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  1. swedishcelt
    Yep. They don't want my blood.
  2. swedishcelt

    yes

    swedishcelt replied to waltappel's topic in The Bonfire

    It's within a few degrees of a well digger's ass. Slightly warmer than Swedishcelt's booty in the winter time. I JUST saw this!!! LMAO!!! My booty IS cold, though you wouldn't know. It must be my heating seeking super power reputation.
  3. swedishcelt
    I like squash.
  4. swedishcelt
    Who knew that you were such a great cure for the hiccups!! We started talking and poof!! they were gone!! Thanks for the phone call and the hiccup cure!! I am off to bed now!!! I'm exhausted!!
  5. swedishcelt
    NO THANK YOU.
  6. swedishcelt
    JINX!!!!
  7. swedishcelt
    Not unless it gives you a happy ending.
  8. swedishcelt
    Yeah, whatever. What the hell do *you* know about sex anyway? You're a nun! Walt Good point.
  9. swedishcelt
    LOL!!
  10. swedishcelt
    NAH. Hiccups!!
  11. swedishcelt
    Well yes, much less unpleasant, but tremendously annoying.
  12. swedishcelt
    He doesn't like people hijacking his thread with morals.
  13. swedishcelt
    What's wrong Waltypoo, constipated or dry spell?
  14. swedishcelt
    Guess how long what's been going on...
  15. swedishcelt
    OMG Gia, MY EYES!!!
  16. swedishcelt
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
  17. swedishcelt
    Put SO in passenger seat. Put rig in SO's lap. Problem solved. You have to love a practical man.
  18. swedishcelt
    My willy fell off once. Okay, what's a willy? Is that your wee wee? How did you get it back on? Do you still have one? Do you have to use your PA to keep it pinned on? Did it hurt? Does it still hurt? Are you williless like a big Ken doll? Or do you have reattachable willy? If you do, do you ever lend it out? This is not for myself mind you... a 'friend' wants to know and I am just doing them a favor.
  19. swedishcelt
    Actually, all the cool people live in New England. Unfortunately it's a little TOO cool if you know what I mean. I'm headed somewhere warmer as soon I finish the next degree.
  20. swedishcelt
    I'll take you for a ride in my car.
  21. swedishcelt
    I couldn't help myself. It was just so pretty.
  22. swedishcelt
    Nice body, aye??
  23. swedishcelt
    Koenigsegg CCX Sigh. http://www.koenigsegg.com/thecars/ccx.asp?submenu=10
  24. swedishcelt
    Happy Birthday!
  25. swedishcelt
    Exactly.