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She can fax you a piece. Lime Meringue pie rocks. Try it some time!! Alas, I don't have a fax machine here though. Don't forget I am back at the farm.

Closest I can get to it is the crocodile... I know they are different but... Primal Energies The Crocodile totem contains the unbridled creative forces of the world, the fury and ferocity of Primal Energies. It is the symbol of creation and destruction. The Crocodile is the keeper and protector of all knowledge. She is the primal mother in whom all knowledge rests and waits to be born. People with a Crocodile totem have the opportunity to develop new wisdom but they must be careful not to be consumed by this wisdom. Study each bit of knowledge carefully before going on to the next. Care of the eyes is important for Crocodile people. Also beneficial are breathing techniques like those practiced in Yoga. When a Crocodile (or Alligator) shows up look for an opportunity to touch very primal energies. There will be an opportunity for new knowledge and wisdom.

Lime merangue.

Dark and Light The Monkey represents the dark side of the human psyche, but also holds the key to right living. See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil. The ability to see both the dark and the light may unexpectedly enrich and strengthen. The Monkey totem is creative and imaginative. It can lead you into a deeper study of the origins of the human species and the examination of ancient wisdom. Its agile mentality provides you with inspiration and insight when you most need it.

Supposedly they are animals you see most often or gravitate towards and think of often. Or there are totem cards and you can have them read by someone. I don't really believe, but for entertainment's sake it's weird and interesting.

I don't subscribe to it, was just really bored and am in middle of baking a pie.

My little chart thingy from my cards says this: When a lone wolf is spotted in the wilderness it embodies the energy of freedom. When seen in a pack it embodies a sense of community. If wolf appears to you alone or in a pack it is asking you to acquire the same within your own life. In spite of their negative press wolves are actually friendly, social and highly intelligent. The wolf's senses are highly developed. Their intelligence is marked with excellent hearing, sense of smell and strong feeling. They are determined as well as cunning and use these skills for the benefit of the pack. The howl of the wolf is primal and penetrating. They howl to find other pack members or to let wolves from outside of the pack know their territory boundaries. If you hear a wolf howl it might be telling you to stand your ground and defend your boundaries. Wolf teaches you to have a balance between the needs your family has of you and the needs you have for yourself. They are totally loyal to the pack but do not give up their identity to the pack. If wolf appears in your life you are being asked to look at where you are being too dependent and where you may be too independent. In both family and community there needs to be a balance. Wolves convey much with their bodies. If they are angry, they may stick their ears straight up and bare their teeth. A wolf who is suspicious pulls its ears back and squints. Fear is often shown by flattening the ears against the head. A wolf who wants to play dances and bows playfully. Their body language is symbolic for those with this medicine. Man also uses body language to convey messages. The study of this art can increase perception in those with this totem. Wolves hunt in packs, relying on endurance to run down weak and older animals. They have been known to run 35 miles a day in pursuit. They are the epitome of stamina and strength. With an extremely well developed societal organization, they act together to hunt and raise their young. They do not fight unnecessarily and often go out of their way to avoid fighting. Sometimes a growl, a glance, a posture is all that is necessary to determine dominance. Wolf teaches those with this medicine to know who you are and to develop strength and confidence in what you do.

The hell you say! I can too pick it. If I stick a choke chain on that fucker's gangly neck he'll follow me like a crack whore follows her next fix. OK that was really just an excuse to use the expression "crack whore", but wasn't that fun?!?!? For you my dear... Farsightedness People who have a Giraffe totem often know the future. They can sense what is going to happen, what lies over the horizon. Giraffe people should be very careful of what they say. Be sure you are not saying too much to the wrong person, or in the reverse, too little. Do not allow other's words to affect you. Giraffes have their legs firmly planted on the earth but their heads in the sky. This represents balance and the ability to progress. Giraffe people should never become complacent and lose sight of the future. Life will become increasingly difficult until you set your sights once more on the path ahead. Giraffes, and their people, have very strong ties to family and friends, especially parent and children.

Each person has nine animal totems that walk through life with them, teaching and guiding them. These animals are found in 7 directions around your spirit: East, South, West, North, Above, Below and Within. The last two animals are walking beside you at all times; your Right Side (male) and your Left Side (feminine). They are your protectors. The East totem guides you through spiritual challenges. It guards your path to illumination. The South totem protects the child within and reminds you when to be humble and when to trust. It also helps heal your inner child. The West totem leads on your path to personal truths and inner answers. It shows you the path to your goals. The North totem gives wise counsel and when to speak and when to listen. It also reminds you to be grateful for each blessing each day. The Above totem is the guardian of the Dreamtime and gives you access to other realms and dimensions. The Below totem shows you how to stay on your life path and how to stay grounded to Mother Earth. The Within totem in the protector of your sacred space. It teaches you how to find your life's joy. The Right totem protects your Male side and it is your Father protector. This animal carries your courage and warrior spirit. The Left totem protects your Female side and teaches you how to nurture yourself and about relationships and mothering.

Ew. Yuck. You were not thinking nun.

I have been riding since before I could walk handsome, I daresay I could ride with nothing on me or the horse!!! (Ummm... that just came out weird.) Think nun everyone.

I think it's prairie dog too. And darnit now I have to go google a ligar. This better not be a joke.

You made us all google damselfly...

You want to see my boot? Here you go. Sssseeexxxyyy!!! Isn't it??

he's NEVER been fully OK. but I guess by the previous posts youknow he's still in one piece I so wanted to be the one to say this!!!

gets me wondering....

I don't really believe in this but if you had an animal you felt represented your spirit what would it be? I remember being in a ceremony for my naming as a kid at rendezvous and being disappointed when the leader said I was followed by the mouse and the wolf. I found out later that they mean attention to detail, being observant and total loyalty. These are traits I definitely have!! (I am 1/4 native american) So yeah, what animal would you say represents your true spirit?

How come he doesn't have a sixth fang/ tooth?

Well in sex it all depends I guess, but at the table? Ew. ( shudders..)

Oh no, don't get me started on the licking of fingers thing. (Shudders) Skymama just shuddered to somewhere. Ew. Yuk. You just gave me nightmares girl. Bleh.

Wait, did someone already say that?

No. I have 20 but had something in mind. Now that it's done I am done.

Cool!!! First tell us when you were last in the shower with each other.

see the world and help people

I think not. That's still just a clever welch.