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There’s my little Playmate again… check’n too see who’s got real balls. Separates the boys from the men right quick now don’t it Vixen? I guess you haven’t told them about the planned formation yet huh? fruce http://www.fruce.com
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......sorry, I didn't sign in fruce fruce http://www.fruce.com
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Well, I’ve completed my first trial attempt at having some sort of sex in the wind tunnel. Here are my findings: 1. Be prepared for spectators, lots of them. 2. In anticipation of a potential shut down by management, it is strongly suggested that you “tip” the control booth operator $20.00 3. Any “moisture” will immediately dry up, so a pre flight lubrication with a 10w-30 grade viscosity fluid is required. 4. You must have very good freefly skills. RW=0 hits 5. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT let the female team member transition into a stand up position 6. Foreplay is out of the question…… unless you want to lose your tongue. 7. The freefly “sit” position gets the job done. 8. Buy extra time….. I’d love to hear from those of you out there that have had similar experiences……….. just to compare results. fruce http://www.fruce.com
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I know, and the funny part is……….. they let me SKYDIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fruce http://www.fruce.com
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Dude, you are sooooooo wrong here. This ad is about addicktion pure and simple!. It’s obvious that this chick has “Hotdogwannaeatya”, an affliction that only affects women. This addicktion has reached epidemic proportions within the skydiving community!!! Clearly, her nakedness is symbolic of how we are born into this world. Due to her uncontrollable need to eat hotdogs (read sex) and through all of the pain and suffering it brings (read anal sex), she is trying to “clean away” (the tub) her ugliness (the really bad mascara). The rubber ducky is there to remind us all of how totally lame advertising can be………. fruce http://www.fruce.com
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Welcome from the dark side....... fruce http://www.fruce.com
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Skreamer........he,he,he. When they asked, I said "No, this was not my first time dude, geez, it's gotta be like getting my D license with her by now"......... fruce http://www.fruce.com
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Jumpergirl is totally correct here dude…….. So I’ll help ya out a little more and save ya some money……. “Hey dude!, first time in an Otter?”……..BEER!. “Hey dude!, first time sitting next to the pilot?”……BEER! Hey dude!, first time doing an 8 way?……BEER “Hey dude!, first time getting caught sleeping with the DZ owner’s wife?”………… you get your balls cut off. There, do you get it now? fruce http://www.fruce.com
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Froggie, your argument/statement positions this issue wonderfully. As a skydiver, my reaction to this suit is visceral; filled with anger and disgust. Arguably, one should have the right to bring suit in cases of negligence, but to sue based on a situation wherein, all of the relevant factors, and as a direct consequence, decisions where controlled by this “skydiver” is simply irresponsible and a disservice to all of us who skydive. fruce http://www.fruce.com
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ahhhhhhhh, the babe-a-luscious vixen herself, freefly playmate….. thank you my dear. Being appreciated by you is indeed and honor. When you get a chance, would you mind returning my Porsche, thanks love. Oh, and I’ll send you out a copy of the video………….. you looked simply fantastic in those heels!. fruce http://www.fruce.com
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Hey froggie…. Heard all about your adventure last night, you are incredible. Tell me something, I can understand the three chicks and one guy thing, but how did you explain the goat to the cops when they came? fruce http://www.fruce.com
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Freefly Playmate Baby, try and take it easy on the boys here. They’re not as experienced as you are and may get hurt trying to play with you. Now, about the metal down below………. Can I have my magnet back please? fruce http://www.fruce.com
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Well, ummm, ya see in your case, it’s more of a unique challenge. Since your chest strap has those spikes and metal studs all over it, most guys just stare not knowing what to do with you…….. They don’t want to get injured in case those twins force the strap outward. But the Frucinator knows how………….. he,he,he fruce http://www.fruce.com
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Thanks jumpergirl. I can’t tell you how many times I have done a gear check on someone; tucking risers back into the sides, putting riser flaps back into the tab, pushing pilot chutes back into the pouch etc. Well one time it happened to me…… I had well over 800 jumps at the time and was doing a back to back load, so I was hurrying to get onto the plane. I ran over to the plane with my rig on one shoulder, stopped at the stair and well, jumped into my rig!. I thought that I had routed the chest strap correctly……… wrong!. In my hurry, I placed the chest strap through the metal in front of the clip so that there was no tension holding the strap in. It could easily have slipped out. Lucky for me, my camera man, realizing that I had rushed, gave me a quick look and pointed out my error to me………. Possibly saving my life. The point is, it can happen to any of us at any level. fruce http://www.fruce.com
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Several of you asked that I re-post this message here (it was under Safety and Training) so that more of you would read it. My message was in response to another skydivers difficulty in understanding how a fellow jumper fell out of her harness because her chest strap was undone and what could we do to prevent it from ever happening again. …”If we all believe that we are, indeed , one large family, then we have a collective responsibility to all of those that we love and care about (ok, so maybe some of them you have to try real hard) to insure that they are safe. By safe, it simply means looking around you; look around you before you get on the plane, look around you while in the boarding area and look around you on the ride up. Look around at all of those people who, like you, share a love of life and passion for a sport that we call skydiving. Most of all, look to make sure that they are safe. “ I hope this thought helps....... peace fruce http://www.fruce.com
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If we all believe that we are, indeed , one large family, then we have a collective responsibility to all of those that we love and care about (ok, so maybe some of them you have to try real hard) to insure that they are safe. By safe, it simply means looking around you; look around you before you get on the plane, look around you while in the boarding area and look around you on the ride up. Look around at all of those people who, like you, share a love of life and passion for a sport that we call skydiving. Most of all, look to make sure that they are safe. fruce http://www.fruce.com
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No, I’m not, I was responding to this thread by anonymous …….. peace ----------------------i don't think belly fliers out first should be the solid rule. i come from a dz where the reverse is foten true - for the simple reson that the freefliers are open a good 30 seconds earlier. unless the winds are smoking up top, those who will be open first are best out first. freefliers ahead of an 8way might well open up a full minute ahead of the rwfolks. after all, who takes longest in the door and screws the spot. also, rw fliers are falling belly to earth (i.e. they can see where they're going more easily) and they tend to break lower and track less than say a head down peelout. everyone needs to be looking down by 5grand. i have never had an rw flier track past me under canopy but have had several ffer's do it. i say get the lawndarts out of the way. ----------------------------------------------------- fruce http://www.fruce.com
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That shouldn't have been your experience at all....... where was this? fruce http://www.fruce.com
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Dude, I don't mean to offend you, but you must be smoking crack right now. Hello everyone, read Geoff's responses to this post, his comments/knowledge will keep you safe. fruce http://www.fruce.com
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HA,HA,HA,HA......... LMAO good one! fruce http://www.fruce.com
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b]..."What officer?.....yes, there's two of them in here with me. What do you mean "kiddie porn"?.... No, she's not my daughter, what are you sick? Yes, yes, of course their parents know that they are in here with me. What?...what do you mean "is it real"? Of course it's real!. NO,I did not have surgery..... it got stretched out in the wind that’s all. Look I gotta get back in there……. I’m flying the camera slot!!! fruce http://www.fruce.com
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geee wizz froggie, ya did it now.....see, I asked ya to keep it quiet…. I mean the about us having sex part. Once freeflyplaymate hears about this………. Well, she’s gonna want in on it too. Why can’t life be simple for me? The Frucinator http://www.fruce.com
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Ok…… I put 1,300 jumps on a Mirage in less than 4 years, 500+ of those are freefly. The rig looks brand new. Never washed it and never landed in the water with it. I’ve had two reserve rides in it. The fit is great and very comfortable. (No, I am not sponsored by Mirage). Friends of mine are sponsored by Voodoo and they have been very pleased with their rigs. Hope that helps fruce http://www.fruce.com
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Thanks for the info........how does it rain inside? fruce http://www.fruce.com
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Let’s see now……umm, let me think about this…… do a 69 out of the plane with a babe-a-luscious hottie and then hang on. “Oh Lordy, troubles with God…….. “ Well, ya see Lord the reason I’m up here is cause there was this assume chic and …well, we were kinda tangled and…..well, ya see…..ummm, I didn’t wana let go so…….. well here I am. What?.... oh!, you understand?......cool.What?....yea, she does have nice hooters huh?....Lord?.....are you alowed to say that?...Oh! right, sure you make the rules.. gotcha..... The frucinator http://www.fruce.com