swedishcelt

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  1. I don't. Maybe soon though.
  2. Uh huh sweety, ok that's nice, right now I need coffee. I guess I'll step out.
  3. You mean it's 'vintage' Keith? LOL. Cool.
  4. Right now I need coffee.
  5. Hi Keith, was that a recent pic of you with the long hair?
  6. Now, why don't the single men ever say things like that? Sigh. Nun.
  7. Me from March. I was giving hugs right then. Go figure.
  8. Why were you holding up a sign for Turtle on my birthday?
  9. Okay, realizing now the last post I made before this doesn't follow so well when following the one before it...
  10. Isnt that kinda like the female equivelent of: A Beer, A Sammich and a BJ? Yes. It is. Just replace the the BJ with chocolate. I'm still a nun.
  11. Well... Skinny may have a point all right but that's his wife's problem, not mine. And why should I have to get on my knees? IMHO, since you boys opened the can of worms... men are the one's who should be down there, and I'll be the one who decides whether the punishment is fit for the crime. So HA!!!
  12. I have some. I need chocolate, ice cream, and a closer cabana boy. I could also use a hug and some sleep. What do you need right this moment?
  13. Seriously people, quit wheezin' and start pleasin'. Do I have to come out of hiding again???
  14. They are sore! From writing! WTH is that about?
  15. I love men, I just frequently hate on fate. Yeah. That's it. F@ck Fate.
  16. I'm still awake and only 15 pages to go. I did separate 5 and 3 pages assignments to so in three days... 55 pages and in four will be...78? I did resist. Mostly because I would have to leave the condo to smoke and I don't have time.
  17. Yes it is. Men need to shut the fuck up because don't understand. Menstruate, have cramps, deliver babies, get frequent UTI's and risk getting assaulted every 10 seconds and we'll talk. Now, that being said, if you went to war, you're exempt from my wrath, however if all you do is buy drinks and want sex in return... find yourself a hooker and leave the rest of us alone and yes... STFU! I'll quietly go back into hiding and write again now.
  18. That's awesome lady!! Did you reinjure it? Did it hurt you quite a lot?? Congratulations!
  19. I like the second one best Gia, and in the color you have or last had done. I think you look very pretty with the strawberry red-blonde color.
  20. I had Captain Crunch. It helped a little. Fading again though.
  21. 37 pages and counting... need help... coffee no longer working. Resorting to postwhore breaks again. Want cigarette but will resist. Arrrggghhh! No sugar or red bull in house.
  22. Wow I actually agree with you I do too. Our points-of-view can sometimes be really skewed when it comes to matters of the heart and loins.
  23. Women are easy to figute out. You just need to know how to engage them properly. Have you ever noticed that people love to talk about themselves Oh dear, that was quite the generalization. My ex spoke incessantly about how great he was, it was his favorite past time. I think it goes both ways with certain people, wouldn't you agree?
  24. Silly Englishman, you need a sammich, haven't you been paying attention?