soulshine

Just a little...

Oh, life is good!

If you ask really nicely and say pretty please then maybe one of the gals will think about it! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

*BUMP* This is such a great thing that you gals are doing! If you haven't contributed to the Sweepstakes yet then head over to their website and do it! There's some really cool things up for grabs in there! I checked out the preview of the calendar and I must say...there's some hottie sky chicas in there. Great work ladies.

Ohhhh, don't let Slappie see this...he's gonna have a heart attack! Anyway, hugs to ya sweetie. We all have days that suck ass. Hope tomorrow is better for ya.

Pack me in your suitcase, please? I'm really small and I don't eat too much. Please?! Oh, and I'm house broken and potty trained! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Genuine fluffing is called for here. Sorry about your furry friend. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Ya know, soap crayons are great fun too.... You can be creative while getting clean! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Oh c'mon, it shouldn't be that hard... Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Aren't perfect people usually the boss? Ah, good point. I guess I'll have to come up with a new fantacy to play in my head.... How 'bout pissing off a cop while they're trying to get out of a speeding ticket? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Good, I'm really happy I could oblige you and meet your wishes. I hope you have a super-duper good day now!

Ha ha ha! Well, F*ck you too Slappie. Take your mangy ass back to SC where you belong. No one asked you to come to the Land O' Fluff then whine and moan when you actually get snowballed with the stuff. Death to Slappie! Ok, are you happy now?! Was that nasty enough for you? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Oh Slappie, I'm sorry to hear that you're not feeling well. Here, let me hold your hand and I will reassure you that you are indeed a good guy and that you are loved. There, did ya puke yet? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Great visual there! Maybe HH can do something about it!! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Feel the fluff Slappie, Feel the fluff! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Oh, your quick wit astounds me. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

SC...Hmmmm...I think I went in there once. My therapist is still trying to help me block out all of the memories. Seriously, that place can get pretty scary sometimes. It was downright hellish around election time. Welcome back to the Bonfire where the fluff abounds! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Hey! We're people too! Okay, sorry Remster, I forgot about you...the only truly perfect person in the world. You don't make me sick at all. (I wish there was a sarcasm emoticon up here!) Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

No worries. I don't wish bad things on people...just funny things to get a giggle or two. Enjoy your morning coffee and your day. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

That's just like the southern word "yonder". It can mean any distance from a few feet away to several miles. It is a word that every kid learned. You always knew what someone meant when they said "I'm just goin't over yonder for spell." Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Oh Frenchy, you will never learn.... Hey Ladonna, where did you get those bottles done at? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Just a responce to all who didn't understand what I was saying in the original post. I don't think I made myself clear, apologies. I don't actually hate these people, I don't envy them, I know that they are not really perfect, and I don't wish death on them...I'm not that harsh. I was venting due to a certain situation at work that upset me and caused a grumpy mood for a good part of the evening. Overall I am very happy with my life. I drive a car that is on it's last leg but it has been good to me. I don't have a home to speak of, I just kinda stay here and there. I do not have a particular style or fashion sense, but I love my overall appearance. I am a bit unconventional in many aspects of my life...but I'm happy that way. However, even with the satisfaction that I have with myself and with my life I still have insecurities, we all do. My original post was meant to be light and not to be taken too seriously. C'mon, who wouldn't want to see Pamela Anderson with a huge booger hanging from her nose? That's funny! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Any gift that involves alcohol is good in my book. I actually think they're kinda cool. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Darlin, we're already wed. I'm still working on the divorce but the bugger won't agree to alimony. Isn't that right my little Baddy Daddy Pootie Tang? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

...and you shoulda seen the way he could fetch after that! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~