GeordieSkydiver

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  1. Read any book on navy stuff and rocks. The rocks win everytime. Thats why there is a 'lighthouse'. Damn it. Now you made me up my post count from 666, I was waiting for the devil himself to notice! Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  2. Well put. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  3. GeordieSkydiver

    Dick

    I know a newbie skydiver in the UK called Richard Head. I kid you not. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  4. It sucked that bad uh? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  5. I'm surrounded by people, and still I feel alone sometimes. I think it's something all people can relate to, and not unusual. I dare say you have enough friends online and on the phone, call them, PM them, whatever it takes.
  6. This is in the vein of the other jokes BV posted. Three cock-eyed brothers were up in court on charges. The judge comes in and he is cock-eyed too. He looks at the first brother and says: "How do you plead?" The second brother says: "Not guilty" The judge replies: "I wasn't talking to you" To which the third brother replies: "I never said anything" Sorry if its crap, but it cracks me up..... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  7. The second one nearly made me bust my bladder. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  8. Dining out abroad is a bitch! Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  9. BUAHAHAHA, Thanks Kelly, I just spewed tea all over my desk... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  10. Or all O+....like genetics it depends on the stronger gene. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  11. A Neg. I've had to know it a few times in the past. I'm suprised by how many people here are A Neg, its rare, and I've only met 3 or 4 other soldiers with it. (I stick close to them in combat, just in case ) Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  12. Two cannibals eating a clown, one turns to the other and says: "Does this taste funny to you?" Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  13. You mean 'other' people read this? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  14. Did I kill another thread? What I meant to say was::: No-one that requires blocking PM's me, only very nice people, especially Swedishcelt, who is awesome. (as you all know.) Can I go now? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  15. You've just described my sleeping pattern. I'm currently eating celery and drinking camomile tea in the late evening to try and help me sleep better, I hope it works. I too used to sleep anytime, anyplace, for as long as i wanted. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  16. Looking for the movie or what he was advertising? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  17. Ok ok, no-one that is (too) freaky..... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  18. Buuuahahaha, I forgot about that. I've offended myself... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  19. No-one PM's me anyway, so its not an issue.... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  20. I spent a few days at OFR in 2004 jumping and hanging with some of the 'Latin Skydivers". For about a week afterwards my innner dialogue had a mexican accent. Like cheech in dusk till dawn. Picturing it yet? Can you hear him. CUE: We got white pussy, black pussy, yellow pussy..... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  21. Hey Ian, hows it going? Cheers for that crate, we enjoyed it, plus Hannah's FF1 and my Malfunction crate too. I drunk some beer this weekend.
  22. I did this exact same exit at Old Farts Reunion 2004 with Bob Sinclair. I'm 34. It was fun, top dude. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  23. Haha excellent, he even had the forward motion sorted. Looks like he was having fun... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk