swedishcelt

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  1. I feel the same about my donuts. Ditto but with coffee.
  2. Research to back this up??? Linky?? Fascinating.
  3. I came, I saw, I conquered. Shouldn't it be... I came, I ran, I conquered? Congratulations.
  4. I am never going to shake your hand until I see you wash your hands first.
  5. Do you have a lot sex? I mean, how do you get around the normal jostling issue of it all during the act? I am simply baffled by this one.... Not that there's anything wrong with it!!! I'm just saying... Have you ever seen the series Monk on TV before?
  6. You can't help but still moderate... can you?
  7. Oh Walt, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring up a sore point. I'm sure lots of ladies find you attractive. I was just kidding with you.
  8. Since you posted your poop you're all about imposing standards on others. Each to his/ her own Mister.
  9. Who cares what you think about what I do down there?
  10. I get carded all the time. I'm 35!!!
  11. I'm okay with parties, I just need my sleep during the week. I guess I was a grump last night. I can't wait to get away and see some sunshine again!!
  12. I do always wait until 11 anyways...I don't usually get irritated about it before then and I wouldn't say anything on a weekend. During the week though I can't sleep through it. I can put headphones on or something before 11.
  13. Yeah. I worked, walked ten miles and wrote a paper. I should be able to sleep through anything at this point. Not them...
  14. In a regular condo, is it okay??? I mean, would you bitch about it if it was on a weekday? They are so fn loud it's like a frat. party up there or something... they do this other days too, not just Thursdays... I want to complain to my landlord but need to do a bitchitude check... on the bitchometer scale... if asking them nicely doesn't phase them... [they sort of threatened me a little last time] would you ignore it or say something... I get up at 5am and it's an EXPENSIVE condo... I don't want to be a buzzkill but they are just WILD up there and I am so tired.
  15. It needs a cover. My cat has been in the closet in an enclosed box with a cover for so long he refuses to go if anyone looks at him.
  16. It was truly a silly joke, cupcake is definitely someone else and Bill has always been a wonderful gentleman to me here.
  17. I can so relate. I have had and have fixed this same copier at work for five years now. It ran out of staples one day and like usual I filled them. A new teacher (yes male btw) was trying to help me and I assured him I had been doing this same task for years. I put the staples in, finished my copy job (like 500 stapled items) and noticed afterwards he had the staple compartment opened and was fiddling with it. I asked him what he was doing and he said that what I had done didn't look right, it looked upside down. I assured him I had done it hundreds of times and it emptied out upside down, always have per the diagrahm on the instruction label by it. I left and later that day get called down by the office manager because I had broken the copy machine stapler. The new guy had flipped the staples and blamed it on me when the machine broke. I seriously wanted to send him through that machine and staple him a new asshole. He even told them he hadn't laid 'a finger' on the machine even though I saw him do it. And people say women are illogical. Copy machines suck.