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    What is your...

    No, DZ.com is completely necessary! ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM
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    What is your...

    I agree, that's why I take small things that I can control. ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM
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    What is your...

    New Year's Resolution? Mine is to have no unnecessary drama in my life next year. ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM
  4. I wouldn't do it if I were you, the aftermath will NOT be pretty! ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM
  5. Thanks Remster! ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM
  6. I am relatively close to my friends mom (I live with them), and she and I talk all the time. Last week I was telling him how much his and my mom have in common. Starting out with the point that both our dad's cheated on our mom's. Response: My dad never cheated on my mom. Oops... Apparently he never knew about his Dad's little indescretion that actually broke up the marriage. Retard can be my middle name sometimes. ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM
  7. Walt, I do believe you qualify as a professional now!!! ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM
  8. Wus wad ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM
  9. The Transporter (first one) ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM
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    I'm a Fucktard

    Not so much. The little mall sluts aren't that appealing today. ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM
  11. Ohhooooohhhh burn! I second that burrrrrrnnnnn!!! ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM
  12. Everything is great. You jump there a lot? ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM
  13. Am I the only one who tends to get a little umm unproductive at work? ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM
  14. In Bobbi's words: "Hey, you might like it." ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM
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  16. See that right there is the problem. Relax? When something is going in my bum that is not supposed to be there? No chance! Exxxxxxxxiiiiiiiiitttttt Only! ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM
  17. The "UNapproved" attempt was more of a haha, just kidding. And he got his, oh did he ever. Muhahaha ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM
  18. I wasn't on the original list... ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM
  19. Quote don't knock it till ya try it. There have been UNapproved attempts and (cough) slips That was trying enough for me! ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM
  20. Lube shmube. Stuff comes out, not in! ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM
  21. Yah, I always said the best tatoo I would ever get would be located on my lower back saying "exit only" or "no entry" It gives me the willies just thinking about it... ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM
  22. Ok, is that better? ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM
  23. 2 words: EXIT ONLY!!! Plus, why do guys have to be greedy, you already have somewhere to throw it in, why do you need another? ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM
  24. My little baby Bosley bear! ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM