AlexCrowley

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  1. I "tend" to "agree" 'but' if "ever" you in such cases where special characters are used "we\'ll" have to "escape them\!"\. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  2. are you "sure?" TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  3. nah thats ok, you can always use 'but I put it in quotes' as the excuse. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  4. Maybe you want rethink that statement. The edit button will be there when you get back. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  5. I would like to invite you all to a Pants party........or a party in Pants........um. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  6. If you read TV Guide you dont have to watch TV. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  7. Actually I didnt. But I do have a theory I wanted to test. What books/magazines/laptop + software are in your bathroom? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  8. Welllllllllll looks like we got ourselves a reader herrre. 9 books? Looks like you've got a busy year ahead. skydvr: substitue 'ultra right' for 'American' or 'dz.com members' and you'd be close to my feelings on the subject. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  9. You're a lot more forgiving than I am then. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  10. If I didnt have my kid here today I'd SO post an image in response to that....substitute dog for paper. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  11. Nah, that doesnt work. We've seen how people like Icon can use Gimp and Photoshop to manipulate reality and show the impossible. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  12. Much like cough syrup being a key ingredient of meth, flour is a key ingredient of cookies. And those will destroy your life. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  13. Maybe you just missed the 'Bert slips GHB into the drinks of two pretty coeds and proceeds to abuse them for the next 3 days while on a coke fueled binge' episode. That was the same one where REM sang 'shiny happy monsters'. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  14. This is an interesting line of thought. I think we have a tendancy to place too much emphasis on sexuality in our perception of our children's worlds. To them they dont understand the concept. A friend who grew up with a mother who was gay and dating didnt see anything wrong with his mother sleeping with a friend, after all - all his friends stayed in his room when they came to his house for a sleepover. Most people I know say that the impact of sexuality wasnt even on their radar until their early teens when they started to understand it from their own perspective. My child has grown up in a mixed environment and has no confusion about gay or straight relationships. It's about who you love, and right now from an 8 year old perspective thats something a little like a fluttery feeling friendship and nothing more. In her world the concept of sex (which I think she's beginning to accept as the origin of babies rather than just something I made up to give her nightmares - like the crawling eye boogers) has absolutely zero to do with relationships of moms and dads. I keep hearing about the 'gay agenda', I'd put it in a box somewhere near the 'Christian Right' agenda. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  15. um. It's not anything about your attitude towards homosexuals, but your attitude towards movies is offensive. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  16. F the trailer, get the bloody book. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  17. Oh crap. Thats how I found DZ.com. Im infected! TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  18. Everyone knows that Volvo's are the chosen automobile of homosexuals. and japanese little sports car wannabes. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  19. It's hardly personal if I do it to everyone. Neither have I outright called anyone anything - except for the two occasions I was banned - one for 'calling a spade a spade' and once because what I wanted to post was worth a couple of weeks in a timeout. I certainly haven't felt the need to stoop to 'hey asshole' unless Im talking to Sinker[Micro] and thats only because we're deeply in love, in a manly, platonic, yet strangely erotic way. Edited to add: what is this about veiled insults anyway? If people arent smart enough to spot it is it veiled? If people dont have a sense of humor is it veiled? People should stop worrying - if Im insulting you (plural) I'll be sure to put a very large flashing sign there - I dont do subtle. Anyway, the cookie thing still hasnt been explained. Please help me, I'm so confused. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  20. Should I just draw a picture? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  21. Hot Janet Jackson who's tit I would have cared about or scary Janet Jackson who should be sprinkled with quicklime and encouraged to lie down in a shallow ditch? Not that I'm casting aspersions or anything. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  22. I'm actually created this thread to challenge THE THREAD in SC as having most posts. The twist being that I will make all the posts while spinning around on my head and taking a break every 20 minutes to go scourge myself while standing naked in a cold lake. And then I shall be king. And you shall be queen. Ganesh? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  23. Here ya go: TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  24. And really. Who hasnt considered backscatter in rhombi montrachet carp be commodious try offend but contingent TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  25. I agree. I would hammer a 4ft dildo into her rectum until she promised to never do it again. And if she was Christian I'd burn her at the stake. There can never be enough discipline when it comes to inappropriate practical jokes. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.