Jessica
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It's just when he visits me! Skydiving is for cool people only
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Fuck all y'all. I did indeed get extremely inebriated last night, and I don't think I showed anyone my nipples. Success! I did command my parrots to kill Kris but I thought they knew I was joking. Apparently not. I'm still hungover. Ow. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Hey, we should start without him. Him and his stupid "tattoo touchup" appointment. It's cutting into my quality time with Mr. Shiner. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Who speaks no Spanish and cheats using babelfish! Skydiving is for cool people only
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Hookitt has requested abuse on a grand level. I'm to berate him as if he were a particularly annoying stranger who has pissed me off. I hope I have enough minutes on my cell. Skydiving is for cool people only
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PM me. Only affectionate smack will be talked about you. Skydiving is for cool people only
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With lots of horseradish...on a cracker... Skydiving is for cool people only
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Text message from Kris: fort worth traffic fucking sucks Skydiving is for cool people only
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Just chopchop's er...cooking? Or everyone's? Skydiving is for cool people only
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What does it taste like? Cool Whip? TG, PM us your # and we will call you. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I'll help her. We could take you, no problem. Skydiving is for cool people only
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No, tonight it's your turn to talk smack. Someday I want chopchop to feed me. And to talk bad about TG, I would have to make stuff up. Good thing I have an active imagination! Skydiving is for cool people only
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I'm going out drinking with some dz.commers tonight. I get hostile when I'm drunk. Please apply below to have smack talked about you, or to get an obscenity-filled phone call. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Skydiving is for cool people only
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I really, really doubt Robin Williams said that. It's pretty racist. Plus it's not very funny. Skydiving is for cool people only
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It's true, I'm very thick. Y'all all suck. I can't believe this. I thought I was the only potty-mouthed skydiving editrix with self-esteem issues for you. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Oh God. I'm crying. With laughter. But also with pain! Look at those poll results! I'll never trust again. Skydiving is for cool people only
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We can make it work, baby! I'll change! Skydiving is for cool people only
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It's not the first one you've given me! Skydiving is for cool people only
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Yeah, that's mine, too. Just kiddin' y'all. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I know, that avatar produced a Lesbian Moment™ for me. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Yep, he just got married. He's crazy mofo, and one of the coolest guys I've ever met. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I've found the three B's to be BASE, blowjobs, and beer. We both include beer! Hooray beer! Skydiving is for cool people only
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Is this SFW? Skydiving is for cool people only
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Even though I'm very standoffish with my personal space, you get a big huge snuggly hug. Skydiving is for cool people only