Jessica
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I would buy that DZ for sale in the Bahamas! And I would have "free jump" boogies, where all you would have to do is get your happy ass there, then you would jump for free all week! And I would buy a King Air and soup it up like Mullins has. And I would get a GIANT AVIARY AND A MILLION MORE BIRDS. And I would buy Eric whatever he wants. And I would tell wildblue he can have whatever he wants, but I would be lying. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Such a deal! I'm in, too. Skydiving is for cool people only
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no...I hate you and I want you to live in an entertainmentless vacuum. Nobody click that link. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Deal, if you don't try to name it "The Skanky-Poos." Skydiving is for cool people only
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I like it! But shouldn't we have a gratuitous "4" in there somewhere? How about: "The Best 4-ever"? Or maybe, "You suck we rule." Skydiving is for cool people only
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NO!!! You sleep with the birds and the monkey! Now get in your crate! Skydiving is for cool people only
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They drop it, then travel to where it landed, pick it up, and throw it. It's all very calculated and evil. Well, I would if you came to live with me, too. Sometimes my friend and I randomly IM each other with: *screaming, throwing feces* Skydiving is for cool people only
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I had a 22-lb cat named Fred! I loved that kitty. I often love seemingly unloveable things, such as a 1985 champagne-colored Toyota Corolla, or a mean obese cat. But there you go. My birds are pretty cute, too. For food-throwing, feces-flinging creatures of satan, that is. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Be still, my heart! Skydiving is for cool people only
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Yay! And they quickly became the best skydivers in the world (with the firm, toned bodies that come from hours a day in the wind tunnel), and Airspeed begged them to join, but the girls said, "NO!" and won four-way nationals ALL BY THEMSELVES. Skydiving is for cool people only
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"Jammies," of course, being a euphamism for "nekkid." Here's another story: Once upon a time there was a cute boy named PhreeZone. One day he pissed off Jessica and she said, "Shut up before I beat the hell out of you!" "Sounds fun," he said, and she was instantly in love. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Deal with what, O Terse One? Skydiving is for cool people only
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I like that story! In the version I heard, though, Jennifer won $10 million too. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Wuss! Wuss! Skydiving is for cool people only
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Oh, I sought an informed opinion on this, and it was confirmed. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I like that story. It has that touch of surreality, that magic realism, that je ne sais quoi that I really dig. Skydiving is for cool people only
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When have I ever been fucked sheathless by a starving poet? What does "fucked sheathless" mean? Like, is that a metaphor? Someone took advantage of me and stole my sheath? You suck. I'm very creative. I'm just depressed because you're so breathtakingly lame. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Well I guess fucking so. Here's my story: Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess and everyone kept BUSTING HER BALLS (metaphorically speaking, of course, since this girl was ALL WOMAN), and one day she went ballistic and kicked everyone's asses in the kingdom of dropzone.com. Skydiving is for cool people only
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That story sucks balls! Is a good fucking story too much to fucking ask?!!! Skydiving is for cool people only
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No. NippLBoy is a comic genius. Thomas is...not. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I'm in my jammies, tucked in bed, covers pulled to chin, and I'm READY FOR A GODDAMNED STORY. Skydiving is for cool people only
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And I believe a human life -- even one that would steal -- is far more important and valuable than a car. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Try this: Click on "Home" (on the upper left). Click "Skydivers" in that menu down the left side. Click "more search options" down there at the bottom. Then, on the first field on the next page, pull the menu down to North America/United States/Kentucky. Then go down to the bottom of the page and hit "view records." That should show you your Kentuckian bretheren! Skydiving is for cool people only
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You have completely missed my point, honey chile. So you really think stealing a car is legitimately punishable by execution. Lovely. Skydiving is for cool people only
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You guys think stealing a car deserves the death penalty? With no judge and jury? Sometimes, despite two years at it, reading this forum absolutely floors me. Skydiving is for cool people only