GeordieSkydiver

Best I have at the moment. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

I was post med after the op. She could of been Pammy Anderson and i wouldn't of know.... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Yup.

Funny thing. When I had my tonsils out in 94 the nurse brought me this 'bullet shaped' pain killer. I said I couldn't swallow that. After 5 minutes of her trying to tell me in German where to put it, she gimme a rubber glove and some ky. I learn quick. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Corn in my poo offends me. Especially when I haven't ate the damn stuff for weeks. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

They are converted into a different type of energy, which sends an impulse to the brain. Whats happens to it after that is anyones guess. Maybe you wee it out? Maybe thats why shit stinks? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

I hardly ever wear panties. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Welcome, safe skies... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Eeeeeewwwwwww girl farts.... they offend me.... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Thanks! Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

In bed in my birthday suit, which is appropriate as its my birthday!

That room offends me... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

You meant two words I think.reply] How is sexy two words? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

I just forget to walk in the room anyway. Kinda evens out. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

You're a bit strange aren't you? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Yes. The extra security is needed, but everyone needs to increase employers, facilities etc etc. The very fact that we are severely inconvinienced means the 'terrorists' are having an effect. Not cool. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Too much caffine? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

I always though it meant fri:sat:sun.... That would make some of my busier skydiving fridays seem like porn star stuff.... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

It to do with temperature. When its above -10 the pressure of your foot causes the snow to melt (change in pressure = change in temp) When it's below -10 you crush each tiny snow crystal letting out the air. Lots of crystals + SQUEAK!!

Same here, I now know 'why' snow squeaks.... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

I wonder where all the dark goes when you put on the light. Also, what shape would chairs be if our knees bent the other way? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Very nice, suits your face shape well. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Wow, I've always wondered about doing that, is it fairly safe? Obviously the guy open has to pull early. Great pic! Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Whadda ya mean 'sometimes'? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Ok, girls...don't flame me, a buddy sent me this and I decided it needed to be shared. How to survive with women treat them like your car! Lift up the front and have a good hard look. Check the spare tyre and any handles. Make sure the top can come down and look good in the summer. Are the bodywork and lines to your liking. Ensure it response well when you are in the driving seat. Fit a child lock. Make sure any unusual noises can be safely ignored. Ensure sole ownership. If possible test drive several times before committing to ownership. Make sure that there is a proper response when you put your foot down and that it is easy to control. Ensure that no joy rider can get their hands on it. See if the coil needs replacing. Watch out for any nasty emissions. Keep all leather accessories in order. For your own safety never attempt to handle when drunk. Never let your friends have a go. German models- tend to be solid, steady runners, not ideal for frequent brief usage. Italian models- are very responsive but change hands often and often make worrying noises. American models- tend to consume excessive amounts of fuel. British models- especially the attractive ones, are hard to find and expensive to maintain. Swedish models- are usually versatile and safe. Japanese models- are mass produced and reliable, but very common and often unattractive. French models- are easy to come by but frequently disappointing. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk