GeordieSkydiver

WHEN YOU GO HOME TELL THEM OF US AND SAY, FOR YOUR TOMORROW WE GAVE OUR TODAY The Soldier If I should die, think only this is of me: That there's some corner of a foreign field That is forever England. There shall be In that rich earth a richer dust concealed; A dust whom England bore, shaped, made aware, Gave, once, her flowers to love, her ways to roam, A body of England's breathing English air, Washed by the rivers, blest by suns of home. Lieutenant Rupert Brooke Hood Battalion, Royal Naval Division Died 23rd April 1915 Aged 27 We are eternally grateful. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

I got a ticket for 270 pounds. Although I dont know who with, and it was with forces discount. Just a bench mark for you. Lee. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

I'm in the British army, but I work in aviation, so I could probably find some, we have some RAF squibbers (riggers) ying around somewhere. Lee Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Hey, thats kinda familiar. I wish I had of paid more attention in class. Lee Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

There is proof (or evidence, which is what I meant) the evolution exists. There is no proof in creationism, not a bit, not even a little. And almost every single piece of 'information' that exists is laughable. IMHO. I was actually refering to the fact that there is undeniable, cast in stone(sic) proof that the earth existed several million years ago, not just 7 thousand. Creationism only exists because we as a race have an inherent need to believe in something. If believing that some dude made the earth and is all powerful, ever watching, makes you a better person, then excellent, carry on, believe away. Religion caused (and still causes) more hatred, war, pain and suffering than oil/money/land/potatoes ever did. Me? I believe a unqiue biological process created me, and every single one of my ancestors, right back to that mud pool with great (x10 to the power of a gizillion) uncle single cell organism. When I die, thats it. The aim is to just have as much fun as we can, in the time between birth and death. Being nice to people along the way should help. Just as a side note, if there was someone who grew up exposed to neither argument (in a sealed enviroment maybe), who was blessed with medium intelligence and common sense. If you showed him both arguments, the evidence of both, which would he choose? Lee Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Even when there's scientific and biological basis for one, and absolute proof against the other? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Ate Croc, ostrich and all manner of other 'non-mainstream' meats in Carnivores restaurant in Nairobi, Kenya. Ate some tasty nasty shit in Australia on a Bush tucker tour round some wineries, although I cant remember it too well.... Lee Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

I made a two way with old timer Bob Sinclair. That was a welcome yet unusual expierence..

Having not met Prince Charles, President Bush, or Kerry, I dont feel qualified to label them. However, comparing what I've seen of them, to people I do know, I can say this. They all seem to be wankers. Charles is our wanker though, so back off. Just to add...http://www.princeofwales.gov.uk/about/bio_armed_services.html Lee Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

It's great reading this, some things that some people class as amazing, I class as normal (but still cool), I'll bet some of you's guys 'normal' expeirences would be pretty amazing to me. Just for example I skiied for 14 years in the Alps, I thought it was pretty good, then went to the Rockies for 6 months, now THAT was amazing..... so much real estate. Its wierd and very lucky that we all have different perspectives on the world. Isnt the world wonderful...

Been shot at by terrorists from 3 different organisations. (not all at once, obviously) Seen 175mph on my Fireblade in Germany. Watched the sunrise from the top of Mt Kenya, Africa. Watched any sunrise, sometimes twice on a 'earlybird lift' Lee Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

If you cant laugh at yourself..... (yes I am a soldier) Answering machine at the British Ministry of defense... The following was found circulating in the MoD's internal mail: British Army official voicemail message Thank you for calling the British Army. I am sorry, but all our units are out at the moment, or are otherwise engaged. Please press '1' to leave a message, with your country, name of organisation, region, details of the specific crisis, and a number where we can reach you. As soon as we have sorted out the Balkans, Iraq, Northern Ireland, the Millennium Bug, marching up and down bits of tarmac in London and compulsory Equal Opportunities training, we will return your call. Please speak after the tone. For other services, please listen to the following options: If your crisis is small and close to the sea, press '2' for the Royal Marines. If your concern is distant, with a tropical climate and good hotels, and can be solved by one or two low risk bombing runs, please press '3' for the Royal Air Force. Please note that this service is not available after 1630 hours or at weekends. If your enquiry concerns a situation which can be resolved by a bit of grey funnel, bunting, flags and a really good marching band, please write, well in advance, to The First Sea Lord, The Admiralty, Whitehall, London. If your enquiry is not urgent, please press '4' for the Allied Rapid Reaction Corps. Only if you are in real, hot trouble, then press '5' and your call will be routed to Sandline International. If you are interested in joining the Army and wish to be shouted at, paid little, have premature arthritis, put your wife and family in a condemned hut miles from civilisation, and are prepared to work your butt off daily, risking your life in all weathers and terrains, both day and night, whilst watching the Treasury eroding your original terms and conditions of service, then please stay on the line. Your call will shortly be taken by a bitter passed-over Recruiting Sergeant in a grotty shop by the railway station. Have a pleasant day, and thank you again for trying to contact the British Army. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

It was very funny during the last election they had. They seem to be a little touchy about it now. Have you read/heard the British Army answer machine message? Classic, I'll try and dig it out. Lee Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

I love Ranch dressing and Clamato juice. That seventies show kiss ass. Jack Daniels is a god. Jelly and peanut butter sandwiches....eeeeewwwww American girls talk dirty better than Brits... Er,.....cant think of anything about cars, except the Shelby GT 500 is sweeeeettt. The Red Hot Chilli Peppers rock my world. The black Knights dont do so bad... Pulp Fiction is a classic (i could name a gizillion others) Lee Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

I believe we asked for help many years prior to it being supplied. If you notice the poster is in NZ/Auz anyway, maybe Ex-pat. My mum is full blown Brit too. Lee Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Or the 4 years previous to that in which you let us suffer while you tried to bargin control of our navy. Right up till Pearl Harbour, IRC. Lets not turn this into a stone throwing session, some people here have big windows. Lee Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

The theory that we evolved over millions of years from single cell organisms, with some evidence to back this up, makes more sense to me than the theory that some dude went "SHAAAZZZAAAMMM" then took a day off, even if there is a book about it. Lee Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Several times, luckily, my expierences as a kid helped me, and I can get into most cars now. (what? we did motor vehicle maint at school!!) However I have locked myself out of my flat (apartment) twice this week alone. Lee Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Well done!! You managed to summerise in a few paragraphs what I've been trying to say for like...3 weeks or something. Thank you.

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life". Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Like Geordies? The difference is that this is "World Important" Crap (Like Geordies think they are?). Small question... Are you the guy at Peterlee who looked at My Audi Quattro, talked about my Merc & Landy, and accused me (perhaps suggested) that I might be on the take? Regards, Mike. Hey! What did I do? I've never jumped at Peterlee, but i will. So no it wasn't me, but feel free to flame me some more, for no reason. Lee Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

I'm getting pissed at this. I cant change a thing. You cant change a thing. 20 million of us cant change a thing. Until every government in every country sits up and DOES something, it dont mean a thing. People have to want change, at the moment they dont. At least not the people in power. If your going to dispute everything i say with comments like I cant argue with that. I've seen articles that say our polar bears are threatened, doesn't make it true though does it? See my point? I'm done disputing/arguing/caring. I welcome global warming, its so frikkin cold here. Lee Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

What a load of crap. Lee Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Oh man, is nobody listening to me? Global warming IS happening. CO2 polution is up. Are WE causing it? In dispute. Are the two linked? In dispute. Can we do anything about it? Invaribly not. We are sat in the starting gates while global warming is on the home straight. Could we of prevented it? Yeah sure, we could of not discovered fossil fuels, the combustion engine, nuclear fission etc etc. What we are doing now is akin to pissing in the river and expecting it to change the taste of the whole damn ocean. Too little, too late. Lee PS I dont really want to, but I will if its demanded find a article about global warming that claims its not our fault, it would of happened anyway. PPS I'm sorry if people have a problem seeing my point, i'm not that eloquent/articulate/bothered. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

?? Our stopping of forest fires has resulted in larger, more severe forest fires. We now understand that trying to stop forest fires leads to disaster; now we often just let them burn. Not true, I have a very good friend who spends the whole summer preventing lightening strikes from becoming massive fires. Flying round chasing storms. >I'm not sure we've created more . . . Just in the past 50 years it's increased 20%. This matches our burning of fossil fuels. We put about 10 billion tons carbon (in the form of carbon dioxide) in the atmosphere every year now. It doesn't just "go away." I dont know this, but whatever evidence you can produce, I bet there's some to counter it. some scientists think that women were created from Adam's rib, and that HIV doesn't cause AIDS, that evolution is a fraud, and that there is no such thing as DNA. If you take them seriously - well, you deserve the 'science' you end up with. Ok, so who's to say that the 'global warming' guys aren't the nutbars? Who do we believe? All I know is, in a million years the planet wont even remember we were here. Lee PS Its a bit rich, that us 'skydivers', burning thousands of lbs a day of avgas/JP8/name your poison aviation fuel, can argue about details when it comes to global warning. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk