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talks of marriage problems and having domestic arguments online is a lot more personal than talking about medical issues i don't even like talking to my friends about my relationships, i definitely don't want the world to know about it This ad space for sale.

and i'm still drunk as shit from last night. the bartender told me not to drive. (i actually listened and didn't) .... just wanted to let y'all know. This ad space for sale.

We put Smoke down after he couldn't walk anymore, went very close to blind, and lost control of his bowels. He would wake up, realize he did a number 2 on the floor and you could see the sadness and shame in his eyes. It was at that point we decided we had to put him to sleep. If you do put him to sleep, give him the best week of his life. (IE: feed him steak every day and give him all the attention you can ... ) This ad space for sale.

i just send you a long ass pm before you made this thread .... so i'll just post it here as well in case anyone else wants it .... ------- i've bought two used bikes in the past, bought from private sellers. the first one was an '83 Honda 750 for $700 that I bought off of ebay. i had emailed the guy before buying it, but never saw it. over email, he told me he was going to a bigger bike and wanted to get rid of this one. when i go to pick it up, the guy is working on the bike, says he barely knows anything about them; turns out he's an auctioneer who bought it for $400 and is reselling it. needless to say, the fucker lasted for four hours. i got it running again a few months later and the mechanic told me to cut my losses and get rid of it. the second bike i bought i found on cycle trader, went to see it. it was a '74 Honda CB550 for $900. he had three bikes in his garage and said he was getting rid of this one to put more money into the other ones. That was four years ago, and I still have it. It's not perfect, but I ride it everyday. The biker community is somewhat like the skykdiving community; they wave at each other when driving past, and shit, it's a common bond. Hence, they don't generally screw over other bikers. Getting a bike I'd look at local sellers, and make sure they actually ride themselves. When you go to look at it, tell them to not turn it on before. You want the engine cold, to see how it starts up. You shouldn't need to put too much effort into it. After a few moments it should run smoothly, idle between 1-2000 RPM. Find out how long its been sitting. If it's sat for a year or so, you'll probably need to clean the carbs and do a bunch of other crap to it which could add a bit of money to it. Bikes like to be maintained much more often than cars. If you know how to ride, the best bet would be to just take it out and see how she rides. If you don't know how to ride, take a motorcycle course before you buy. If you can borrow someones bike for a while as you're learning, that would be helpful as well. You should be able to get a decent running old bike for US $1000-1500. The good thing about old bikes is that its very basic parts and you can do 90% of the maintenance and repairs on it yourself. For $3000 you should be able to get a pretty nice bike as well. For your very first bike, you also want a naked-ish bike. You will eventually drop it, and if it has plastic fairings on it, it'll be expensive to replace. Also, a friend of mine recently bought a bike from the BMW dealership for $5000. They supposedly don't get commission, so I would have no problem buying from them. Beamers are damn good bikes, but a little on the pricey side. It could be worrth it if you have the cash for it. This ad space for sale.

For a first bike, I'd recommend a 500-650cc naked bike. You don't want much in the way of plastic, cause when you drop it, it'll be expensive to replace. For a first I'd even more recommend getting an old used cheap bike, which you can learn on and ride to hell, and then when you're ready for something bigger and better, get something nice and expensive. This ad space for sale.

a Rebel has minimal amounts of power. At the minimum get a 500 or 550. I have a 550 I've been riding for a few years, and although I -could- use a bit more power, this will suffice. A 250 you will get bored with in a heartbeat. If it's your first bike in a long time, why not get something a bit older that's still in good condition. You won't have to get a loan on it, you won't be worried as much about dropping it and stuff. I got my '74 Honda CB550 with 18000 original miles for $900. If you're gonna get financed definitely get something stronger than a Rebel. This ad space for sale.

They need to stop bothering the rest of society with this gay politically correct bullshit. They should make restrooms, saying instead of "men" and "women", it should day "penis" and "vagina". make it much more simpler. (PS: I have nothing against gays, it's used figuratively.) This ad space for sale.

what post number you are ... or am i just blind? This ad space for sale.

it's all on who you know........ you would be suprised i bet on how much and the diffrent kinds of drugs you can find at alot of dropzones....... second that. drug users don't exactly like to advertise to nonusers that they use. but it's not just at dropzones. you would be surprised at how many people you think you know really well would be the ones in a back room smoking a little or taking a line or two at any given party .... This ad space for sale.

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Here's another one.... Frank Purdue arranges to visit the Pope. After receiving the papal blessing he whispers, "Your Eminence, do we have a deal for you. If you change The Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread....'to 'give us this day our daily chicken....' we will donate $500 million dollars to the Church". The Pope responds saying, "That is impossible. The Prayer is the Word of the Lord and it must not be changed". "Well then," says Frank Purdue, "we are prepared to donate $1 billion the Church if you change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread....' to 'give us this day our daily chicken...." Again the Pope replies "That is impossible. The Prayer is the Word of the Lord and it must not be changed". Finally, Frank Perdue says to the Pope,"Sir, this is our last offer. We will donate $5 billion to the church if you change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread....' to 'give us this day our daily chicken....'" and he leaves. The next day the Pope meets with the College of Cardinals. "I have good news, and I have bad news," he tells them. "The good news is that the Church has come into $5 billion ... The bad news is that we're losing The Wonderbread Account" This ad space for sale.

The Pope, having been invited to address the United Nations, arrives in New York and is wisked away in a private limo. Unfortunately, security delays have made the Pope late for his speech and he instructs his driver to make up the delay by driving as fast as he can. Even with the driver's best efforts, the Pope knows they are still going to arrive late and insists that the driver make even better time. The driver fears for the Pope's safety and hesitates to drive any faster. Now totally frustrated, the Pope tells the driver to get in the back and let him drive. The Pontiff takes the limo beyond known limits, making incredible turns and wildly dodges in and out of traffic in an effort to reach the United Nations in time. Six blocks from their destination a New York police officer catches up with the limo and pulls them over. Upon approaching the driver's side window and recognizing the Pope immediately, the police officer informs the Pope he was speeding and driving recklessly. The Pope explains "We are in a very big hurry to address an international audience on the most urgent of worldly matters". The officer begs the Pope's pardon and returns to his squad car to make a call to headquarters. "Get me the chief right away!" the officer demands. "This is the chief, what's the problem?" "Chief, this is Roberts. I've pulled over a big shot, and I'm not so sure what to do" "Who is it, the Mayor?" asks the chief. "Bigger than that" says the officer. "Don't tell me you pulled over the Governor!" asks the chief. "Bigger than the Governor" says the officer. "Bigger than the Governor! A Senator? A Congressman?" "Bigger" say the officer. "Who the hell did you pull over, the President of the United States?!" the chief asks, alarmed. "Chief, I'm not sure who he is, but his driver is the Pope!" This ad space for sale.

learn some african language ./... being able to do the clicks would be cool in and of itself... This ad space for sale.

yeah, but don't worry. all the whores here can fix that! This ad space for sale.

I want to just get a shitload of jumps. I'd like to get my C license before the Keys Boogie, take a Base FJC, go to Bridge Day, and go to Rantoul. This ad space for sale.

I didn't know Casa Bonita was a real place. I want to be a pirate cliff diver over there. that would be kind of interesting... This ad space for sale.

hey quit it. this isn't slashdot. This ad space for sale.

ah, that must be what it was ... thanks ... This ad space for sale.

I don't remember exactly why, but I remember in high school our science teacher said that if you just finished a really hard workout, you don't want to drink a lot water immediately ... i think it had something to do with a shock to the system. let it slow down for a little, and then start drinking a lot water This ad space for sale.

I don't think theres really a problem, but I'd relax and let it get down to 130-140 before going out again. Instead of drinking lots of water, just splash it on your face to cool down. This ad space for sale.

how old are you? This ad space for sale.

I learned something similar last week. Except I learned that if someone won't stop being an asshole, you threaten to bash their head in, and they'll get the fucking picture. He later told me he half expected to wake up with my 357 magnum pointed at his head. Needless to say, he doesn't fuck with me anymore. I also learned, once again, whiskey makes me a very happy but belligerent drunk. This ad space for sale.

go to the titty bar! This ad space for sale.

i leave for two and a half hours and come back drunk and there's 36 new threads ..... how the fuck am i supposed to read all this? y'all need to get a life and go jump or fuck or somethin' This ad space for sale.

I did my taxes; It took a whole 4 minutes and 38 seconds. Now I'll see when I get audited. This ad space for sale.