swedishcelt

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  1. LMAO- I bet his face is really, really red with so many women commenting on his behind!!!!
  2. Of course you are you...um... sweet cherubic lil' angel you!! Ok how can even you expect to be called a hottie with that avatar?
  3. swedishcelt

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    Well.... was he a very good looking homeless guy?
  4. He does. Not that I've looked because I'm a nun.
  5. Since I broke my ankle, yes, but Dr. says it's temporary and to be expected often after a leg break. No meds. I hate medicine. Just makes me a little insomniac. I just do work and pw.
  6. You also forgot posting and deleting. I do that too much. I try to quit then say something stupid and delete it.
  7. It wasn't an insult Walt! It was hilarious. Disgusting yes, but very hilarious. It's good having you around. Gross but good.
  8. Laughed MAO while nauseous AND really trying to look away.
  9. Your stories are astonishingly disgusting in an envelope-pushing kind-of-way that usually makes me and a lot of others nauseous for awhile!!
  10. And I did NOT mean ew to you, of course you are beautiful but ew to Turtle's imagery about himself.
  11. Yeah........just like a scooter at the DZ. You get all drunk and it seemed like a good idea to take it for a ride. Is that what it means when an experienced female jumper leans over and whispers to you, "No, no honey, that horse over there has been ridden a few too many times if you know what I mean. Your energy is better left for someone different. I always take that advice very seriously. I figure if they're willing to share that then they usually know what they are talking about.
  12. My mother makes excellent chicken and dumplings, gravy and biscuits and homemade cinnamon sticky buns, and cardamon rolls. And blueberry pancakes with blueberries from our yard.
  13. I thought the Blue one was the last to be produced. The red is the only one that was discontinued, and then re released. Most correct of course. As well as the fact that eating green M&M's on Thursdays makes you horny.
  14. Sometimes a person gets very mean and violent when they age. It's very scary to be in a house with some people who have dimentia or with bad alzeimers when they are like that.
  15. Well, with Skymama you could paddle everyone's ass as you drove by!! What fun!! Splash, screech, paddle, zoom.
  16. This has got to be the strangest pissin' contest ever.
  17. Third? are you serious? I gave him twice and ...n'ermind I just choked and shot Dt. Root Beer out my nose thank you very much!! LMAO!
  18. Cherry anything. Yuk. I was given cherry cough syrup when I had the stomach flu as a child. Cherry flavored vomit isn't a good memory.
  19. I'm innocent, I swear. Um... I meant Skinny...