swedishcelt

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  1. Force him to eat steamed veggies and salads while watching chick flicks and reading the posts of key DZ.commers he can't stand. Really whiny ones. Bwahahahaha!!!! See? I keep telling people I am really evil. No one BELIEVES me. Switch all his coffee and tea brands with decaffeinated ones without him knowing it and switch all his alcohol and pills with non-alcohol and placebos. Heh. Heh.
  2. Well apparently I had pm'd quite a few people that night and they knew who it was by the way I'd mispelled key words...
  3. A blonde is never as good as an Amber. Always keep that in mind. Ahem. And I am sure Sunshine would agree. Whatever about the blonde being never as good... I don't tend to post drunk, just to pm people drunk. Then other people post it because they think it's funny for some reason. Not that I am mentioning any names... (ACMEskydiver) LMAO.
  4. Go airbrush yourself cupcake.
  5. It's all good!! No one in my real life remembered. This is nice!
  6. swedishcelt

    Coffee

    I think I was eighteen. 18 years ago, exactly!!
  7. Uh, yeah, who's Dave??? I don't know any Dave.
  8. Dude, they seriously are friends and from same DZ. You got it all wrong.
  9. I took off the hat because I'm naked and polite. I'm just old fashioned that way.
  10. You um... surf a LOT of sites looking for women, don't you.
  11. Soooo... is someone a little glad to have her husband back??
  12. Men sadly aren't that picky either... sandwiches work too.
  13. So everything you do or say is all an act?? Is that what you are telling us?
  14. I heard about your cooking skills. When I come down for a visit your lady and I are going to sit back, put our feet up, drink and talk while you cook.
  15. My kitty sleeps sitting up like a little guard kitten. Wesa likes to sleep on my nightstand or dresser looking over the bedroom. A long time ago I also posted a thread where Matisse was drinking my coffee. Wesa loves milk too, he gets a longing look in his eyes when I drink it or set a cereal bowl down. Kyoodai is so very cute.
  16. Well, since that weekend is my Birthday and I will be happily otherwise occupied... could you spank him on my behalf.
  17. You're so right, getting dressed now!
  18. See that is what I need. I was so motivated before Christmas then after a bout of the flu and strep. I can't bring myself to do it. It's only been a week off but so hard...