PsychoBob

QuoteI don't ttust animals that can go without blinking for half an hour. I like that.

Skydiving Whitewater Hiking Beer The Spousal Unit Work Trying new shit that will eventually get me to spend more money "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

I guess he didn't read the instruction booklet. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

QuoteBob..you all saw my booty last night on the tat thread...tell Timber "hi" for me as I know he's not a .commer (thank GOD!) That's why I clicked on this thread so fast!

Hey Katee, That was an unfair post title. Catchy and effective but totally unfair! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

I'm a whore. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

QuoteMy friend Billy had a stick of dynamite tattooed on his wee-wee. It said "bout to blow up" on it. Heee! That's pretty clever. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

43 going on 20. Growing older but not up. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

QuoteHere is the "Real" Raeford Dragon. Holy Sh*t that had to hurt, but it damn sure makes a great conversation piece at weddings and funerals. "Hey Aunt Laverne, check out my fire breathing penis!" "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

SSWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!!!!!!!! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***This kind of shit pisses me off more than anything. How about taking responsibility for the fact that your kid is a fucking dumbass, who should be dead because he's so stupid? I second that opinion. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Why don't Truckers eat lot-lizard pussy? You ever pull a hot grilled cheese sandwhich apart?! Quote Dude, that is just friggin wrong in so many ways. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

That's a good one! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Jump pilots are not required to apply for a waiver if the flight does not penetrate the restricted airspace of three mile radius and 3,000 feet over the event. Quote I guess this will keep the "terrorist skydivers" from jumping into a crowded stadium and doing terror swoops on unsuspecting spectators! I'm an FAA air traffic controller and this so-called hightened level of security since 9/11 is a crock of sh*t. It makes the headlines and the average Joe-Blow citizen thinks that the TSA, FAA, FBI and every other alphabet soup agency trying to justify their budget, really cares about their safety and well being. Instead it just puts more restrictions on those that want to use a system that our tax dollars have paid for. It's funny how that when granny refuses a strip search at the airport she's immediately taken into custody and threatened with Federal felony charges but any body that can walk can cross the Mexican/Canadian border and they only get a free ride home when they are caught. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry.... That explains where the wife has been. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Hello Katee, Try an imaginary pet. Like my imaginary friends, they are low maintenance and are always around when you want them and gone when you don't. P.S. If you take them to a bar don't speak to loud when you talk with them or people with look at you kinda funny. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU..... IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOUR MOTHER ...OR TO YOUR SISTER QuoteOR MY WIFE! If she sees Clooney I'll be a distant memory! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Isn't Armadillo soup supposed to be tasty? Actually God invented Armadillos so us rednecks could have "Possum on the half shell". "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

If you ever fly near Pensacola, FL Regional (PNS) give me a call in the Tower on 119.9 and say hello. We have quite a few female flight instructors at our FBO and they are great to work with and they have the nicest voices. Are you going to get your ATP also? "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

How about a "Red Snapper" 1 Part Amaretto 1 Part Crown Royal 1 Part Cranberry Juice. Mix with ice and shake to chill. Strain and shoot. After 5 or 6 "Snappers" try an "L A Freeway". Have the bartender pick up the rubber mat that they mix drinks on and pour whatever is in it in a shot class. Drink real fast and hope it stays down. Bottoms up! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***May sound a little strange, but I found it amazingly refreshing and relaxing...I think its the sensation of freedom I really enjoy, sort or like swimming underwater, does that sound stupid? (after the initial jump that is lol , awesome ). I guess if I'm going to have an unavoidable accident at some point, it may as well be over something worth while. QuoteIt is not strange or stupid to us that jump. We can appreciate the rush, excitement and thrill of skydiving whereas some people get that from watching sports on tv, knitting or watching paint dry. When I was in high school they showed us films of horrific car crashes but that did not stop me from driving. People die everyday from accidents beyond their control. Be safe and enjoy life. You only get one shot at it, make it count. Good luck. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Hello Candy, Just hang on to me out the door and you'll hit 130 in no time I have just the opposite problem. I'm 6'2 215lbs and I fall like an anvil even with a polycotton freefly suit! I've been working with some friends on de-arching during RW to keep from fallin out of the group. Good luck and have fun. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

QuoteI'm trying to economize the weather scenario and the fact I can't jump when the visibility is 1/8 of a mile or the wind is above 50 knots. Bob my brother, Those are ideal conditions, I can't believe you are letting a nice winter breeze and a little "industrial haze" keep you on the ground! Just kidding. Sunny SoCal has been getting a beating and I feel for you.. I am having a blast packing my almost new Triathalon 220. I had a pretty ugly line twist the other day and it took about 900 ft. to get out of it. I think it was directly related to my poor pack job. I talked to a couple of my friends that are packers and a rigger and learned some techniques that will help me in the future. Anyway you cut it packing sux but I want to learn as much about my equipment as I can. Once I get more comfortable with my abilities then I'll spend my money on packers. Good luck my friend and I hope you get some better weather.\ "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Here is FAA Order 7110.65 (9-8-3). This order defines ATC procedures for sequencing, separating, vectoring, issuing clearances ,etc. to air traffic. This section defines procedures for Class "D" Tower controlled airspace. 9-8-3. CLASS D AIRSPACE TERMINAL Handle requests to conduct jump operations in or into Class D airspace in which there is a functioning control tower as follows: a. Authorize parachute jumping with respect to known or observed traffic. b. Issue advisory information to the jump aircraft and to nonparticipating aircraft as necessary for the safe conduct of the jump operation. PQL will be classified as Class "D" if a control tower is installed. It will be a VFR Tower without approach control (IFR) responsibilities and will most likely be staffed by contract controllers such as RVA, Barton or Midwest not FAA controllers. These are the requirements for Class A, B and C: 9-8-2. CLASS A, CLASS B, AND CLASS C AIRSPACE a. Authorize parachute operations only within airspace designated for the jumping activity. b. Separate aircraft, other than those participating in the jump operation, from the airspace authorized for the jumping activity. c. Impose, as necessary, any conditions and restrictions which in your judgment would promote the safety of the operation. REFERENCE- 14 CFR Section 105.25, Parachute Operations in Designated Airspace. And finally Other Controlled airspace: 9-8-4. OTHER CONTROL AIRSPACE Handle notifications to conduct jump operations in other Class E airspace as follows: a. Issue a traffic advisory to the jump aircraft before the jump. Include aircraft type, altitude, and direction of flight of all known traffic which will transit the airspace within which the jump will be conducted. NOTE- 14 CFR Section 105.13, Radio Equipment and Use Requirements, prescribes that, except when otherwise authorized by ATC, parachute jumping is not allowed in or into Class E airspace unless radio communications have been established between the aircraft and the FAA ATC facility having jurisdiction over the affected airspace of the first intended exit altitude at least 5 minutes before the jumping activity is to begin for the purpose of receiving information in the aircraft about known air traffic in the vicinity of the jump aircraft. b. Issue advisories to all known aircraft which will transit the airspace within which the jump operations will be conducted. Advisories shall consist of the location, time, duration, and altitude from which the jump will be made. c. When time or numbers of aircraft make individual transmissions impractical, advisories to nonparticipating aircraft may be broadcast on appropriate control frequencies, or when available, the ATIS broadcast. d. When requested by the pilot and to the extent possible, assist nonparticipating aircraft to avoid the airspace within which the jump will be conducted. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

To quote Joe Walsh "I like tits for breakfast...Eggsbenedict tit!" Small, large, dark, light, big nips/small nips, titties are one of the greatest things on earth. Long live tits! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"