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  1. I'm in town for a day or two, this is the last stop on my road trip and am lookin for anyone that wants to jump/party, hit me up. blue skies dan History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  2. Brit's pimpin it with her new hairstyle. and now she's gettin her makeup done. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  3. They're in the bathroom gettin ready to go to the strip club with me and Amanda is asking how Brit should have her hair done. Am I that much of a pretty boy that they have to ask me how to do their hair? She was asking me what to wear earlier History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  4. You don't bake hamburger silly...that's dessert. Quote ok ok, i bought it at arby's History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  5. Who are you trying to fool?Quote I am too, I didn't shave this morning History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  6. *I'll be leaving here shortly..just be ready* Quote I'm always ready........oh you mean to jump? ok I'll go get my rig I did bake something, that hamburger I was eating when you got home earlier for lunch. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  7. why aren't you home yet damnit? I wanna jump, hurry up at work slacker. Or did that shot last night kick ur ass too bad lightweight History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  8. Wait..This is NOT happening in my bed! DO YOU HEAR ME! NO! Quote I think I've already proved I'll do that. And Amanduh what are you talking about? you odn't have peeps History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  9. Wait..This is NOT happening in my bed! DO YOU HEAR ME! NO! Quote where else are we gonna do it so we can get evidence? and since I can't play pool..... how bout a cabana boy? History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  10. We are gonna hook it, we are gonna drive fast, and we are gonna take risks. Its the nature of being young. With age comes wisdom and with youth comes, well, the ability to heal fast. Quote Don't group us all together, some of us have half a brain and listen to advice and do the right thing when it comes to learning to swoop. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  11. Hmm, hot chicks fast planes and lots of jumpin...... k here's the deal, I'll get wasted and take a guy home tonight, and you get pictures and send em to the army, I'll be out of the Army, the closet and colorado all in one shot But what would I do for work down here? Ladies who needs a pool boy? History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  12. Why didn't you sick Cyndi on him, she is good at taking care of the riff-raff? Quote I could've taken him, but he wasn't worth the time or energy I would've wasted on him. I was too busy hangin out with people that matter like my dz.com crew History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  13. He's just a wee little feller.Quote EXCUSE ME?!?! History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  14. Nah the night waspretty mellow, I didn't even puke That guy walkin around in the buisness suit claiming to be a professional boxer was pissin me off though. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  15. well get to rallyin' i'll be there sunday History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  16. I tied 'em up pretty good this morning before I left. Quote you gonna tie me up too? History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  17. And what did you say when I left? "I can take care of myself" Yup..should have left your pretty little self a body guard... Quote I said that before I knew your closet had monsters in it. We have in Colorado saying they have to stay under the bed, i though it was the same here. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  18. sheeshh...I should have known.... Quote don't worry i just bought a couple more thongs at the mall so I wouldn't have to borrow yours tonight History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  19. They come and kill you in your sleep. Quote ahhhhhh, make the bad men stop k change of plans, i'll be hiding under the covers in amanduh's place. AMANDUH!!! come get these monsters out of your closet they're plottin against me with the bullfrogs. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  20. wait i'm confused, i need bullfrog repellent too? History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  21. Mini Skirt with NO Panties so I have easy accessQuote easy access to what? I don't get it History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  22. Take some mosquito repellent because they are bad this time of year.Quote I can't, they don't make mosquito repellent that smells like Armani cologne. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  23. Alright Arizonians I'm in spaceland right now and heading to Eloy in two days, I'll be there til the 10th, maybe longer, anyone that wants to go out and get wasted(most likely on me) hit me up. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  24. If I come home and you are playing dress up in my clothes and make up I'm gonna be pissed. Quote AHHHH I've been caught, fine I'll behave, which drawer do I put these panties back into?, I forgot where I got them. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  25. I was just in one of those clubs the other night in orladno, it rocked. My buddy couldn't get over the fact that there was a guy chained up getting whipped in the middle of the club. on attire though, BLACK!!!! Any type of lacey undergarments you can mangae to make into an outfit should work. i'm sure there's plenty of websites that have stuff you could check out to get some ideas. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower