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  1. That would be ASSPRINTS.. I was sitting on top.. LOL Rhino
  2. Yep.. All the non-married guys are surely saying to themselves that you are cute as hell
  3. o.k. random memories? Getting strip searched at the airport at Detroit trying to get to Perris because I had a parachute with me.. Gave him my cypress card and he said cypress what? LOL, 45 minutes later I was on the plane. Got to Perris, Waiver, had to watch the video.. Didn't have my current uspa card nor was my last 50 jumps signed.. lol Had to have my home DZ fax my currency to Perris.. So I am off to a great start now.. 20 or so hugs later and after saying hi to Hooksnswoop and Skycat I actually manifested. Out of the plane at 12,500 in freefall trying to get familiar with the surroundings, dz, landing area. Start my hook at the normal altitude 550 feet ish.... HOLY SHHIIIIIT!!! Bumped the toggles at 200 feet, tired, senses going crazy from the different altitude, thin air, heat, humidity, shifting winds. I aborted the swoop and carved in.. 2nd jump, started the swoop at 600 feet, alitude was a little closer to correct turn in, I am screaming in after initiating the hook and some guy kites his canopy right in front of me. Abort number 2.. lol.. Hook is like what the fuck man, you had that nailed. Told him why I aborted and he said that was probably a good idea.. lol Took me 2 more jumps to get comfortable with the air finally getting my turn in altitude nailed down to 650 feet. I blew through my turn in a few times just trying to pay attention to the winds as thet can shift 180 in a second then back the next, watching for dust devils at the same time. It was very entertaining.. Got 5 jumps in that Friday, nailing the last 2 hooks feeling like I don't suck quiet as bad.. lol Friday night.. One too many Coronas combined with sleeping on rocks in tent city and I woke up with a slight head ache. You know the ones where you need to drink water and water and water,. LOL LTDiver is a doll!! She gave me a fantastic neck massage. Being a therepist has given her wonderfully strong hands! What a great lady!! Fog lifted around noonish.. By that time I was feeling much better. Got 5 jumps in Saturday. 1st dz.com record attempt was scary. The second one we nailed it by 8 grand. I'm sitting there in my spot on the 15 way wondering "why isn't she keying for the next 2 points?", that is how fast we had it. I kept waiting and waiting.. lol That was a great dive! I was VERY disappointed that the swoop pond looked like a SWAMP!!! The Bytch said it was allways ready and it SUCKED!!! LOL I even volunteered to mow it and they wouldn't go for it. Bad Perris BAD!! lol Michelle, She just kicks ass. She is better in person than on dz.com Wear gloves!!! lol what a wealth of knowledge is in this woman.. Sangiro, he is just easy going and cool. It was great to meet him. JTVal, the boy can play the guitar. Thanks for trying to film us on the crew jump.. lol Hooksnswoop, Thanks for coaching me on hooks and tracking again.. Thanks for out tracking me by a mile and pointing out how much I suck. We "almost" got the syncronized hook in for Quade... LOL Skycat, Thanks for pointing out to me that my current packing technique will lead to bag lock and laughing at me.. lol Viking, You just kick ass man.. Keep doing those hop-n-pops.. And don't be engine number 3 next year!! lol Lummy, Lummy rocks.. I watched him do a downwinder and do 3 cartwheels and stand up like nothing happened!! That was cool!! Thanks for the crew jumps bro, you are a heck of a canopy pilot. Phree, You are a maniac. . I've never seen anyone pack as neatly as you I got 5 bucks saying you cut away before you get on Mullins plane at the wffc.. lol See you there.. Wingnut, Stay out of trouble.. lol Thanks for the crew jumps as well. Hard to keep track, there was like 6 of us.. Bbarnhouse, hmm... She is just plane a hottie... nuf said.. lol Val, Nice chatting with everyone by the fire wasn't it Your smile makes any boogie a better place. Hell of a jump on the record dive too!! Blue, Congrats on quitting smoking!! Kick ass bro!! Good seeing you there! Billvon, caught a glimps of him a couple times.. lol Mouth, holy shit what a fun little lady!! Full of life!!
  4. rhino

    Whose ass?

    I see 2 asses in the window.. lol
  5. Awwweeee... So cute!!! Your kids look cute too.. LOL
  6. Heal quick my brother!!!! Sorry I missed meeting you.. Rhino
  7. JTval outplayed that guy.. LOL
  8. It was GREEEAAATT!!!! Meeting you to girlfriend I too enjoyed those morning weather hold talks.. lol It is good to be home.. Rhino
  9. rhino

    funnell weekend!

    o.k... JTFUNNELL lol
  10. That was great wasn't it!! lol
  11. lol JT is right.. lol Great pics!!
  12. Great photos!! Thanks for getting my swoops too!!
  13. 0:17:0 What an awesome weekend!!! Thank you Sangiro for putting this awesome place together so we can all be friend.. lol I am sitting here in the bombshelter at Perris watching a real life 10 way being performed in the middle of the bar, led by Mouth. LOL Cracks me up.. Hopefully weather is good in the morning and I can get a couple more in before I have to catch my plane back home.. Kick ass DZ!! Wingnut says hi!! Skycat is giving him bunny ears.. LOL Rhino
  14. You were invited you know!!! lol Rhino
  15. I participated in just about everyone of those phone calls
  16. X-fire2, 97 loaded at 1.9+. In Michigan I start my 180 at 550 feet. Here in Perris 1200 feet higher I start it at 650 feet. Speed is a little higher, dive is a little longer, canopy response time because of the thinner, humid, warmer air is slightly slower but still fun as hell.. Rhino
  17. We came we saw we kicked it's ass!!!!! Yeagh baby!! We nailed that jump!!!! Rhino
  18. rhino

    Perris Boogie....

    Wow.. Got here at 2 pm. and still got in 5 jumps.. Not bad :) Everybody get here!! 57 hugs given today so far.. I miss my beautiful wife
  19. rhino

    Perris Boogie....

    Man.. Only been gone half a day and I MISS THE HELL OUT OF MY BEAUTIFUL, PREGNANT WIFES FACE!!! Ugh!!!
  20. rhino

    Perris Boogie....

    The weather is nice here at Perris... Where are you?? Rhino
  21. 60 miles each way. 1 hour to 2 hours in traffic. Depending on when I leave home.
  22. She played well today.. +1
  23. rhino

    lowest pulled

    In the seat at 1200 feet was my lowest. Now I don't pull below 3000 feet ever.