once again wave the Mexican flag after the protests are over. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
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    There is one consolation here: they died doing something they loved. They would want you to go on. Do so. When you get old, instead of counting sheep, you count dead people and wonder why you are still here. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
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    Harleys are slow, don't handle well and only look ok if you're a filthy, beard wearing, piss soaked old man.... oh, now i see why they still ride them I got the bike, I'm an old man, and I got friends to ride with, but wait.... Do I really have to be filthy. I could grow a beard... Piss soaked. Are you talking about beer or urine? Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
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    Bringing justice to Africa is a large step forward such as the trial of former Liberian president Charles Taylor.http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4871584.stm Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
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    Just don't yell LIVE GRENADE when the urge comes, and I wish you a speedy recovery. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
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    Buy a gun and play post office with the HOA on the way out. Show 'em what a pissed off skydivermom can do. Maybe a paint gun? Water gun with Louisiana hot sauce? Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
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    I think EVERYONE should have to do that... to get citizenship....serve 2 years.. then you have the right to vote. More people would be invested in doing something for their country. I guess this includes the summer soldiers and sunshine patriots aka politicians. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
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    I was getting free samples at the Big Sky Brewing Co. Fri afternoon. It was heavenly.edited to add: cool pics. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
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    Did you shoot all the buffalo? Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
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    What??? No 72 Virgins? I'm holding out for more. - Like Ron White said, "If you've seen one naked woman, YOU WANT TO SEE THEM ALLLL". I think there are exceptions to that rule. Wonder which party would put a tracking device on that babe. Lots of spare space to hid one. Whoever she leads you to has got to be very bad.
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    What??? No 72 Virgins? I'm holding out for more. - Like Ron White said, "If you've seen one naked woman, YOU WANT TO SEE THEM ALLLL". Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
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    Maybe they just want to be here and never really become an American. Maybe they want to take it back. I'm sure that's on their mind. How much do you think we should let them have (starting with LA)?
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    They feel safe enough to murder American citizens and then cross back into their country knowing they will not be extradited. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.