swedishcelt
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Everytime a man calls me babydoll I . Don't know why...
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Dear NWFlyer: Just because I am a nun doesn't mean I am a blind nun. I stay in the convent until a man is brave (or stupid) enough to make me come out.
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Dear Jackass in the Durango: You don't own the road. How dare you cut me off turning left!! It was my right of way. Dear handsome police officer w/o the wedding band: Thank you for pulling over and ticketing the Jackass in the Durango. It made my day. Oh yeah, and WOOHOO! You were FINE!! Sincerely, swedishcelt
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Cap'n Beatrice Firecrotch (I swear you guys, the nun has no current fires anywhere!!)
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Things that funny shouldn't be allowed in here while I am still drinking my coffee. Coffee through swedishcelt's nose doesn't feel or look good.
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Hi drunk Bob!!! How's it hanging?
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I don't know about the whole 'reap what you sow thing...' I try to be a good person and do good things for people. I still get it thrown in my face a lot. Life doesn't always give you back what you deserve. You can total your car, lose your job, get sick mysteriously, break your leg, have loved ones die and be dumped and it has nothing to do with Karma. Bad stuff just happens sometimes to good people. The Karma I believe in is more of the fact that I do think an asshole will screw themselves in the end through their actions. People will see through them eventually and they will be alone eventually. Good stuff is a waiting game, if your positive and true to yourself then good will eventually start happening again. Is that hope?
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Woohoooo!!!! Shiver me timbers me hardies!!! I have been waiting all year to say that!! Anyone know what me timber is? Or me hardie?
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Eat a protein bar or something with the coffee or red bull. They sort of work off of each other. Be prepared to CRASH after though.
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Yes. I am happy you lived and even happier you had fun.
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LOL- I was kidding but looking at it does play with your head. I kept thinking no, turn it, that can't be right!!
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Good luck Nina!!! Be careful and have fun!
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Why is the photo sideways?
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Buying clothing on ebay... well I don't know. I wonder about it. What if your jeans were worn by some dead person during a really messy accident and the pants were the only thing not ruined or they never wore underwear or.... well, needless to say. I just can't do it. Who knows wth you're getting. How do you KNOW it's new stuff? I know people who have bought cars and such on ebay, the only thing I bought was an artists set, easel and palette and it was about a 500.00 set for less than 100.00. That was my only experience...
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yes
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BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Bwaahhaaahhaaa!!! Again!!! These Texans and their egos. Funny stuff!!
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Are your legs REALLY that hairy? Woh.
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54. People who try and say they know or understand how I feel. They don't and can't because they aren't me. I never say that. I say -I once had something similar happen to me...- because how the hell would I know how they feel??? 55. People who tell me I am a whiner. STFU! Like you don't whine yourself 24/7.
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Have so been through that. Isn't it startling when you find out? But yet good to know you might have dodged another bullet...protection from heartache in the future. That has to be good.
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Happy Birthday to our hunka hunka burnin love, GRUE!!!!
swedishcelt replied to windcatcher's topic in The Bonfire
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Something to be said about the East. It's too cold to have dangerous bugs for some reason, well unless you count rattlers, copperheads, black widows and the brown recluse...
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Oh yeah. I forgot. Them too.
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Happy Birthday!!
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The year I graduated high school.
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The Rolling Stones. Went to school with Bill Wyman.