RastaRicanAir

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  1. Educate his young mind on the difference between pursuing the "wrong" and the "right" woman, using my mango juice burns as an example. ................On second thought. Just leave him with Cyndi. She'll teach the HELL out of him. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  2. That was a good one. And you're correct. Hey now...Maui is an island, nothing in the thread title about it being deserted! And I think the hooker to mango ratio in Hawaii is about 1:1~ ...Then we'd get wrecked on rum and go out hunting for BOTH. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  3. Marry her. If I'm never gonna get laid again, I might as well make it official. Then I'd probably have an affair with a hollowed out mango. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  4. 4 stars eh? and you didn't even see the videos yet. I wish I could get on here more, but I got a oogy performance review from the boss at work. Lackluster review from the boss versus 4-Stars from me. ...Suddenly, I'm a bit concerned about your priorities. Not an automatic disqualification though. Naughty PMs can be sent from home as well as work. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  5. Oh, I'm optimistic about her potential to be sure. But my job is to help any recruit maximize such potential by fostering good healthy competition. On that note, I've noted that poe62 has made an exemplary showimg across the various Smutsketeer threads. (Her response to the Sex Sounds thread earned Four-Stars from me.) Perhaps someone should throw her a nomination OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  6. It wouldn't hurt your chances to make further submissions. And this thread kind of counts although it is not necessarily naughty in anyway. Agreed. The raw talent is apparent, the island thread was a nice maiden effort, and there's a visible naughty streak -albeit impaired by an irrational fear of post-beach perspiration. But it's going the extra mile or two that's going to win someone this title. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  7. In the days of chivalry, it would be known as "tribute." And I don't do bitch slapping. Faces are too hard on my hands. But ....yeah, you're pretty much fluent in my language. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  8. THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGH OF THE WEEK! Roger that!! But not for the Greenie thing, for the last option in the poll. DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!!! THEN and ONLY THEN, DEMAND that they make you a mod. Your name in green and your trouser ferret as your avatar, and all will be right with the world. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  9. And for those of you who don't wanna read all that crap, what it says is: The girls and I wanna read more dirty PMs. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  10. Well, if memory serves, the original three distinguished themselves through the intrepid pursuit of new and creative naughty thoughts and their tireless (and DEEPLY shameless) dedication to threads honoring those thoughts. While the two remaining members went above and beyond the call of naughty duty by forming some of those thoughts into PMs which moved and inspired those who were fortunate enough to have their in-boxes blessed by them. Surely the mantle should go to one of those who were the most active and made the most stirring contributions to the various naughty threads. We all have notions about who they are. But the TRUE Third Smutsketeer will be the soul who can carry the banner raised by her sisters in the art of naughty PM-ing. The decision will ultimately rest with Deedy and Cyndi. I'm just here to offer impartial consult and say things like: "LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!" OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  11. Didn't you make up that name? I figured there'd be a line of chick(s) to you willing to do whatever it takes to get into such an elite group. I believe there are, and I'm counting on it. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  12. So...since I'm essentially the patron of the Smutsketeers, I presume I'll have a hand in selecting a replacement...? I've had my eye on a valiant candidate or two. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  13. I only have a Minor in the subject, so someone help me out. What's the psychological term for "horseshit"? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  14. "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" .......Really? I got there first?! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  15. Damn. And I thought a little tough love motivation would bring out your full potential. Well, if you're going to give up that easily, you probably would've cracked under the pressure anyway. Good Luck in all your future endeavors. Oh, and I'm pretty sure your official resignation involves being publicly stripped of your rank (and all extraneous clothing) by the other two. Better get on that. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  16. I totally couldn't even stand up in those damn shoes!!!! And I'm a high heels girl, too!!!!!!!! Don't worry, once you learn to walk the walk, heel height won't be a problem. In fact, this could be a great learning opportunity. Maybe if your good, the other two will let you fly video on this one. Incidentally, I can't put my finger on it, but I'd swear that reading the Bonfire has actually brightened my otherwise dreary work day today. Anyone else had their day mysteriously brightened here today? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  17. How else would I warm you (all) up? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  18. Yes, that IS your new Team Name. And you're welcome! I've warned people, my nicknames ALWAYS stick. ========================= Alright, at the urging of my ghostwriter and fellow aspiring erotic novelist, and because I want to get credit for my research and refined taste, I confess ownership of the following rosters: 1) avalonwings 2) d_squared 3) DangerRoo (possibly with a secondary Roo Wrangler and a helmet) 4) iluvtofly 5) ladyskydiver 6) missg8tordivr 7) [Entry Stricken] to prevent a certain dirty blonde from getting an even more swelled head 8) [Entry Stricken] to do likewise for a certain dirty redhead List Vol.II: 9) kmills0705: minus the baggy rented jumpsuit in the new, less complimentary avatar (And that wasn't an insult. I just prefer the close-ups of that stellar smile.) 10) VanillaSkyGirl: inspired by her "mature" new attitude 11) jumpingjunkie81: complete with post-beach perspiration and tanning oil 12) [This entry reserved pending photos of her mom's tan.] 13) And a NEW ENTRY: fireballgrl: despite the fact that our delightful PM exchange stopped as soon as she saw my picture. (Ouch. ) *Numbers are organizational and do not indicate rank or preference Yes. Any or ALL at once. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  19. MWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! The Curse is working!!!! Be sure to post again when he asks you to help measure him for his kilt. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  20. 'Cause I wanna remember the chi-chis, dummy!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  21. I know! Thank God for people who speak their mind and don't care what others think. Kudos to Jumpingjunkie81! I was beginning to feel like I was in 7th grade homeroom, while the notes were being passed back and forth about who has a crush on whom... Well, I'd claim my submission(s?), assuming I made any. But I'm concerned that, given my reputation for non-serious posts, the ladies involved would then think I was kidding. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  22. Sorry, the boys' freedom comes first. And if you're wearing underwear it's a skirt. I don't wear a skirt for ANY woman. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  23. Do you have to admit you posted something if you've already banged that person(s)? I'm just thinking maybe that's why more people aren't fessing up... because it's already known. I don't really want anyone to know who I'm banging/not banging. Too much drama. No, you just want them to wonder, imagine and suspect. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  24. Find some naive native girls and work on our rendition of "Show Them to Me" OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  25. Oh, you definitely are! But since you put two probably's in one sentence, I'm gonna give you the benefit of the drunken doubt. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is