AlexCrowley

Crap. Im screwed! TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Wrestling on TV fits your description, on the local level you dont have the luxury of boring the shit out of your audience for 2 hours. Our shows are based on the matches, with no filler, no lengthy interviews (in fact, we dont generally have any on our shows). As for pretending its real: maybe I'm just old school. I tend to talk more about wrestling here than I do anywhere else - I never want to hear about what a great character I play from a wrestling fan. How did an accident (my getting my head smashed open) sound fake? If I'm getting near the good guy during a match there's a really good chance that he understands my intenions pretty clearly - but I'm not going to accept that, so perhaps I was just trying to help him up and he got the wrong idea? The wrestling real/fake concept is one that is complex between wrestler/spectator. With one or two rare (and mentally impaired, or very young) exceptions, no one believes its "real". But then again, how many people at home think that CSI is real? Are the murders real? Was the movie Seven "real"? If one of the characters in CSI pulled out a lightsaber and started to act like a Jedi it would be pretty jarring I'd imagine. We run by the same rules, except in one take and no rehearsals with no stuntmen. And saying it's real in interviews really pisses internet fans off. They think they understand just how fake wrestling is, nothing upsets them more than being treated "like babies". TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Only due to a fatal error in my judgement involving a STEEL chair, ligher fluid, a table, a gesticulating midget and a hairdryer. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

It's what Sudsy would have wanted. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

A few more than 20 know about them. thats the only reason I asked. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

So you're saying that I should stop trying to keep professional wrestling's secrets secret? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

I will never forget the time he said 'keep it to yourself that I'm gone'. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Maybe Bill can investigate their Bible cracking methods and debunk them. It's what the crypto guys do. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

that was my 'advice to people breaking in'. I dont care about fans - as long as they're paying my HUGE appearance fees. edited to add: or crying and generally being miserable. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Im sorry, I dont do autographs, would ruin the bad guy thing. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

What do you mean 'girly'? And thats my natural eye color, bitch! I had another reason for being awesome, but I just forgot what it was. Damn it. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

actually no. Some sick bastard must have heard about me from somewhere because I have no connection to the interviewer or the site this was posted on. I already insulted the interviewer on my myspace annoying thingy. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

I already did crickets chirping and about two people were smart enough to notice. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

I get interviewed by websites other than the ones run by my friends. The site that wont render in firefox, yet features ME. Who's with me? [insert mass cheering] Who's against me? [lone, quickly cut short 'boo' and sounds of limbs tearing]. That's not a troll, thats the truth. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

It's great that they're so healthy. None of them are impaired in such a way that they are looking up. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Rush, Does the need to be right outweigh the desire to be accurate? Being pedantic to be shout down opposition and proove that you're right just makes you look petty. Bush calls Iraq part of 'axis of evil' on February 2002. Powell presents UN evidence in Jan 2003, after 12 months of news reports and political manouvering about WMDs. Bush mentioned terrorist training camps in his speeches, but the official party line was the need for the removal of WMDs. Read the timelines. Bush talks about terrorism, 9/11 as secondary to WMDs. No one else talked publicly about anything but WMDs til 2003 when the strength of the WMD debate was weakening. History is your opponent in this debate. Generally it wins unless you're the person writing it. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Rush, go back, cast your mind back, that was the ONLY reason. The big rush for inspectors, the need for Iraq to comply with the resolution to provide all documented evidence. The speed reading of thousands of pages of documentation listing the armaments of a country. Hans Blix. ETC ETC. Basic stuff. The other stories did not come about until later, when the world started frowning about the way the US was rattling its sabers. Please, go back and check out what I'm saying. In this case you are incorrect and it's very easy for you to verify that for yourself through whatever primary sources you deem most accurate. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

If I was by myself I'd probably take that option, the wife is a big fan of roofs, showers and climate control. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

time. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Hersh? Isn't he the pinko commie faggot who broke the fake story about prisoner abuse in Iraq? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Hmmmm you must have met her. She's been pushing for the RV. However, driving to AZ isnt much of an option this time around. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

time, it seems, is the answer to everything. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

I am the santa of despair. May the little elves of malice bring you cheer this season. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Weren't you on an eleventysix week ban? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.