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  1. sharimcm
    I will arrive in to LAX Saturday morning, leaving on Wednesday morning. Lisa - I am e-mailing you the itenirary... You better be there to pick me up on Saturday morning!! Woohoo! Being irresponsible is fun!!
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    Come on Saturday. I'm not driving all that way just for a day. Congrats again on the job. I can be at LAX at around 8:45 in the morning on Saturday for the same price. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I think maybe I'll fly in to LA and have Lisa take me to Lodi when I get there... Prices to San Fran or Sacramento are outrageous!! WTF? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Actually... I was thinking about it!!
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    I still do have a few days to play... I've been searching for the best flights to get out of town before I start... I don't have to become a responsible adult until the 18th... Looks like US Air is probably the cheapest... Hmmm.. Let me check one ways at a few different sites... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Oh my... I kind of liked the second one... I want to get me some of those Passion Pants... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    OK... Well, maybe I won't throw myself out of a Caravan. I'd just jump out instead when the green light went on... If I decided to jump out of the Cessna, I'd have to look for a great spot, then jump out when we all yell, "CUT!" So what if I'm crazy, I at least have a job now!!
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    Who said I was giving up my night job? I will be an Accounts Receivable Administrator starting on June 18th. They have to order a PC and set up my office for me, so it gives them time to do all that good junk. Wow... I'm so hyped. When I'm told, "If the CEO gets pissed and decides to close the office and wants to go to the lake, bowling or rollerskating, yea, you need to go with us. You'll still get paid for the day and he always buys all the beer and margaritas." Apparently, it happens often. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Woohoo! I was offered a position today starting with a publishing company that offers the BEST benefits with AWESOME pay.
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    Duh. Since i hate sex i prefer the guy to not beat off first. That way when we do have sex he'll be done quickly. Are you drunk? What did you do with Sunny? I think her new job has temporarily brainwashed her. Her 'right' mind will be back eventually. I hope. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    This is non-sensical; If a guy has enough rounds in the magazine to fire one off manually, and another one with her...then he could instead fire both rounds with her. Now why would he want to do the former??? AMEN!! So, uh... How you doing? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I'd have to answer that with, "Well, the last person I was with has enough stamina to outlast..." Wait... I shouldn't give out too much information, but stamina was definitely not a problem for him. I never said that all man were lacking... I honestly haven't had that problem. I was just told them some men whack off before hand (or with their hand) to last longer for their women. Good for them! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Well since you asked: My truck needs washing, the stalls need to be mucked and it wouldn't hurt to brush down the horses. Ok... That'll be $566.80 (flight for this weekend) plus you buy all the supplies for the washing, mucking and brushing. See, that wasn't hard, was it? Please send the itinerary so I can check in. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Oh. Hehe. So much for my searching skills. No biggie... We just didn't want to give Andy a bigger head than he already had... But, like I said, you posted on the RIGHT date, so it's all good. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    We kind of did in another thread, but it was posted BEFORE his birthday... But, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDY!!
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    Do you always do everything you are asked to do?????????????? I don't ALWAYS do what I'm told, but most of the time I do. What is it that you want Mr. Mike? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Marking your territory, eh? Ummm...when you say "all over his body", just how "thorough" was your marking? Uh... Yea... Women can be just as territorial as men!! And, if there was skin, it was stamped... I think that's why his mom took him out of the daycare... We shouldn't have been learning anatomy that early in life. I do remember the incident like it was yesterday though. Oh wait, it was... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    When I was about 8 or 9, I 'liked' a boy named Matt. I had a heart-shaped stamp with my name on it, so I stamped my name all over his body... His mom took him out of the same daycare a few days later... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I guess I should pay more attention when he calls me... So, when he suggests an 'interesting' topic to post about, he'll check to see if I continue doing what I'm told... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    The really funny thing is that is *was* me that suggested she post that! I guess I still have a reputation around here. Walt I love you Walt!! Hey, I do what I'm told... most of the time. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  21. sharimcm
    Yes sir. Your wish is my command! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I was talking to a fellow dz.commer earlier today, and since HE doesn't have the balls to post it, I will. MEN - do you whack off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, etc. BEFORE having sex so that when you DO have sex you last longer for the REAL round? I mean seriously... If you don't have enough stamina to last long enough with your hand, does it help in the long run to please your woman? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Tattoo!

    sharimcm replied to SarahC07's topic in The Bonfire

    OK... I need help here... I keep going over your body in my head, and I only count 5... Are you counting the tat on your right arm as two? That's where I could be missing one. And, the muppets tat on your back really didn't look that faded... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I have an idea. STOP THE PRESSES Don't worry... It was just an act of God!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I actually gave the second pizza to my neighbor and heated up the first one. The driver also brought me a $20 gift card (I checked the balance) with a 2-liter of Dr. Pepper. Not sure what to do with the gift card since it will probably take an act of God for me to order from them again. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself