hexadecimal
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Skydiving is not an excuse for lack of fashion sense people!!
hexadecimal replied to GQ_jumper's topic in The Bonfire
If I saw someone wearing a trucker hat 5 years ago, I'd have called them a hillbilly. If I see someone wearing a trucker hat now, I call them a hillbilly -
I have 3 secretaries... and 2 of them are very smart and don't piss me off when they speak over the intercom
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Will one of you come to my office and cut my secretary's fucking throat out? Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard, but worse, and amplified 100x over an intercom system... ended with the sound of her slamming the phone down every time because she's too fucking stupid to use the "release" button.
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1:0:0 Not jumping sucks.
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All my Cockatoo does is say "hello" approximately 800 times per hour and make loud, annoying noises easily heard from several miles away. Then I've got my Quaker Parrot constantly waking me up at 4am doing microwave impressions.
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Approximately 9.3:1
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Here's why most of the people in the world can't spell: hi hi omg wut u dooin 2dayz? duno u? nutn muc jus sitn rond teh house lol lol thas funy lol omg totalliez
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Congrats guys... have fun
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Compliment my rig.
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difference between HP canopies and everything else
hexadecimal replied to Jackpunx's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Far worse... unless you put them in the kart when it was already doing 80+ mph, 30 feet or so from a series of highly technical turns with walls on both sides. -
I'm aiming to achieve 0.75 for the wedding I even planned everything out already... Me: hhhhi (inaudible) (mumbling) (slurred speech) i'm mmm(slur)k(slur) Her: OH GOD, TAKE ME NOW!!!
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Pitbull Attacks 6....Why cant people understand?
hexadecimal replied to eeneR's topic in The Bonfire
In cases like this... it really bothers me that they put the dogs down instead of the owners. -
So if I ever decide to sell the house... can I also sell the bride?
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Strippers
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0.5:0:0 Attended a poorly planned bachelor's party Saturday and didn't get home until 6am... so no jumps all weekend. Next weekend I'm in a wedding so that will probably be the same.
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Poor guy has it rough...
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The nerd graduating in this picture http://skydivechicago.com/gallery_albums/onsite_pix/PICT0673.jpg
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I'm nervous even around myself
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No....you'd think I'd be good friends with him after all the time we've spent hanging out. But I can't understand a friggin thing he says. Nah, you'll always hate me... most of my good friends do
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True... but at least when I'm sober I can tell the difference between my sarcasm and reality. That line gets blurred and I actually become "the best" after too much tequila
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Good times... Also, I'd like to extend an apology to anyone who came into contact with me post-tequila... as I'm sure I was quite annoying and incapable of making sense while speaking, as is usually the case when I drink tequila
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Dropzone life is no different than normal life... because skydivers are still people I agree that it sucks though.
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Yep Bright pink background, 80,000,000,000 annoying animated gifs, lots of LOLing and
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I got kicked off Myspace for posting nasty pictures and making fun of morons fitting the description above. No loss... Myspace and Friendster are both a waste of my time. I stopped participating in popularity contests in grade school.
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Just Saturday... wayyyy too much tequila