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Coors Light...cold. down. easy. cheap!!!! ---------------------------------- Successfully avoiding adult responsibility since 1978!
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I'm pissed off. This asshat is taking MY oxygen! ---------------------------------- Successfully avoiding adult responsibility since 1978!
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A man comes home from work to find his wife packing a suitcase. "Where the hell are you going?" he asks. She replies, "I just saw on TV about Las Vegas hookers that get 100 dollars for a blow job. I might as well get paid for what I give you for free!" The man puts on his coat, grabs her suitcase, and walks to the car. "What are you doing?" the wife says. "To Vegas with you", the man says. "I wanna see how you live off 200 bucks a year." ---------------------------------- Successfully avoiding adult responsibility since 1978!
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crap ---------------------------------- Successfully avoiding adult responsibility since 1978!
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Are there any dz's near Peoria, Illinios?
lowtimer replied to adrenalinejunki's topic in Events & Places to Jump
I live in Bloomington, and just started going to SDC. I'm always willing to ditch class and go jumping with somebody! ---------------------------------- Successfully avoiding adult responsibility since 1978! -
Did you feel it? I slept right through it. My friend's sister told me about it this morning, and I commented that it was just probably her gas shaking the house. Now my shins hurt. ---------------------------------- Successfully avoiding adult responsibility since 1978!
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please....never....again.... ---------------------------------- Successfully avoiding adult responsibility since 1978!
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I just did 5 jumps at SDC with fellow lowtimers! The included coaching and video was great! It was really a productive day, I just wanted to give a BIG THANKS to the staff at SDC for putting this together! ---------------------------------- Successfully avoiding adult responsibility since 1978!
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[replyI don't have any problems with officers that can walk the walk and not just talk the talk. I was in Iraq from the start line until this April (as an E-6), I was VERY fortunate to serve with officers that understood the role of enlisted men and took their responsibilities to their subordinates seriously. I saw other men with commissions who seemed to regard their rank as deserved and their position being given from on high. The term 'pieces of shit' is being nice when discussing these servicemen who regarded their subordinates as mere tools to ensure the advancement of their career/reputation. I just want to put their names out there, I know they lurk: 1LT Spurgeon, CPT Erickson, CPT Woodhouse, MAJ Storck, MAJ Hettich, LTC Berenz. Thank you and your men remember you. ---------------------------------- Successfully avoiding adult responsibility since 1978!
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Here you go, hope you DON'T find what you're looking for: http://www.pigstye.net/iraq/index.php I returned from there in April, if I can help you, your friend or his family in ANY WAY, please let me know! ---------------------------------- Successfully avoiding adult responsibility since 1978!
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Can people bring their own ATVs, do you have to get a permit, or what? I'll be good, I promise ---------------------------------- Successfully avoiding adult responsibility since 1978!
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Is that bad? shit. ---------------------------------- Successfully avoiding adult responsibility since 1978!
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love the pic, mr. david brent ---------------------------------- Successfully avoiding adult responsibility since 1978!
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The Keystone Kops theme, unfortunately ---------------------------------- Successfully avoiding adult responsibility since 1978!
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I'm training to run the Chicago Marathon again this year. Besides running, I swim when there are hot lifeguards working Besides that, just pushups, dips and pullups (those weight thingys are too damn heavy) ---------------------------------- Successfully avoiding adult responsibility since 1978!
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Uh, okay.....did they remember to put in the rotator splint? ---------------------------------- Successfully avoiding adult responsibility since 1978!
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I'd take either, but only with certain constraints ---------------------------------- Successfully avoiding adult responsibility since 1978!
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Whoops, you're right. What's 5W-30 mean? Whatever it was, it sure went down smooth ---------------------------------- Successfully avoiding adult responsibility since 1978!
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Shit, as if I had a choice. There goes another kitten!
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thrice--the artist in the ambulance the bouncing souls--how I spent my summer vacation anti-flag--underground network any dropkick murphys CD pennywise-time bomb, full circle don't forget bon jovi's crossroad! And if they give you any DLI Arabic disks to listen to, forget it. Joe Iraqi on the street won't understand shit and laugh at you ---------------------------------- Successfully avoiding adult responsibility since 1978!
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I keep a backup bottle of Cuervo in my glovebox for contingency purposes. Have booze, will travel (not at the same time, though) ---------------------------------- Successfully avoiding adult responsibility since 1978!
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21.0935%--Geek No wonder I was feeding the geese so much in high school. Internet dating is socially acceptable now, right?
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I'm scared my dad's gonna commit suicide. Sorry if I brought everyone down. ---------------------------------- Successfully avoiding adult responsibility since 1978!
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Or, "he's so unlucky he could fall in a barrel of tits and come out sucking his thumb!" tip your waitress...I'll be here all week ---------------------------------- Successfully avoiding adult responsibility since 1978!
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Oh yeah, when I was a wee private, my squad leader would always say "I wouldn't shit you, you're my favorite turd!" ---------------------------------- Successfully avoiding adult responsibility since 1978!