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  1. rhino

    funny.......

    Just read it again.. LOL
  2. rhino

    funny.......

    Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a man carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't show up." "Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. A couple holes later, one of the fellows asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?" "I'm a hit man." "You're joking!" "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here's the 'tool of my trade'." "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other fellow, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here." "Sure, said the hit man." So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha, that's funny, she must be just out of the shower because I can see she's naked! What's that? Wait a minute, that's my neighbour in there with her.......He's naked as well! Why that little bitch!" He turned to the hitman, "How much do you charge for a hit?" "I do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger." "Can you do two for me now?" "Sure, what do you want?" "First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. Then the neighbour, he's supposed to be a friend of mine, but don't kill him, just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson." The hitman took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes. "Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently. "Just wait a moment, be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I think I can save you a grand here....." LOL Rhino
  3. rhino

    I am curious

    Interesting... Cypress was 900$ Container was 1500$ PD126r was 900$ Crossfire2-97 was 1600ish$ Pretty much a 5k rig going for 3.5ish... lol Rhino
  4. rhino

    I am curious

    What could I get for all this?? Crossfire2, 97, 150 jumps PD 126r NEW, 0 jumps NEW Wings container. ALL Stainless.. New Cypress If I had this listed on Ebay as a BUY IT NOW price what would YOU list it for? No I am not quitting. Just wondering Rhino
  5. Very Accurate.. Crossfire2 simple outperforms the Crossfire1 by 15+%. Even more in some areas.. Rhino
  6. 2 Vagina's?? Shit.. Most men don't know how to treat ONE right much less 2 I am a Lesbian trapped in a Man's body! Rhino
  7. I wish.. I'll be out of town until Sunday morning..
  8. BINGO.. Listen to Dave.. I have been loading mine around 2.0.. At 1.85 it was considerably friendlier on the bottom end.. Rhino
  9. That assumption could kill you in this sport...
  10. Easy Tiger.. Losing a loved one is SERIOUS business... Rhino
  11. K.. I didn't question that rule.. I simply stated they should know now to do an s-turn. If the individual in question did a hop-n-pop from altitude and was last down he wouldn't have to worry about canopy traffic.. Rhino
  12. K.. I didn't question that rule.. I simply stated they should know now to do an s-turn. If the individual in question did a hop-n-pop from altitude and was last down he wouldn't have to worry about canopy traffic.. Rhino
  13. Nothing is wrong with a small s-turn at 50 feet.. 20 degrees to the left 20 degrees to the right.. Light turn will build extra speed. If they don't know what an s-turn is they shouldn't have passed AFF.. Rhino
  14. Oh yeagh!! You go girl!! Congratulations!! Rhino