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Ah, so you've seen Shaun of the Dead. Sometimes there comes a point where the camp of the movie takes the piss out of the red gelatin and pig entrails. Which is why Bruce Campbell (Evil Dead{s}, Army of Darkness, Spider Man 2) can still make rent. But it depends on your point of view going in. I didn't find Pulp Fiction funny the first time. But I did find Hannibal laughable. .....'cause it SUCKED. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

WOW! ...How long you been holding on to that one dude?! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Don't waste the time. Because once I assume my rightful place as Emperor, all white people with dreadlocks will be rounded up and their heads publicly shaven by actual Rastafarians.

"Need a drink?" OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

That's f*ckin' hilarious! Just proves, you can get Thai boys to do anything to you for a couple of bucks. I can't remember the name of that guy's show, it's on BBC or Travel Channel or something. But all they do is send him to backward ass countries to do weird local stuff and eat disgusting local food. The clip's funnier if you've seen the show. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

They're both still there when you wake up. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I thought that one was a champ too, until I pulled up Chopper on the OnDemand last night; Eric Bana as an infamous Autralian criminal from a few years back, sits down in a chair and orders a fellow inmate slice off the backs of both of his ears just so he can get transferred to another cell block. (WARNING: DO NOT be eating Graham crackers and raspberry jam while you watch it. Trust me. ) The "Made me walk out of the theater" Award goes to: Robert DeNiro biting a chunk out of Ileana Douglas' cheek before breaking her handcuffed arm in Cape Fear. Even my ex knew something was wrong because I never have to go pee during a movie. But are we talking about visual violence, psychological violence or blood and gore? Personally, I put those in three separate categories. I despise visual violence, but I'll watch it in the context of a good story and good acting. Deliberate gross-out, inventive dismemberment crap, where the writers just seem to sit around getting high and figuring out foul new things to do to the human body, I avoid entirely. Now for straight up psychological violence, Malcolm McDowell invading a home, beating an old man, and raping his wife in front of him -all while singing "Singing in the Rain" mind you- flat out scarred my then teenaged ass. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

....huh...? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

They got a Family Deal with the agents from X-Files. Remember Mulder and Scully getting calls when they were running around in sewers, and coal mines and sh*t? And that was pre-digital! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

OMG - we used to sit around the playground and start making up verses to this song - - like five or six kids at a time . . . maybe - just maybe - we were a terrorist cell. and just didn't know it. THANK YOU!! O fellow voice from The Pre-Pussification Era. Yes, she should've been penalized for being a smart ass. But a threat?! Glooo-ry Glooo-ry Halleluljah Tea-cher hit me with a ruuuulller... ...anyone...? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

O.K. we'll ......disagree to agree! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Well, I got a ride and a tent.....aah, what the hell?! ....Someone bought the new 3 Doors Down?! Ben and Jen Blair700 BASE704 bdbrown Bolas Chaoskitty Chad Chuck CSPENCEFLY Daniel (TFFTM) Donna B. Ducky69 Hushpuppy Jeiber Johnny Josh (FallingOSH) lauraliscious Leapdog Mike S. Mike M. Namdrib NWFlyer Popsjumper Psychobob RastaRicanAir & 'Natalie' Rkymthhigh Salsa John Beach Skygirlpc Terry (AUJumper) Timber Vdschoor Hambone Liz OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

uhhhhh....yeah. Like a plate of chicken wings in a lacy bra. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Everything else is bigger in the morning... {ba-dum-ching} #2 Only partly TRUE OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Maybe I'm dating myself, but it seems that high school teachers weren't operating a quite this level of petty, immature, bitch-ass pussy-ragness when I was a mildy irreverent teen. [url http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2006-05-09-ol-smokey_x.htm]CLICK THIS SH*T[/URL] OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

BBUUUUZZZZZZ... NOT #26 (click) Or #17 OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Seriously though, I agree. Men go through phases also. For instance, I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO GET LAID RIGHT NOW. {Hitting MUTE on the depressing CNN recap of the latest Iraq casualties.} ...O.K. that phase passed. Ready to go at it like a hyena again... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Hey, he does the stunts where he kisses girls. Anything else would be easy! ....Yep. Someone had to say it. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

A douche. Sorry. Monday. Too early to be clever. I just really find his very presence to scream "Douche!". Maybe it's because Hindu yogis have been doing the same type of stuff for hundreds of years without having to hire publicists first. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Bullsh*t. TiVo. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Bullsh*t. Tell that to a gay guy. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

BING-OOHHH!! I'm glad somebody finally got it. Now if you find me a place to crash, I'll even think about the Pensacola Beach thing. (Hell, just sounds like a lot more free drinks for me. ...Maybe even a free haircut!) P.S. Someone should've warned you, I don't take out the guitar until asked. You just f*cked everybody! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Led Zeppelin IV OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

No way! They just keep getting better! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Whaddaya mean?! It's a GREAT way to memorialize somebody. I know if I ever bounce, I want a big blunt object right in the middle of the landing area for folks to remember me by. There should be a fund where families can throw in $100/each and buy a billboard to promote safe driving instead. They can start with the one on GA316 that just says "JESUS" now. It's misguided sentimentalism turned into litter. Then again, so are graveyards. It's wasteful, totally outdated superstition to set aside land for a bunch of bones. Just dig all those f*cking boxes up and plant corn for starving children. You can enshrine your loved ones in your living room. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is