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I love my cable!!

True!! I told everyone I stood it up!! Now you have proof!! lol Rhino

Why thankya!! That was the beginning of my swoop mania.. Got my ass chewed by hooksnswoop and started my real training that day. I didn't touch my front risers for over 30 jumps after that.. The jump was not planned.. The only out I left myself was the hanger. What a dumb stinking thing to do that was. I'm glad I wasn't hurt and that I learned EARLY before I was under a canopy that could have smeared my ass all over the dz.. That one could have I just got lucky because the ground was very wet. Rhino

I'll wait a bit.. I've streamed at a higher bit rate. I just wanted to make it a realistic download.

deleted I won't have this up long. I've mentioned this incident over the years on dz.com. This was my first and last bounce. 3 years ago. Had to sleep with a pillow between my knees for a year it hurt so bad. Nothing broke but my pride. Triathlon 150 at 1.25. Take a look.. I'm taking it down in 15 minutes.. Rhino I did everything wrong!!

Sweet!!!

CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT. TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK. I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS. HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.................................... HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME. AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED? SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE. HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE? SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO.... DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

no no no.. My ex is the worst!!

I only started kind of paying attention about 3 months ago.. On the days I have to pick my son up and drop him off to the Antichrist, which is every 2 weeks it is either snowing, raining, hailing or a wind storm.. In between those 2 weeks NOTHING.. Funny huh.. lol Rhino

Hey!!! it is 61782 Wallabi Way, Sidney!! Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming... LOL

You either love em or you don't.. lol I love mine! Rhino

I went to a Diablo110 around my 160th jump.. That was loaded at 1.7 ish.. By my 200th I was on a Crossfire2 loaded at 1.85. Now I am loading that same canopy at 2.0 after lifting for a winter last year. Sitting around 450 jumps. I won't recommend my progression for ANYONE. I had some very nice coaching. And more than half of my jumps are hop-n-pops from over 14k.. Rhino

>Smart-ass Answer #1 > > >A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check > > >tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and > > >he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat...she > > >said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub." > > > > > >Smart-ass Answer #2 > > >A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery > > >store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a >stock boy, > > >"Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, >they're > > >dead." > > > > > >Smart-ass Answer #3 > > >The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for > > >speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," >the cop > > >said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When >the > > >cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a > > >ticket. > > > > > >Smart-ass Answer #4 > > >A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up > > >that reads, Low bridge ahead'. Before he knows it, the bridge is right > > >ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for >miles. > > >Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and > > >walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, > > >"Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this >bridge > > >and ran out of gas." > > > > > >and finally Smart-ass #5, > > >THE TEACHER Smart-ass Answer OF THE YEAR > > >A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. > > >"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here >tomorrow. I > > >might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, >or a > > >death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses > > >whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his > > >hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering >from > > >complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to > > >stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, > > >the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head, and >sweetly > > >says, Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

LOL

Sweet

Do you know what the word FAMILY means? FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU

I worked forty-five years for someone else So that I could retire. I dreamed of sleeping late And sitting by the fire. I dreamed of long vacations, Enjoying stage and song. But, let me set you straight on that concept, It is simply wrong. I did junk my safety glasses And the work boots that cramped my toes. But, the rest of it had a mind of its own And this is how it goes. My wife had been thinking of retirement And had plans of her own. She had spent much time with the kids But now they are grown and gone. We sold our cattle and horses So we wouldn't have that chore. I poured concrete over my alarm clock But I still wake up at four. I get my eyes checked on Monday. Ann gets hers checked the next day. I go for a colon check on Wednesday And pass my wife going the other way. I have a dental appointment on Thursday. Ann goes for a test on her heart. Friday we go get prescriptions filled And browse a while at Walmart. Saturdays we just stay home And try to get the paperwork right. We can't take any overnight trips 'Cause we can't see to drive at night. Restroom confusion keeps us out of church on Sunday And we really do hate that. There's nothing wrong with the restrooms, We just can't remember where they're at We don't need to plan next week, Just make sure we can drive. And not forget where the hospitals and clinics are. We'll need them to survive. So, don't build your castles too high, my friend, While strolling through the clover, This is a typical week in retirement. And on Monday we start all over!

I wish a dz around me had a pond.. I'd go.. That's one of the main reasons I goto the WFFC.. I swoop the pond EVERY time

I like this one... :)

Phree packs that way all the time... You'll be fine

He can get unlimited bandwidth at hostway.com The storage is expensive though..

Looks like it has been redirected? Or it's actually suspended?

How does an X-Braced canopy sound? My crossfire2 sounds just like any x-braced I've seen? Am I missing something?

Was that a personal shot at me Phree?? I know you wouldn't do such a thing? I didn't have a failed marriage.. I had a failed spouse!! LOL Rhino