swedishcelt

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  1. Yeah. Count me in the same boat right now.
  2. Were you "the smelly kid"??
  3. More like Hemlock to Socrates. LMAO!!! You got me laughing before my coffee even with that one!!
  4. I don't know my original, I would guess it's on another computer. My favorite is this.
  5. Bunny Foo Foo is my brother from another mother. Dude has a bum rap...it was totally a gang-related incident. He was just protecting himself, see the field mice were trying to get him to hop 'packages' over to the Big Bad Wolf...and he turned 'em down cold. The Good Fairy is on the mice gang's bank roll. She screwed my boy over good. If the field mice weren't trying to pass off great, green gobs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, itty bitty birdie feet, and great, green gobs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts the Big Bad Wolf would have been fine. I know him and he's just got good taste.
  6. Hmm... I'm not judging. I am sure you are very clean. However, after reading this thread I am seriously rethinking ever having shower sex ever again with anyone.
  7. That is true with all bodily fluids. That is why immediately following ones shower one clears the nose with tissue and ears with a cotton swab, then washes one's hands with soap again. It can be quite a burden... that cleanliness thing is tedious.
  8. 2pts. Every man I have EVER known has done this. Ew.
  9. I have never even heard you swear before.
  10. Vent girl!! Get it out of your system!!!!
  11. What cute babies.... gotta go home to family soon and get my baby fix!!
  12. A beautiful young lady!
  13. I'll see your junior mints and raise you some godiva chocolate. throw in some red wine and you're on
  14. I would love to print it and frame it!! Please post when you know.
  15. I just have to make it to May 6.....then its SUMMER Hopefully I don't strangle anyone by then Wimp!!! I teach through to June 19th!! it's quality not quantity.... I 100% agree. About me.
  16. I just have to make it to May 6.....then its SUMMER Hopefully I don't strangle anyone by then Wimp!!! I teach through to June 19th!!