PsychoBob

She threatens to beat me with a cactus....and it gives me a tingly! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Here it is folks!!!! Keith Richards Admits, 'I Snorted My Father' AP LONDON (April 3) - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine. 'My Dad Wouldn't Have Cared' "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME. "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive." Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84. Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him. "I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying. "I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky. "I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Looks like I should keep up with dz.com a little better! Bob!!!! QuoteOkay, I've been a bad boy..will you promise to spank me? "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

HOORAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! YIPPPEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! Hope you have a great one sweetie!

***Mike and I will be there again... QuoteHOORAY! I wouldn't be the same with out you two!

I love Paris! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Hapy B Day Bro. Hope it's a good one. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

I'll have to give Blair and TJ some shit! The tater bridge is always open but M Day is only once a year. Look forward to meeting all the new folks. We'll break'em in right. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Does Dale have any extras? BTW Johnny have you picked out your body shot babe yet? I'm afraid we might lose TJ in one of them gals! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Come on down! I'll be at Zhills April 12-14, Lakeland 14-23 and then back over to Zhills 24-27 and then up to Palatka on the 28 . I'll give you a call this weekend and give you the deatils. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Sorry I missed you!!! Hope to see you soon!! QuoteI'll forgive you this time but it better not happen again or you're getting a spanking! I'll see you at the mountain boogie for sure!

***OK, Bob-we have a mission in Lakeland-find Kitty all of the bottle openers that we can. QuoteHE HE HE! Me likey that idea. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

I've seen them but I can't remember who had them. I'll check and see if anyone has one or if we can get some made up. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

QuoteWhat did you expect? It's from the government...I'm surprised it worked at all. Don't forget the FAA motto..."We're not happy until you're not happy!" I'll see if I can find some more to send you.

Breaking News Doug was able to hook us up with some of his harem so registration now includes free body shots on the babe of your choice! As a matter of fact you could probably do a couple of bushwackers! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

When I was a Navy controller in the Phillipines back in the early 80's, we worked SR-71's out of Kadena Okinawa that flew over the the Soviet Base at Cam Rahn Vietnam. They usually came through early in the morning (0100-0300) and it didn't take but a few sweeps and they were gone. That's one bad ass airplane. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***but he freakin licked the back of my neck Quote If you would have been wearing your burka that would've happened. And what were you doing at a restaurant? You should've been home cooking and cleaning like your suppose to. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Nothing like putting a tandem in the Psycho swoop pond. QuoteThat was fucking hilarious. I can't believe he hit it. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Your favorites? QuoteBoy, there's no way you could've come from my loins. When I get home I'm gonna punch yo mama in the mouth...Sheriff Buford T Justice (Smokey and the Bandit). Shakespeare Southern style. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

I go down to Zhills every April for a week or so and have a great time. The crowds have thinned out, the weather is nice and TK and the gang make Zhills a really cool/fun place to hangout. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Hey Psycho can I swoop your pond? BWAAHAAAA!!!! I haven't seen as many people have so much fun in a long time. The Psycho swoop pond will be open along with the big one down at the beach (Gulf of Mexico). "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Are you going to dress like your avatar? BWAAAHAAA!!!!!!!! That's hilarious. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Are the wingsuits coming again? QuoteThere's about 5-6 people jumping wingsuits at ECSC. Bring it on down. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***TFFTM and other Alabama Gang Members QuoteSWEEEETT!!!!!!!

***I'm sorry, what did you just say? QuoteHe said to get your ass down to the beach and drag TJ along with you. Look forward to seeing yall. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"