goofyjumper

Don't you mean Redneck card. I hear tell folks from Arkansas open their beers with their teeth. you mean tooth right? That pretty much applies to Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina and Louisiana. And parts of Florida too! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla

I don't remember you going to the store to get beer last night. Was I already in bed? Or are you just making that up? ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla

Man, that sucks. I hope you get all your stolen money back. ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla

That is soooo Texas! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla

dui on 1/1/2006. Poor drunk party girl. BTW she is one hard girl to track down. She is not listed on a few popular search engines for people. I did find her in white pages, but phone is undisclosed. for $20 you can email her can we say Psycho! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla

Good point! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla

Maybe our community is getting too big! Thats it! No more new jumpers allowed! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla

I wanted to say that Brandi's salsa was ten times better anyways. To Towerrat... get well soon... It could have ended worse, get your rest and get back in the air. Awwwe thanks. I like his super hot salsa though! It was just too hot. This is sooo weird that he did this. I never saw his weird behavior though. Of course I never really paid attention to him with women either. ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla

After that 'confession', do you WANT him to?? Good point...Lee, don't bother submitting. One of the judges is a huge Lee-a-phobe. Brandy is a judge? ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla

I knew it! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla

Goonies Blazing Saddles ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla

Spoken like a true Bush fan! Hey, he is not my favorite but I know he aint as bad as all the Bush haters would have us think. But anyway you look at it, I sure as hell happy Gore and Kerry did not get there. You think it is bad now Are you kidding me?! It could not get any worse than Bush. He will (with no doubt) go down as the worst president of all times. Just see in about 5 years all the reviews about his Presidency. You hated Regan too? And you are right, we will see. History has a way of looking past the BS I actually met Reagan when I was 7. Not bad in person. But I was 7 of course. What I really loved about him is when Nancy Reagan used to whisper answers to questions asked to Ronald (by reporters) under her breath. Behind every good man there is a woman doing all the work. ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla

Spoken like a true Bush fan! Hey, he is not my favorite but I know he aint as bad as all the Bush haters would have us think. But anyway you look at it, I sure as hell happy Gore and Kerry did not get there. You think it is bad now Are you kidding me?! It could not get any worse than Bush. He will (with no doubt) go down as the worst president of all times. Just see in about 5 years all the reviews about his Presidency. ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla

Spoken like a true Bush fan! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla

Ya, I would be depressed too if I had to stay in Texas. ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla

Yes, and I have volunteered to clean up after all the slobs that leave a huge mess in the camper (including Lee) So it's like any other weekend for you ? true true! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla

Yes, and I have volunteered to clean up after all the slobs that leave a huge mess in the camper (including Lee) ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla

Where did you get that picture of Lee? I thought i hide it good! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla

This just in, Brandy arrested for kicking local Georgian redneck's ass! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla

Yes, it is the freedom boogie for me!!!!!!! And no Andy I would burn the orange vest if I took it! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla

Well wlecome back to the states! You chose a great DZ. It is a great atmospher with good people. I will be there as well. Bring lots of beer, because you cannot by alcohol anywhere in the state of Georgia on Sundays. Welcome to the bible belt of America ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla

Amen! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla

yea, but now when I get my hair cut short my ears stick out funny like. Well, then grow out your hair to become a Hippie! but then I LOOK like a hippie. You know how hard it is to fly under the radar then?! You just don't want to do extra work! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla

yea, but now when I get my hair cut short my ears stick out funny like. Well, then grow out your hair to become a Hippie! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla

well my response is two fold: a) if the woman has a thingy, shes not a she, shes a he or a he/she, you get the idea. If you like you can refer to that portion as the hoo-ha has designated by our own Krelly. She too has an aversion to words like vagina, clit, pussy, etc. b) if the woman in question is indeed a women, then no we shouldnt choke if all the scheduled maintenance has been performed. That being said, unless we went down there with a regulator or a snorkel, we're not machines (thats why we get you those). Im all for going the distance, but soemtimes when it works the best for you, dont mean I can breathe. That being said, my ears are not handles, if you want to help, get yo hands down in there in the mix and lets make some quiverin happen! Oh, I am sorry I forgot that you are a man and we have to spell out everything for you all. When I say thingy I mean (what is one of the most pleasurable parts ) clit! Again, let me explain why we (most women) grab the heads. It is letting you know that you are doing a good job. Take it as a compliment! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla