kbordson

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  1. Freezing game, Lambeau Field. OH YEAH!!
  2. -not trying to pick on you.... just helping you out here. and for the record I like this t-shirt. Cuz I sure can't cook.
  3. Oh no. Funny how sometimes the body just kinda ... breaks. Did they give you anything to make it feel better or just give you restrictions to make you feel worse? I hope that breathing gets easier. (for the record, I would much rather have a broken ankle than a broken rib.... I feel for you) Take care, m'kay?
  4. Are the tapes helping? Or haven't you started using them yet?
  5. Speaking of Kim kicking your ass.... Doc K - don't shoot him TOO bad, ok? But... see since I don't have anything to prove, I wouldn't have to use a Desert Beagle.... I would just use a 1911. (and yes, I do have either to choose from )
  6. What are the benefits of a "guy card"? If you're man enough, do you really need a laminated piece of paper saying "My chromosomes are XY"? I mean, shouldn't we be able to tell without pedigreed papers? And if you're not "man enough" will a card really make it better? and what if I want one? even though I am XX... I do lots of "guy things"... so can I get an "honorary guy card"? Especially since I am "one of the guys" in a lot of groups that I associate with....
  7. ah... I figured out why they don't have pictures of the guys. The guys on that site are generally the "buyers" so once they select their options, then they can send the picture to that limited audience. As opposed to the women that are "selling" and just trying to attract attention.
  8. OK... looking at that site (yes. I'm WAY bored and the narcotics haven't kicked in yet...) I have a couple of questions would a guy really want a mail order bride in her 30's and 40's? From a fertility standpoint, she's kinda past her prime. She's not really "trainable" at that age (as if any really are). And all that money on the arranged marraige for a more limitied lifespan (unless you do include the time in the nursing home rocking next to each other) why is there a 19year old Russian girl on that list? Did she just learn early that she wants out? Is she lying about her age? What's wrong with the 19yo guys there that she's bailing ship so fast?! (and they don't have pictures of the men.... at least not with the parameters that I had set)
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    99

    Images aside, I thought the lyrics were entertaining Song Lyrics: Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas Sweater stretchers, lung protectors Beach umbrellas, frost detectors Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice Jell-o molds and high-beam lights Every day I probably use 99 words for boobs Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys Double lattes, Ode to Joys Hooters, shooters, physics tutors Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters Double-WMD's MRE's and PFD's Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes 99 words for boobs Gerber servers, holy grails Whoopee cushions, humpback whales Flying saucers, traffic stoppers Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos Soft-serve cones and armadillos Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes 99 words for boobs Midget earmuffs, warming globes Strobes and probes and frontal lobes Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs Jogging partners, saline noobs 99 words for boobs Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers Rubber baby buggy bumpers Rutabagas, Chi Omegas Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas Congo bongos, bowling pins Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins Your claims I'm breast-obsessed are true We're quite a pair 'cause I'm a boob too
  10. kbordson

    GONZO ALERT

    It's all good. I'm sure there'll be another chance to say hi!
  11. kbordson

    GONZO ALERT

    Gonzo was in Kansas City and I missed it?!
  12. According to that quiz my life sucs I didn't like that quiz either. I scored highest in mind and body (despite the surgery and now recovery period...) oh, and finance.... but that shouldn't weigh too heavy. Other sections were pulled down cuz of how they asked some of the questions and how they included all family and friends in that one category.... just cuz my Dad wasn't the best father in my chindhood, doesn't mean that I don't have some kick ass supports currently. I just know that I started the year out on the right foot and I plan to continue trying to be more happy and healthy
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    Irony...

    Peter.... I hope you slept well (or at least ok) last night. Breathing is QUITE important and kind of a necessary thing (I think I remember something about that in medical school ) Hopefully it mends itself quickly.
  14. I can't believe this comment went untouched on DZ.com. It's cuz it was posted in a "chess" thread, not a "chest" one.
  15. be nice.... I'm on narcotics, but needing some kind of distraction
  16. Good luck More importantly... May you enjoy the challenges and learning opportunities. May you feel wonder and awe with your ability to help those that need your assistance. May you not grow too jaded with the morbid humor that sometimes is necessary.
  17. My life rocks. This is said on the eve of anticipating a rather uncomfortable night. And still I feel lighter and happier than two/three years ago.
  18. Thank you! First step is making it through tonight, but I know things will be better in the future!!
  19. Initial surgery 1/2/08 - 4 screws and one pin (Tibial fixation) Today's surgery 1/17/08 - 1 plate and 6 more screws. (Fibula fixation)
  20. He said "Nowhere but Texas" You had the same thing happen If A, then B? Yeah... maybe it's the drugs!
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