swedishcelt

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  1. swedishcelt

    Uh oh

    Keith puts his money where his ...errrrr.. mouth is... You ready for that? Whatever, are you trying to say I might not be or have or... errrrrr... sigh... how about nun then... anyone who could contest that in here is either engaged or married now so I'm pretty safe.
  2. swedishcelt

    Uh oh

    Dirty minded hippie!! Lookie at avatar.
  3. swedishcelt

    Uh oh

    See, I envy you Keith. I want a real title! Like nun or superpussy.
  4. swedishcelt

    Uh oh

    Wow. I missed a lot while at class.
  5. Don't we already have a thread for this? I guess in 3 hours and 40 minutes you'll be REALLY bored then.
  6. No hate in me darlin', just the truth, the whole truth, and nothin' but the truth, so help me God.
  7. No, no its not. Thats sounds like some of that wacky shit that Weege keeps saying. Screw you hippie! Yeah, hippie... SCREW YOU! No thanks, you'd just be confused, and I'd be bored. Oh snap.
  8. Come to Connecticut and play with me, we can go to Foxwoods. I can bring lots of friends to play with too!!
  9. Tell him you have dreams about what his and your children will look like dressed in his child support. That works every time.
  10. How does kareoke get away with it? Who do they pay? I bet they have to pay someone...
  11. It is the same technically with churches too. You have to pay once a year to the song companies to put their music on the overhead and have people sing in church. Isn't that also whack? The only exceptions are music whose copyrights have expired.
  12. Feel better Arthur, I'm glad she's better. Take care. Don't be hard on yourself, you're doing your best.
  13. At least until the first major boogie you go to. Not if you claim your someone else. It throws the dogs off your scent. Yeah, like me. That girl you met wasn't really Swedishcelt it was... yeah, ok... I got nothing.
  14. bolas? banned? Surely you jest. He's always so incredulous when something like that happens... "you mean that I went too far??? Why is that not just really funny?" If he's a priest I know what he's wearing under his robe...
  15. I'm not a man, but... please understand something... men are regularly conditioned for this thing because some ignorant woman in his past before has actually fallen for it. Learn it, recognize it. Don't fall for it.
  16. I agree. 100%. Breaking the law is breaking the law. Living well and being happier is by far the best revenge anyways.
  17. Be nice, it's just like any other addiction. Peter needs our love and support right now, rehab is hard. It's like God planned his own intervention for the millions of blackberry addicted geeks out there. Call it a little tiny preview of hell.
  18. Unplug Peter, breathe deep sweety, you'll be okay. It'll be good for you. It was only for a little while.
  19. Sweety maybe you are just getting allergies as you get older. That's what is happening to me...
  20. Didn't you watch the CNN program that warned against using them? Haven't they been repeatedly security compromised this year, people's private info. open for many to look at and access etc... And what about the past spam scandal... http://www.pcworld.com/article/id,130549-c,financialtaxsoftware/article.html I mean, okay, they supposedly fixed it but I sure as hell didn't use it...
  21. swedishcelt

    Eyes!!!

    I thank you, because I know it's not a pick-up line and just a compliment. Compliments are nicer from girls sometimes...
  22. swedishcelt

    Eyes!!!

    Thanks darlin' - they actually change depending on the environment. You have exceptionally gorgeous eyes! This may sound weird/conceited, but it's my absolute LEAST favorite pick-up line (and I hate pick-up lines in general.) Not that's it's not nice to hear, but I mean, come on! It's not like I made 'em myself... I don't know how many times I've heard, "Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful eyes?" "No. Never. You're the first." I'm such a bitch. Or maybe I just appreciate originality... I so know what you mean. I'm sure all other women would agree.