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But would it ruin the whole romantic, intimate mood to genlty stroke his chest and whisper softly in his ear "Fuck me hard!"? You can change out in the middle of the event... or just make a change of pace for round two
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Math / economics = Premier membership Support Geometry = Wingsuit forum So, you're saying that since you're math is not quite perfect... that the Premier membership support failed in edumakating you?
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Question - does this include disreguard for pain as well? Not injury, but pain. I think pain could be in either... it depends on what's wanted/needed. Besides, some types of fucking/making love (ie read Non vaginal intercourse) does involve a little pain, but you get used to it.... (or so I'm told)
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OK... but you said you learned math here.... where's Arithmetic or Geometry or caluclabus?
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Ha - that's a cop out - Lets hear it. OK.... Fucking - hard, fast, lust, need, carnal, demanding - like a sweaty hot night out by the tuffit... quick and dirty. "Making love" - tender, involved, passion, want, giving - like sneaking into the riggers loft amongst all the silk and ties... long and sensual. Or something like that (is that better?)
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Says the boy from Tex-ass.... "only two things come from Texas"
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ummm.... skyvan.....
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Sure... hide all the red bull, even throw it away. Now hidiing the Go Fast.... that's dirty and worth pain.
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what she said... both have their place....
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So then you're saying that you need to be schooled? It's all right here at your fingertips And which forum do you learn different subjects in? Bonfire for English, ediquite and social rearing.... Speakers Corner for political sciences... Women Only/Skydivers with Disabilities for Ethnic/Alternative Studies (a requirement at the UW)....Safety and Training for math (wingloading stuffs, fall rates, ect).... Gear and Rigging for ummmm-I'll come back to that one..... Instructors for -another skip..... Incidents and Wind tunnels - physics. What have we forgotten? Recess!!!!!! (which is the events & places to Jump)
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ummmmm.... skyvan.......
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Is that a compliment or a personal attack?
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I woke up from a weird dream last night (even weirder than most of mine).... I did a C-Section on a woman who refused any anethesia... in some weird strange place, didn't have suction, she wasn't screaming or even acting in pain.... I don't remember if it was a baby boy or girl even. Then had to clean up and go shopping?!
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ummm......but... then you don't get a Deuce and a half.... you get a Deuce or two halves.... where'd you learn your math?
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How smart do you have to be to use a pair of scissors?
kbordson replied to skybytch's topic in The Bonfire
Careful.... remember poor Joey... Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. What? Ross, Ross? Would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants? Ross: Yes, yes it is. In prison! -
I think Deadpool (aka, the secret identy... shhhhhh..... of the turtle.....) is cool too (I really, REALLY, liked him when the drew him like Tom Cruise - oh the curse)... but I think we're hijacking a car sex thread. (bad girls, bad, wicked, evil girls.... we might need to be punished....)
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welll.... isn't he one of them starting up the Fat Bastards gang? Besides, maybe I'm just saying love him for who his is... don't try to force him to be less due to some societial constraints on beauty and wing loading.....
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That is a GEN-U -WHINE picture of Deadpool.... the merc with a mouth of Marvel comics. "a gun for hire. A by-product of the military's Weapon X program. Wilson was given incredible strength, agility and healing powers-but at a price. His cellular structure is in constant flux and his sanity is questionalbe. An outsider, all wilson wants is to swim n the societal cesspool. Preferably the breaststroke. But no speedos...." Cable & Deadpool #10 edit: so does it make me a geek to have that above quote right at my fingertips? and is it ok for girls to be geeks?
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Poor Deuce... rejecting him like that..... you'll hurt his feelings. Ok, how about a Jeep 151A..... (just not a Humvee.... unless you want to look like ALL the other pretty people)
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Hum-vee Way too much of a status symbol. Be a man and get a Deuce and a half.
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Hmmm... a good love slave. So that means that she could tell you to..... and that you would have to..... and then you would make sammwiches. I think you got something there. But does she get to wear the leather boots and prance about all domineering like?
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Maybe you should have gotten her some underarmour to keep hot things warm....
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thermal imaging?
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I gotta know.... do you ever read comic books? cuz sometimes you so remind me of a character named Deadpool! Just wondering if maybe he was your secret identy..... (mild mannered turtlespeed changes to Deadpool in randomly selected ford trucks with lots of head room while there are three women making out in the truck bed waiting for their sammwiches)
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Then "he" could go make the sammich tray? What kind of fantasies are you having there Turtle boy? Well it started out as : D'sniz: Three chicks at the same time, man........ Fuckin' A.... Then Rebecca said he should make a sammich cuz the chicks could do all the satisfyin' by themselves - So I reminded her that they still needed someone that knows how to work the dvd player for the Porno's they are watching and he could make a sammich tray after he is done being told what to do. Clear it up for ya there sport? Sorta... but even if ithe grils are all well and capable of "handling" the situation... wouldn't you at least want to watch, instead of hopping off to the kitchen and making sammiches? Or are you saying that the thought of three chicks... all hot and bothered, touching each other, kissing, grabbing and feeling..... would bore you? I still have to ask.... What kind of fantasies are you having there?