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  1. AlexCrowley
    One of my best friends has OI, which means he's about 2' 6". When we used to go to wheelchair unfriendly places I'd carry him on my back. I'd get a great deal of 'How old is your son now?' '33'. Of course, having him sat in a kiddie booster seat smoking a cigarette and drinking soda was always fun for traffic jams. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
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    Here Or more accurately: here TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
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    and totally illegal. and leaves a huge papertrail. If you're gonna steal at least do it as anonymously as possible. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
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    MA Identity theft laws Feds wont care at this point. Check with a lawyer, most will give you a free consultation to discuss options, if any. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
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    Define 'vice'. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
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    Wait a second........ Oh shit. I guess they were lying about the dress code......anyone need a gimp suit in small size? I'm sure the stains will steam clean out. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
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    Ummm. I'll take the cake please. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  8. AlexCrowley
    That was obviously funny and I missed the context. Pie? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
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    I used to have a trainer who was openly gay (obviously very rare in a sport that relies on so much body contact and performed by mostly young guys in their early and overly defensive early 20s) who would always explain grabbing certain holds or 'set-ups' as 'Just reach in there like you're out on a date...'. Really funny stuff to hear just before you're put in a position that you might conceivably die trying. Wrestling tends to be safe AFTER you've perfected the move, its getting it perfect that makes it so much fun. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
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    I'm not sure what oiled, semi-naked musclemen grabbing each other and pretending to fight has to do with homoerotic behavior. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
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    After 12 months working for an almost exclusively gay company I would like to announce to the CIA that I am available for field agent work. Thanks to the use of my tinfoil hat I have managed to avoid the Gay Ray programming device and have maintained my heterosexuality. If you've seen They Live then you know what I'm talking about. And I'm all out of bubblegum. I am working on reprogramming their broadcasting device so I can save them from their 'lifestyle choice' and help them become happy, healthy heterosexuals who can breed and actually be proud of their contributions to society. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  12. AlexCrowley
    No, but neither does the Westboro Baptist Church. Just because a group of people share an opinion doesn't mean the opinion is valid (or not valid). You may want to explain that to the people in the christian thread that argue their religion is valid because so many people hold that opinion. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
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    Not really. It's what the case hinges on. And the case itself is an ordinary one. If the guy can't prove it then he's guilty of libel I guess. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
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    That would be illegal. You are breaking federal law. Bad Mikey. Bad Bad Bad TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  15. AlexCrowley
    One could argue that the preparation of a delicious souffle could be a threat to airline security. I'll take my parachute and sit by the door - I learnt that from 24. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
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    Fire, Brimstone, Pomegranites, elephants, A mariachi band playing 'smoke on the water' backwards. Keifer Sutherland and Kim Basinger locked in the trunk of a Cadillac doing a ventriloquiste routine with a large salmon. Chaos, anarchy, lack of toilet paper. True devastation of the toothpick economy, and a severe lack of BBQ sauce. I think that about sums it up. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
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    I got 100%! What do I win?? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  18. AlexCrowley
    If you're interested I can send you a link that will exclude you from ever being able to take a lie detector test, as you'll know too much about how it works. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
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    Just being helpful. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  20. AlexCrowley
    Uhh I dont think you have to finish a whole book at a time. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  21. AlexCrowley
    amorous irrigate TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  22. AlexCrowley
    15 - 20cc of morphine. A very sharp scalpel. A steady hand. An accurate scale. bandages, thread and sutres for afterwards. And plenty of towels. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
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    How do you know they aren't here already? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  24. AlexCrowley
    This doesnt surprise anyone. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
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    This is "usually" the bit where the forum "decides" that "we\'re" trying to hack "it\!" TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.