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  1. drdive
    Ya gotta love skydivers Uh - so did ya stop and call him back??? "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
  2. drdive
    What concerns me is your subject line "bad advice?????" Oh duh, why the ? marks. You have to ask opinions on this forum whether that is bad advice??? "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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    Wow - that was way cool
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    Gawd - it is hard to find a reason to ban John Mitchell. Banned for being so darn wholesome "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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    Banned for having heavy metal on his _____----- "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOL good one DD "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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    No shit Sherlock!! After the interception on the first play, I thought "here we go again". Pleasant surprise. "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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    Am I the only one wondering that with your jump numbers, who the hell would let you jump a Batwing??? Congrats on your decision not to get one at your level of experience. "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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    Sigh --------------again "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
  10. drdive
    Sigh "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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    I am so going to kick Turtle's ass "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
  13. drdive
    Well, shit!! Who said it was my birthday?? "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
  14. drdive
    Thanks sweetie - being with you makes it special. Love you too
  15. drdive
    "Doc - you are not going to belive this, but I accidentally sat on this pickle jar that happened to be covered with vaseline" "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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    Heartless bastard. Ever consider that it might have sentimental value? You are right!! I will try to regain my compassion - next time I'll just drop it in a plastic bag before I return it. "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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    Curiosity is getting the best of me.... What's the strangest item you've ever removed?? Oh lets see - coke bottle, plastic easter egg and spoon (same guy) - and another guy I had to send to OR for his socket wrench extension, 15 marbles and a bottle of nail polish, and over the years enough dildos to open a porn store "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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    And they usually want to take the shitty toy home!! I throw it on the table and tell them to wash it themselves "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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    Shit - NO!! Her jaw was too sore "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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    Didn't you do that at Prairie?? Or don't you remember "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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    I have been off the puter for 10 days, came back, and was laughing my ass off about the funny sex shit when this thread turned to shit By the way, I am the guy that fixes those sex injuries and retrieves those thingies up your arses. But this one time, this skydiver chick new to my DZ had just given her boy a road head, then was laughing during her skdyive and dislocated her jaw - and begged for me to reduce it - now that was some funny shit. "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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    Your dentist probably has a tit fetish - that's why he treats you so good My dentist is my DZO - I tell him I'd rather spend my $ on skydiving "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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    Send Billy V's to me, I will deliver it next time I see him
  24. drdive
    Butt Mama!!!!! "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
  25. drdive
    Getting old. I am guessing this will not get you laid. But I will defer to DD. "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "