swedishcelt
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I don't want to make him a slave. I already HAVE a perfectly good cabana boy. What I NEED is a husband. I have reasons and other tasks for him.
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Whenever you decide to throw it. Wait, is this a proposal???
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I'm an old fashioned girl J. I like it when the man proposes to me. Not the man's friend. I'm just funny like that.
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The shots alone up his anty.
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Well, be warned. I tried that with men. It doesn't work.
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I bet if he posted the P.A. again he'd get an offer from someone. I'm not guaranteeing it'd be a female. But we could donate the proceeds to charity!!
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You never know. Maybe the third time is the charm!!
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Why don't you just go and propose to someone.
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Oh snap, I almost said that then scrolled down to see you had.
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Umm... yes. Hee hee. I had Sat., Sun., Mon., Tues., off then a snow day on Wed. Then we had Sat., Sun., and today off. I've been doing a lot of classwork though. And working out too. Sooo... it's cool. I need to get ahead anyways.
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I have the day off. Now I can catch up on WORK!!
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Where in NY, I am not far from there.
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Of course you can have soup. If I was there I would wait on you.
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106 pages of threads with that word in it.
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No. Taking the knife does not mean you are a hooker. Setting a price before and taking compensation afterwards makes you a hooker. Keep the knife, he should have been less careless. Just give it back if he actually remembers and asks for it.
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1. I'm sick of winter. 2. I'm sick of assholes. 3. I'm sick of typing assignments and the computer. Come eat soup, you'll feel better.
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I just made a huge crock of homemade chicken soup and it's very good if I say so myself. You're welcome to have some. I have homemade rolls to go with it too, and fresh squeezed tangerine/ orange juice.
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You can't have my soul but I do have two toenails left. You are welcome to them. I might as well start fresh with all ten anyways.
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I can shower in 3 minutes including wash hair if I really have too. However, why would anyone want to? And really, bathing is a pleasure in life. A necessity yes, but like eating, you should enjoy it.
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I used to dog sit a pair of bichon frise for a couple when I was in college and they were at their summer home. I thought they were very mellow and sweet. Very much lap dogs if you like that. I never had a problem with them. I never thought they were very smart though. However maybe they ate a lot of pot. The old lady that owned them had glaucoma and... well that was my opinion. My friends and I used to joke that they were houseplants and not dogs. The lady was utterly devoted to them and they obviously were to her too.
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They are just jealous. You must be doing a good job. I've been called everything at my workplace, at least I was the first year or two, now no one gives a crap.
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I found coffee necessary too. And the color thing was WAY off.
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Ah now this is worth a whole new post your numbers thread. LOL. 1st #= missed calls and 2nd #= messages. My highest # received was 22/ 14. EXHAUSTING.
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Do you get up and brush your teeth before morning nookie?
swedishcelt replied to kelel01's topic in The Bonfire
Me too. And every man should own listerine. That is all. If not, he worries me. And I check. -
I missed the whole thing!!!! I miss everything good.