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  1. Double Penetration; do you like it or not? This ad space for sale.
  2. $130 for my Microscoops. 2nd pair I bought. The first one got knocked off my head last fourth of july by the boom as we were pulling a sailboat into the dock. I saw it fall into the water and spent about a half hour looking for them. i love these glasses.... i've seen the minutes, and i think i like them too. i'm considering getting some wiley-x sg-1s for jumping and riding in, since they have replaceable lenses, and i don't like wearing sunglasses on my bike at night .... This ad space for sale.
  3. i like the "you are dumber than buffalo shit" ... i gotta remember that next time i make a cut against someone .... This ad space for sale.
  4. unformed

    Tax Jokes

    Don't worry. I work for the IRS. We have your name on a list. Just when you think we've forgotten about you, BAM!, you're going down, ol' buddy. This ad space for sale.
  5. I don't know how i'd call it bad luck. I mean, she fucking lived. Hell if I could fall 4000 and get away with a broken rib or somethin, I'd do it just for the story to tell my grandkids. "So, come here, boys, you know, ole pappy fell 4000 feet once, and got up and walked off. back in those days, we had to grow our own liver. none of this, go down to the supermarket and get a new liver kinda crap ..." Unfortunately, I can't do that, so I have to resort to wearing a slowing machanism. This ad space for sale.
  6. the reason people born after '68 will be much more affected by this strain is because they stopped including the vaccine for this strain in typical flu shots in '68. Honestly though, I don't know anyone who actually gets flu shots anyways ... This ad space for sale.
  7. hmmm ... i was thinking more of The Stand where a killer flu destroys the world and flagg takes it over .... never read apocolipsis ... is it any good? This ad space for sale.
  8. she probably sacrifices cute little bunny rabbits with pink polka dots every morning in case something like this ever happens. This ad space for sale.
  9. Randall Flagg is on his way. Props to anyone who ets the reference .... fucking genius .... let's send out a killer virus all over the country .... oh wait, that was probably "unwise" to do that ... shit i'm sorry. This ad space for sale.
  10. unformed

    NSFW Question

    I work in a lab. If someone alks behind me, I can be reading dz.com and actually look like I'm working. If they do catch me, I would probably just get a quick talking to, if at all. If I'm looking at porn, it's a different story. Hence the need for NSFW. Of course, I still look at it at work, but I make sure nobody's around. This ad space for sale.
  11. SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYER! [inline hb.gif] This ad space for sale.
  12. oh yeah, half of my shit is ripped myself from cds i bought, the other half is stolen from online e-pirates.. i'm going to hell for being such a scumbag. This ad space for sale.
  13. on my crappy mpio mp3 player ... best of the doors .... in my car mp3cd player, a collecetion of oakenfold albums, last heard on my computer, tool's aenema This ad space for sale.
  14. DOORKNOB! This ad space for sale.
  15. see ... i see it differently. it's not so much being mean, but rather playful flirting. women aren't usually mean for no reason whatsoever. there's two main reasons: 1) they actually like you and are just playing (if she's laughing or punching you in the arm or something like that) 2) you're getting on her nerves and the only way to get rid of you is by being mean. extremely attractive women actually have to do this because so many men just follow them around making stupid pickup lines or catcalls when they want to be left alone. see, i bet she was approached by so many guys who just came up to her and said "Wow, you're so hot, can i take you out sometime?" which gets really annoying .... so by making snide remarks she's trying to find someone who is man enough to not be offended, can laugh about it, turn around and make fun of her, and can actually stand up to her instead of bowing down to her beauty .... This ad space for sale.
  16. we read playboys instead of looking at live internet porn. This ad space for sale.
  17. Argggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh. Why'd you have to remind me? This ad space for sale.
  18. alright, after reading this article it makes a bit more sense on why they did what they did. They also did try to talk to him first and asked to empty the suitcase, which he refused. This ad space for sale.
  19. He looked funny. That goes against our Patriot Act. This ad space for sale.
  20. unformed

    Mushrooms!

    you're eating the wrong kind of mushrooms. not that the right kind taste much better either, but at least after a half hour you don't care. This ad space for sale.
  21. what kind of a phone do you have? mine doesn't show it immediately, but if i hit down, it then shows all the info .... This ad space for sale.
  22. i'll second scott millers course ..... i took it a few weeks ago and have had good and accurate landings consistently since then ... This ad space for sale.
  23. hey you're back. i think you forgot about the suicidal parachutists thread. we need your input there. This ad space for sale.
  24. mmmmmmm .... good idea ... i think i'll join ya at big island burritos.... This ad space for sale.