FallingMarc

I can't believe nobody's mentioned Army of Darkness... "Good... bad... I'm the guy with the gun." Marc

Actually I wouldn't be averse to that... if we all pitched in and got a room it wouldn't be that much per person... I'll shoot an email off to see what everyone thinks.

What... but... hey, um... shit. Well, I was going to bring beer, but if I can't drink it, screw that... At least I'm not the only one driving, because there's way more of us coming than will fit in my car...

Awesome man! You kept your ass safe and got right back in the saddle, that's the way to do it... Marc

I see you've been to cookouts at Archway before, then! I am looking forward to this weekend with the anticipation of a drunk 10th in line for the toilet after two hours of chugging cheap American beer! You could say I can't wait. DZ.commer's of the midwest unite! Blue skies(please?) Marc

Isn't that a great feeling! I'm finally figuring out how to hold a sit for longer than a second or two without spinning like a top... today I even followed someone into a stand for a couple of seconds, then back into a sit without corking... woohoo! Hehehe... skydiving is fun...

Hey, coming to join us up in the frozen wasteland! I haven't jumped up in Chicago yet but I have friends who do, and I plan to sometime... ya gotta come on down to Archway sometime once you're in the area too! We've got a King Air and miles and miles of farmland... The midwest doesn't really suck, only in the winter.

Most men? Whew... I thought it was just me!

"the grunts and bleats you are used to" Why does every thread eventually turn to bestiality? This is becoming disturbing. Marc P.S. some of my favorite polysyllabic words: dichotomy, transmogrify, and of course pyronecrobestiality

Wow, that's never happened before. Usually women run screaming when exposed to the inner workings of my mind... YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS ahahahahahahaHAAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, two and a half hours of sleep was not enough after all that, I'm taking a nap.

7:58. Two minutes of my shift left. As per Emma's new advice, I am gripping things. Mmm...

5:57 AM. Having trouble paying attention to Blade Runner across the room. Maintenance staff arriving, beginning the daily routine of taking trash from lobby. Nothing to do but sit and post like the whore I am...

I type on the keyboard, watching the words come up in front of me. Or, do I watch the words type on the keyboard in front of me? I can post on any topic now, I am free. I turn off the TV I never needed, the remote falls to the floor. I am the button I click. I am... Willing to Post...

4:40 AM. Considered searching for porn, on the advice of Emma. Realized I'm at work, and am trying to keep my job, as it pays for my skydiving. Will pass on the porn.

Why would riding the edge of a stall result in a reserve ride on an elliptical? Marc

So.... I'm working the midnight-8 am shift at the desk here, that's right, the shift where nothing happens, but they still have to have someone sitting here, just in case. So what do you think I'm going to do, but deal with my boredom by posting my random thoughts! Woohoo! I'm thankful there's a computer with the internet here at the desk. I'm also thankful for caffiene. I'm not thankful for the odd smell coming from the heater, but at least it's not cold. If you watch the movie "Pretty Woman" with no sound, it still sucks. You can play the verse to "House of the Rising Sun" indefinitely on the guitar, with no words, and it will slowly drive you insane. But it's a good thing I learned to play guitar. I think if I hadn't spontaneously decided to do that a few years ago, I wouldn't have spontaneously decided to skydive either. And that would suck. After staring at a blinking cursor for 20 minutes, I can't help but be struck by the fact that I have to pee. The graduate employee's organization here at the U of I was striking and picketing buildings the past two days. There's a picture on the front of the school newspaper of a picket line. Right in front is a guy holding a sign that says "No Union No Teach". I hope he's not an English teacher. Just for good measure: boobies. Now, because that's what's on my mind: boobies. If I had to pick what I liked better, boobies, or anthrax... I'm ALMOST sure I'd pick boobies. Yeah, I would. I'm glad my name isn't something wierd, like "Dickhead". It's bad enough that people spell my name with a "k" instead of a "c". I'd rather be skydiving. No, really, I would! Skydiving is quite enjoyable. I believe I may continue skydiving on a regular basis for quite some time. I find it to be an excellent means of spending time having fun, sometimes with surprisingly odd people. 4:30 AM. Updates will continue through the night if necessary. Marc Front Desk Staff(according to my groovy name tag)

I've only got 67 jumps but I still love the sight of a perfect canopy over my head...

I like that idea... nothing like even more distractions to keep me from being productive! Seriously though, I vote yea on this one... Marc

Holy shit(yeah yeah Mrs. Radloff blah blah we get the point), I don't know what's scarier, that he forgot how to deploy, that he didn't do anything about his high speed mal for 2500 feet, or that once he saw what was up, he deployed both... That's total preparedness for any situation, yessir... Marc

I played "Screw the Dealer" a few weeks ago, I had never heard of it, but I found out it's disappointingly non-sexual. It does get really funny as the dealer gets continuously drunker however...! Blue skies and good beers Marc

Last Friday I was stuck at home all day with nothing to do, and ended up watching the Star Trek marathon on TNN for about 14 hours straight. That, my friend, is boredom.

Kams is still around... dunno about that 25 cent beer thing though! Kams is one I stay away from most of the time, because it's one of the most popular freshman-with-fake-ID bars in town, so not only is it always unbelieveably crowded(usually mostly guys trying to get laid), but it's the first to get busted too... Marc "Ghost town on a Tuesday night... that's ok, I'm feelin alright... it's easier to grab a beer... without a thousand people here..."

Hey, you could copyright the word "lazy" and open a school for lazy people... have an Atmospheric Slacker license or something... Sorry, I'm starting to get tired. And I'm too lazy to come up with anything better...

And Tracy shows up! Woohoo, we'll have the whole U of I club online soon enough...

Ha ha, mister 200+ jumps-with-just-his-A-license...