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  1. Andrea........ "fruce.com...1000 asses swiped!"..... I'll make that my new logo tag line. Gee, ya think we would have some guys asses up as well.......... yea, right. fruce http://www.fruce.com
  2. Quincy?.....wuz that? You guys should come out to CK for the Monkey Claw Jam in Sept..... you can meet the other asses..... wait, I mean.....ummm,... bootie....no, wait....ummm..... butts...... yup, thats it...... we can make it a butter the butt boogie! fruce http://www.fruce.com
  3. First, some of the butt shots are in. For those who don't know.... these chics have no idea what we did. We also have shots jumping above the beach at the New Jersey shore (Hey, use guys... how ya doin!). Sample pics http://www.fruce.com/LP_CK_07_01.htm http://www.fruce.com/new_feature_pics.htm#Chirs Norton fruce http://www.fruce.com
  4. .......you have been Frucinated! Gee, come to think of it Mandy didn't know either.....he,he,he Little girl, it takes skill, timing and that all important fruce touch to get my big hand placed on all those tight butts without detection. If you check out my site sometime next week you should see the results…. http:// www.fruce.com fruce http://www.fruce.com
  5. So, you are gonna get a big pay out huh?......Good!...... Now you can finally pay me for all of the sex lessons I've been giving you. By the way, you gotta stop making that barking sound when you're on your knees. Love ya..... fruce http://www.fruce.com
  6. Well, Monkey Claw Freefly is about to hit the road this summer... again!. This time we're goin' really big! We're going to be load organizing and coaching (all skill levels) at the Lost Prairie Boogie (courtesy of the Voodoo Rendezvous). We will also be running our Freefly School and load organizing at the WFFC in Quincy. We're looking forward to having a great time at these two awesome venues and meeting lots of new people, so make sure that you stop by!. The next few weeks are going to rock! http://www.monkeyclaw.com Of course, fruce will be at Lost Prairie, just so we have a witness........ If you're gonna be at Lost Prairie and want to do some coach or organized jumps, respond to this post and we will hook you up........ fruce http://www.fruce.com
  7. Pictures from the Dark Side....enjoy! http://www.fruce.com/June_2001.htm fruce http://www.fruce.com
  8. fruce

    fruce... uh oh!

    Indeed, fruce was lured by a temptress away from the Dark Side for a brief moment in time. With promises of sexual gratification beyond his wildest dreams, the temptress seduced fruce into adorning himself in the attire of a sky god. Yet, that was not enough, for she wanted more. Hers was a manipulation of planets, of galaxies of the sky itself, he was to be in the air with her, in the air as one of them, far away from the Dark Side… and so it was to be. Alas, poor fruce, now torn from the bosom of mother earth, and scorn by those of the Dark, who believed that he had betrayed them, was heard saying to the packing tribe as he walked away… “ Hey, dude, who says us freaks can’t kick ass on our belly’s…that evil bitch, I showed her!!!” fruce http://www.fruce.com
  9. Where have I been?.......ask froggie and Stacy, I've been in the air, at least when I'm not hooking it into the ground. Actually, I'm just playing hard to get....yeah that's it fruce http://www.fruce.com
  10. Ani DeFranco........ "every tool is a weapon if you hold it right"..... thought for today. fruce http://www.fruce.com
  11. Just when you thought it was safe.... fruce http://www.fruce.com
  12. Hey Dirt…….. Ok, here I am, once more, helping to give you guidance. Look dude, not every guy is endowed with a 6+ inch tool…… it’s genetics (ask biology boy). So, it’s not that there are things wrong, it’s just that your disorder, which is called “corkscrewitis” makes your tool look like a wine opener. Measuring it ain’t going to make it better, it’s like trying to pull out a spring, ya gotta be careful or you just might hurt yourself permanently. If I were you, I’d ask some of the chics on this post if they have ever seen that disorder before………. fruce http://www.fruce.com
  13. Skymama..... the Four Seasons, Maui..... you get your own robe too......... he,he,he fruce http://www.fruce.com
  14. Skymama…. I’m honored by your appreciation and humbled by your attention. Indeed, to be even considered by someone as delightful as you, well, it is more than any man would ever hope for. …………… get the boots out ladies, fruce is here! fruce http://www.fruce.com
  15. SpeedRacer......... I believe what you are referring to is commonly called "The duality of Man"........ anyway.....Bowling?...wuz up wit that? fruce http://www.fruce.com
  16. Head, You are a walking porno screenplay..... fruce http://www.fruce.com
  17. Josh.......... don't you worry your little head. See, there are some boys who are a little more in touch with their …..ummm, feminine side. So it’s ok to express your feelings…….really. (he,he,he……… just fu*k’n with ya…… in the morning, you’ll wake a girl and everything will be ok, seriously) fruce http://www.fruce.com
  18. Josh........ hey man!...... cut it out!.....Can't ya see this chic is hot for me...... he,he,he (at least I think I'm funny) fruce http://www.fruce.com
  19. Pammi....... well, well, yet another. You and skymama are now a tag team....... fruce http://www.fruce.com
  20. Skymama........ funny seeing you here. Why yes!, indeed I do!......... ATTENTION!......... there see?.. it listens to my every command. fruce http://www.fruce.com
  21. Skymama............. Aaahhhh drooling waifs , maybe so fair lady. But alas, it is not to be. For I must remain in the darkest of places, forever entombed by the power of my own vanity. The Frucinator fruce http://www.fruce.com
  22. Alright, Mr Biology, before this thread gets out of hand (no reference to your morning woodie), let me straighten some things out for ya…. Men, that’s us , we only have one brain and it’s not on top of our shoulders……. Understand? Chics know that is a fact….period. They know that we only think with our peckers…….. and they are absolutely right! See, that’s how they behave toward us……… they try to get Mr. Happy to like them. Get it? That’s how they dress, walk, talk, act………. Are you starting to understand? Look, if ya tell them the truth, that we have two brains, they are gonna realize that we are smarter than they are…….OK? Don’t fu*k this up for us dude, we got a good thing going here………. If this gets out they are gonna expect us to act like them…….. this is serious ok? Sh*t can you imagine, having to explain your feelings for hours and hours………… geez………. Keep it simple………… it’s the natural way. fruce http://www.fruce.com
  23. Head....... (why do I feel like I'm addressing my own member?)....anyway, I haven't heard of any at the larger swoop events, however, I know chics that totally rock under canopy, so it's just a matter of time... maybe you?..... fruce http://www.fruce.com
  24. Skymama..... __________________________________________________________ Such an important guy! I also liked your photo on your dz.com bio. So sexy! ________________________________________________________ "Important"....... if you only knew. What photo? fruce http://www.fruce.com
  25. Pammi........ you are very welcome. If you ever have pics that you want to post, there is a main pic page where you can submit them. peace fruce http://www.fruce.com