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    Well I know you're a woman but I had no idea you're a women! Oh, and the desire to grab the head is a good thing, yes. BUT, equal rights and all, if you dont want me grabbing your head, dont grab mine! OH, and I know how the above sentence sounds, but hell, I'm gonna leave it for the fun that someone will have with it. I don't mind the grabbing if the head. But remember one thing, I know you talk about equality (and that is appreciated) but there is a difference. A lot of women don't like the pushing the head down because you can choke ( and to all men, don't get big heads from this ), but it is hard for a man to choke on the women's thingy. Think about it! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla
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    Ok, ladies... a little FYI: you dont want our hands on your head when you're going down on us, same here. If it aint working, tell us, if you just want more pressure/penetration/etc... leave it alone. Maybe were taunting you for a reason. I, for one, like to see how long I can keep a woman at that peak just before the orgasm. Nothing better than that arched back, sheets ripping off the bed... well, you get the point My ears are not handles! Well, I can't speak for all women but I know that when I grab the head, that is a good sign.
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    Some girls don't like it, or think they won't like it because they are shy. Once they let that go and experience it...well, 'nuff said.
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    Hey there. What part of cali you from? Used to live on Edwards AFB so I know about souther Cali. I am from Lancaster, I am sure you know the place. Small world being that I have seen you at the farm many times.
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    I got an idea! Lets expose the people who we know are lurkers and make them speak up.
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    I had 9 staples in my head to prove it. I should have been wearing a helmet. Granted, I don't think the cop should have stopped and yelled at you. Just learn the hard way like I did. ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla
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    That is right nothing happens there because people are in their campers getting pregnant! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla
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    I didn't get a drunk dial this weekend either. They must have went to bed early ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla
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    Wow, a put-down and a compliment all in one sentence. You're good! Thanks.... ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla
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    Yes, my husband!
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    Who are the others? Freeflir29, AggieDave, and Billvon, in that order. They're all over 30,000 Damn, I didn't realize Clay was an even bigger post whore. Clay gets the trophy! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla
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    Who are the others? ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla
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    Yeah - it was pretty bad . . . I felt like such a tramp. More like a vagabond. Traveling from camper to camper... Trailer hopping is GREAT! You are Gouda trash! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla
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    well he doesnt go to boogies, and when he does he doesnt even bring clothes. No wonder he has money. turtles wear clothes. I thought they use shells to cover them boy parts. oh, after 4 days, Im sure it turns into a "shell" ewwwwwwwwww ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla
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    Just noticed his number of posts at over 25,000! That is more than Skymama! Can anyone out post him? Sorry Turtle, I couldn't resist... ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla
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    Bite Me! It's ok Turtle, I will not be able to go either...... so I will feel bad right with ya....... ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla
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    I think Andy already found some boys to pick. He did go to all the Atlanta gay bars you know......... ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla
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    You are on crack Andy ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla
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    Yep Andy, never leave yourself logged in at a DZ, as you can see! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla
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    We can play for as much as you would like. I will make sure to bring my Piggy bank with me just in case. Can we get a game Sunday also? I wont be there until Saturday night! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla
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    I really wish you would learn to use punctuation. I don't even want to say what I thought that meant at first! He is too busy post whoring to check his punctuation. ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla
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    I need another trophy ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla
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    Geez, there's one way to control the Brits... stock the fridge with that god awful cheapass American beer and hide the good stuff. They'll go away! Funny - I just sent a case of that Picalilly to the dz . . . . No Pica-stinky.......please no! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla
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    Happy B-day Alan! You old bastard..... ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla
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    Turtlespeed! Although I wouldn't go as far as saying he is intelligent... Am I right? ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla