RastaRicanAir

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  1. It is with great pleasure (which those of you haven't seen my PM inbox could sadly never understand ), and tremendous pride, that I announce to you today that: JUMPINGJUNKIE09[/U][/B] Having completed all requirements and honors(?!) of the Rank and Title herein bestowed upon her, in accordance with the proud and noble tradition lain down by her forebears lo' these many 6-8 weeks ago or whatever it's been, is hereby conferred the title of: III Degree Smutsketeer With all the honors, softcore porn privileges, and parental shame contained therein Welcome, and Mazal Tov, kid. Your Official Smutsketeer name is: Rogue. Wear it with naughty pride. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  2. DAMN! I was gonna learn Wonderwall, too! Now it'll be too obvious. Guess I'll have to stick with Hey There, Delilah. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  3. Not only wrong, but irresponsibly inaccurate! Whores have sex for money. I do it for the smiles.
  4. And Turtle, I just finished a veggie corn dog. And I hate you. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  5. Uhhh, it's not held on . OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  6. Doesn't oral sex actually say: "Ggummmm Mummmnngh"? Also, would it be completely off-topic to mention that the Emerald Coast Memorial Day Beach Boogie (which I will be attending) is just 21 days away. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  7. Hey, have you tried rastaricanair?. ........Coincidentally, that question was also the slogan I got. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  8. All I need now is a beer, a bonfire, and guitar player with a cool hat. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  9. Spoken like a man who's been chafed. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  10. See I told ya! Much cuter without the fur. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  11. My point exactly. 6:2 is a MUCH safer slot ratio. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  12. 'Aaaat's funny! Can't be too careful, though. Even with equal parts men and women, the ratio of good slots to bad is only 3:2. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  13. I was busy. Doing what?!! Reading EVERY silly post on this vacuous forum?! No, it's not the best movie ever. That's The Godfather/The Godfather Part II, 'cause I said so. But it's defnitely TOP 10, and one that MUST be seen, repeatedly if you know what's good for you. Drama, suspense, political intrigue, and the rare kind of romance that won't leave a guy wondering: "How long do I have to watch this sh*t with her before I rack up Punani Points?" I had this *cough*friend who got married this one time, and he had his groom's party tuxes specifically designed to look like Bogie's white-on-black ensemble. And I defy anyone with a sense of history to not break out in chills when Victor Lazlo makes the bar band play the French National Anthem in a room full of Nazis. I recommend a nice spread of take-out Italian food, two bottles of red and you and yo' man watching it with limited pee-pauses and no juvenile interruptions. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  14. Would it be too lazy and predictable if I just cut and pasted my list from the other thread? MINUS one or two (Okay exactly TWO) whom I know wouldn't be up for it. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  15. eat mor chik'n OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  16. How come these so called talented authors never send me pms? I beg your pardon?! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  17. CONGRATULATIONS!! I predict, already, that it will be appropriately meandering and wholly pointless. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  18. Now THAT'S a cute story. And, by far, the nicest description I've ever heard for that HORRENDOUS condition known as blue balls. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  19. Are the two mutually exclusive?? If so we're both f*cked. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  20. Well, piss us off and you shall find out O.K., I'm TOTALLY intrigued now. .......What does that say about ME?! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  21. We'll keep the story on an oral basis only. (Pun unavoidable) But I'll educate them on the name: Originally posted: June 28, 2005: Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Henceforth, the act, happenstance or habit of inadvertently encountering two or more persons in an act or activity of carnal diddlation shall, particularly among skydivers, forever be known as: "The Don" Or when applicable, colloquial variations such as: "Pulling a Don" "Don-ning in on them ..." or "Doing the Old El-Donamundo" shall also be acceptable. Those being caught with their produce out of its bag will be referred to as "Having been Donned on" These words are yours, use them wisely. That is all..... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  22. BEER! But actually, the worst thing is wondering: what does having psycho in your immediate gene pool say about YOU?? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  23. That sucks on a bold new level. Sorry you have to deal with that. Nice to see you back though. So since I had to re-add you on Saturday (I was wondering why I had to do that), I'm guessing is the You on my Facebook is the good you and not your evil twin? You're welcome to any and all of my Facebook or MySpace friends, they're kinda slutty anyway and they'll click Accept for pretty much anybody. If you need any of their private, personal contact information I can be bought pretty cheap. I'm thinking the mods on all these sites can completely erase your old accounts if you ask, and jump through some identity hoops. Meanwhile, get back to work. The Smutsketeers need some backup. (Not that you are one yet, but I hear some important people are pulling for you.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  24. What kind of weird sex are you having where people don't realize it?! ......Oh then again, Brandy can be kind of oblivious sometimes. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  25. Does it count as getting "walked IN on" if it was outside? If so, then Yes. Twice. I kinda miss those SDA Halloween Boogies. And if outdoors doesn't count, then also Yes. .......We're waiting for you Don............ OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is