PsychoBob

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  1. ***Did any men attend this boogie? If so, apparently the women made a bigger impression on you than the guys... Guys? Come to think of it, I don't recall seeing any. They were too many pretty girls to look at! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  2. Dublin was my first boogie and I would like to thank Chris and everyone that put it together for. You did a kick ass job and it was a blast. Being a newbie I wasn't really sure of how everything was suppose to go but all the folks at registration and manifest took the time to help me. THANK YOU! I got to meet a lot of really cool people like Chaos Kitty, Kele, Anne Marie, Mary Ann, Amanduh, Julia, Tara, Mandy, Jean, Katie and a bunch of people that I can't remember your names. (Too much beer). I can't wait for next year.
  3. Headin for Dublin, GA. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  4. Psycho Bob in a drunkin stupor looks at his alitmeter and thinks it is his watch. He wonders why time is standing still? The he realizes that he needs to get his shit together if he is going to make it to Dublin, GA. for the St. Patricks Day Boogie. He thanks The Anvil, 321, Darius, Turtle and Skid for a great fucking storyline and heads off in search of balloon jumps,helo jumps, loose women and cold beer... Have a good one dudes... "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  5. ***We are going to have a great team next year...so...bring it on!!! Maybe we can get a group of skydivers from FLA. together for a tailgate party at the FSU/UF game. Loser pays the bar tab! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  6. ...Psycho Bob realizes that The Anvil is God and immediately begins singing songs of praise... Long live the The Anvil, the savior of skydivers... "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  7. ...Psycho Bob, having gotten caught up in the mass exit realizes that he is strangely attracted to several of the falling female pigmy's and begins to have erotic thoughts of pigmy's, spatulas and wesson oil. He makes a mental note to bring this up to his therapist in his next counseling session..... "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  8. The Anvil suddenly has a great appreciation for life, happiness and the joy that was brought on by the three hits of acid he took just before takeoff.. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  9. If you have nuts on your wall they're called walnuts... If you have nuts on your chest they're called chestnuts...If you have nuts on your chin... . . . . . . . . You have a d*ck in your mouth! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  10. ***Give me novacaine" - Greenday Awesome tune I agree. I like "Holiday" and St. Jimmy" also on the Green Day album. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  11. Tsisson realizes that to save him he must first track through the wad of falling pigmies and a pull at 1,000ft. He decides the risk is too much and docks with Elvis for a two-way shredder.... "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  12. ***I hope that you aren't talking about The Gators!!! He mean't football teams not whining little girls in uniforms! Go Noles! Okay Gatordiver, go ahead a blast me! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  13. ***The preflight was intense, It took alot of convincing for us to board the air craft without oxygen, but according to the internet, skydivers dont need it. The 727 was full, jumpers sitting shoulder to shoulder packed as tightly as possible. In just a few moments we would be taking off for the skydive of one's life! As we felt the wheels lift off, and watched the earth start to disappear under us, we noticed...... ..that a group of naked albino pigmy skydivers and an Elvis impersonator wearing a lime green thong and cowboy boots had got manifested with us. They began a ritual sounding chant while pounding down Red Bull and Jagermiester shots... "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  14. QuoteOk, darn it, this is 3 guys and a girl. 3 Zausage 1 tuna? Hee Hee.
  15. Quoteand after. A gust can pick you up and dump you up until your canopy is collapsed and controlled. Good point. Thanks. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  16. The sfc wind was 250@10G15 and at 14,000ft they were 230@44 when we left Sat. to do a cross country. However, when I we got back about 35 minutes later the sfc was 260@15G22. Caught a gust around 25ft and then at 10-12ft it stopped and dropped me like a bad habit. Needless to say my landing sucked. I learned to be prepared for a PLF right up to the point your feet touch the ground. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  17. Holy cow those are beautiful! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  18. 8 arching boo bZs. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  19. Hello Chelle, Glad to hear you were able to make your jumps and honor your friend. From your posts, I think you're the kind of person that Michele was proud to be friends with. Take care and blue skies, "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  20. PsychoBob

    Boobies

    Jugs and puppies. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  21. QuoteI like pie. Me too. Thigh pie! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  22. QuoteWild crazy cheerleader pussy eating parties! :) Sign me up! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  23. QuoteBeing a friend to peeps that she's never met. I agree. I met Katee on an afternoon load at Emerald Coast Skydiving earlier this year. She was really nice and always smiling.
  24. I'm glad I got mine. Why skimp on knowledge. You might need it one day. Good luck. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  25. Quote am I just being stupid. You can never be stupid when you grieve the loss of a friend. If it didn't upset or affect you then I would start worrying. I hope you find comfort and peace in your jumps this weekend. I bid you peace. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"