swedishcelt
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I once read a study that said cinnamon buns do it. It's something about the smell of vanilla and cinnamon and man's natural Oedipal complex.
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Ah well, no hope then. Good luck though! You'll need it.
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I'd be pissed too. Is the coast guard the same as the military or do you have actual contractual rights?
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Is there a liability issue for when you take your breaks and no one is there to spell you?
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I've cut a few dates really short. When we had planned to go to a movie after dinner I just broke down and said, "Look, you don't seem comfortable, I don't seem comfortable... want to just call it and go home?" He agreed. Neither of us were ever in a million years going to be a good fit, and we didn't have enough to talk about to even be friends. I shy away from other people hooking me up with any blind dates now.
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Is that four dates in four days? Or just three? What dating service are you using, are you always this busy?
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I think you are really being way too hard on yourself. Do you like skydiving? If you do, do it. If not, don't do it and be proud you did 2. No worries. It's all good, life is good.
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Jeff, Why do you care what other people think? Do what makes you feel good and be true to yourself. Other people shouldn't affect how you conduct your life if you aren't hurting anyone.
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I will have to see it, that's for sure. As for whether I'll like it, depends on if it's done well or not. I've always liked The Simpsons, SouthPark and Family Guy. I guess I'm twisted.
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May I be in charge of blankets? For some reason my butt is cold again. I like blankets.
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Yes.
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J hasn't been doing well as a pimp. Turtle needs you. I almost got him for 2 chickens and 1 goat but the price on the other end was just tooooo high. He totally needed you.
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yes...and i know what he tastes like too!! Ew. Well. I'll let you have that one.
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Do you know what he smells like?
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you just get tired when you drink good to know... we'll have to pour a little espresso or red bull into him first
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the turtle smells Smells like what?
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I didn't say that...
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Nice. Training for the Nautica NYC, then of course, the NYC Marathon in Nov. My training starts March 1. Ugh. March 1?? So I will never have a drink with you? Ok. I see how it is... I admire you guys. You're both awesome.
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Actually, we all missed you. I tried but it's just not the same. [hangs head in shame] Half the time they say things and I don't even know what they mean.
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After the conversation you two had earlier. I hope all the fleas and lice of a 100 camels infect his little butthole.
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Um... well, I suppose I could watch you guys if you really wanted me too. I've never actually seen gay porn before... I could use your camera to video it too for these fine DZ.com folks. Afterall, J told me it didn't happen unless there's video...
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J sweety, be a good bridesmaid, can I borrow yours?
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g Well, I suppose I could buy a strap on for you baby if you insist.
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OMG, you'd look so sexy in heels and a dress.... I may have to make it to the wedding just so I can caress your smooth legs...
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Yes. And if you wear the dress I pick for you... you can even come and be a part of the bachelorette party too.